I will start off by saying that I am a glass virgin. I have seen and heard about glass toys for a while now but never really got the point. If it doesn’t vibrate, why bother? However, after hearing all the hype I figured I’d better give it a try. Boy am I glad I did!!

The “Topsy Turvy” from the Glass Dreams line of Doc Johnson products is an attractive looking toy. It is smooth and shaped like a penis with a slight curve so that it hits the g-spot. The inside has a swirled red pattern to it and I found it kind of amusing how the tip of the head had a little dimple just like the opening of a penis. The base flares out into a shape that makes it easy to hold onto. I didn’t notice any flaws in workmanship (e.g. bubbles) either. One thing that was slightly disappointing is that it didn’t come in a protective case or even cloth bag to store it in. I’m a little worried about it getting chipped or scratched so I am wrapping it in a towel and then putting elastic bands around the towel to store it.

When I went to use the toy for the first time I decided I should probably warm myself up with a vibrator first. After a little bit I inserted the glass toy and started working it in a thrusting motion. It felt AMAZING. I was so impressed. It just hit all the right spots and got me going for sure. The weight and size of it inside me was just perfect. The shaft is narrow enough that it doesn’t cause any stretching/pain at the vaginal entrance, but the head is larger so that it gives a more filling sensation inside. I also loved that it is so smooth and that it feels slippery without any lube even- not like those jelly toys where lube is essential. Even though the toy was feeling incredible inside me I took it out to see what it felt like against my clit. Just rubbing the head of it against my clit brought me to orgasm many times. Something about the smooth hard feel of the glass was just indescribable. By the time I was done my first “trial session” with the toy I had completely soaked through the towel I had put underneath myself and was just in shock. I had never guessed that a non-vibrating toy could be so good!

Next, I decided to have both of my partners use it with me. Each of them were able to easily get the same reaction out of me by using it. Seriously, just the moment this toy is inside me I can’t help but start groaning and moaning. I would almost think that this toy is custom built for me because it really just hits all my spots perfectly. Needless to say, both the times using it with partners the toy quickly got discarded because the whole thing was such a turn on that I was soon being fucked with a live cock instead. In between uses the toy is easy to clean with warm water and soap. Because it's glass you can also put it in the dishwasher or boil it if you really want to sterilize it. It's totally non-porous so it's one of the safest materials to use. You don't have to worry about weird chemicals leeching out into your body or breaking down over time. Really, this toy should last forever.

One of the other things that I had heard about glass toys was that they were good for temperature play. I decided to test this out by putting the toy in the freezer for the afternoon before using it. Have to say that this was not pleasant at all for me. It was just far too cold and hurt like hell inside me. I quickly gave up on this idea and decided to warm it up. My husband suggested putting it in the microwave to quickly warm it. I figured since it's glass, why not? It didn't seem to damage it at all and once it was a warm temperature again we began using it again and I returned to enjoying it much more. Maybe the freezer idea works better if you don't leave it in for as long, or if you are into experiencing painful type cold down there. But it's not for me.

In conclusion- I am a true glass convert. I can’t stop telling my girlfriends about how amazing glass dildos are. It’s made me actually consider masturbating again (I’m the type that really never masturbates by myself… I figure I’ve got partners for that). I love it. BUY ONE!