Um, that's going where?
When you open this box and remove this toy from inside it, I guarantee you. You'll feel like you're holding a porn star's massive cock and you won't know what to do with it given its Huge size. Well, that's a lie, you'll know exactly what to do to it. Mhm. I'd say it's well worth the money, given the orgasms this thing will cause and it'll definitely rekindle the fire of your sex life as well.
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Pros
shape, design and details. Massive in size.
Cons
The bright pink head is weird, needs more olive to the skin tone.
Follow-up commentary
9 months after original review
Um, I should've given this one a 5 star rating. Almost 9 months later, my girl STILL goes crazy with this thing. We can only bring it out after we're ridiculously drunk now because well. She loved using larger dildos right when I came back from deployments but when she noticed she was too comfortable with these more massive in size dildos, she decided she should go back to smaller ones before she bumped up to Bam or something crazy. But we actually brought this guy out after our Halloween Party because she was tired of Mr Boxer and wanted something a little more than what she's used to. And, we were both drunk. We strapped this guy on and she went to town on it. She did the best she could to get every inch of it. It's longer than she can handle but she tried. Especially after a long night of drinking. It left her a wet trembling mess, I tell ya what.
Once again, plenty of water-based lubes. Women, I'd like to suggest Wet Naturals, they're relatively inexpensive but they're pretty amazing for women. We've switched to that and it's working very well for us. Very easy to clean and doesn't leave behind any residue.
Don't forget to wash your toys with either a good sex toy cleaner or a mild anti-bacterial soap and uhh, use condoms. This guy needs magnums.. Drop a couple drops inside the condom as well. Don't want friction to break your rubber. heheheh.
Once again, plenty of water-based lubes. Women, I'd like to suggest Wet Naturals, they're relatively inexpensive but they're pretty amazing for women. We've switched to that and it's working very well for us. Very easy to clean and doesn't leave behind any residue.
Don't forget to wash your toys with either a good sex toy cleaner or a mild anti-bacterial soap and uhh, use condoms. This guy needs magnums.. Drop a couple drops inside the condom as well. Don't want friction to break your rubber. heheheh.
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