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Nubby fat head reviews
Price: $37.99
 
 
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Nubby fat head

Heartthrob
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Contributor: Heartthrob
The Nubby Fat Head is a work of art worthy of placement on your mantel. While that's not practical it is saying a great deal about the craftmanship of the toy. Clear, smooth glass, essences with rich blues and greens provide a pallet meant for only one thing, pleasure. With it's smoothness, temperature hold, and beauty the Nubby Fat Head is sure to bring hours of pleasure that only glass can provide.
Pros Smooth, studded, keeps temp for temperature play.
Cons Gets a little hard to hold onto when slippery from lube.
Rating:
5
Published:January 11, 2010
Bent graduate reviews
Price: $31.99
 
 
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Bent graduate

Owl Identified
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Contributor: Owl Identified
The Bent Graduate wants you to squirt. It doesn't care if you forgot to put a towel down before you started playing and it doesn't care if the kids are asleep and your moans might wake them up; it just doesn't care. Each and every time I used this toy I was unable to defy its wishes and I gladly succumbed to its desire to ruin my bedding. If you're looking for some firm and direct G spot stimulation that might turn your masturbation session into a biblical monsoon, look no further.
Pros Wonderful curve, anti-slip handle, easy to share and clean, storage pouch included and cute as heck!
Cons May not be girthy enough for everyone, the handle might be a little petite for those with big hands.
Rating:
5
Published:January 08, 2010
azurapril1
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Contributor: azurapril1
Honestly, this item is worth the money if you are just starting or different temperatures really get you off. Now that I have explored sex toys more, I don't think this pretty little thing will get much more use!
Pros You can change the temp of this toy! Nice for beginners.
Cons Circumference is a little small, can be painful if you partner is using it on you.
Rating:
3
Published:January 02, 2010
Glo G-Spot reviews
Price: $41.99
 
 
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Glo G-Spot

 CaptainBunnyKilla
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Contributor: CaptainBunnyKilla
The Glo G-Spot glows in the dark AND is pure silicone. Performance-wise, it's a little bendy and pretty slim, so keep those things in mind if you need firm pressure on your g-spot or lots of girth.
Pros Made of hygienic silicone, glow-sticks are held in place sturdily
Cons On the slim side, glow doesn't actually add anything in orgasm power
Rating:
4
Published:January 06, 2010
OpenMindedInOhio
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Contributor: OpenMindedInOhio
I think this is a great toy! I will probably explore more of the Ophoria line. I would encourage you to try this toy out. It is like no other toy, but in all the good ways.
Pros Perfect size. Comfortable. Glows, so no risk of losing it with the lights out. Easy to clean
Cons Difficult for partner to know if dildo turned properly after insertion. Only 5 glow sticks
Rating:
5
Published:February 24, 2009
Safo Garcia
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Contributor: Safo Garcia
This slender Ophoria G-spot Glo dildo is made out of silicone, effectively shaped for hitting the G-spot, and capable of glowing in the dark when you insert one of the included assorted-color glow sticks.
Pros shape; size; aesthetically-pleasing; made of silicone.
Cons none, really, unless you like a bigger dildo.
Rating:
5
Published:January 30, 2009
Malezia G-spot reviews
Price: $11.99
 
 
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Malezia G-spot

Erotica
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Contributor: Erotica
Makes a great dildo, and the ribbed feature is a bonus. But if your looking for something to work your G-Spot this probably won't be the toy. If this toy had a vibrating feature it may have been better.
Pros Great dildo, ribbed for extra pleasure.
Cons Couldn't hit my G-Spot, difficult to keep clean.
Rating:
3
Published:December 12, 2009
littlemama1
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Contributor: littlemama1
The disappointing factor is, you just can't lay straight to get the feeling you want, it’s not really worth it.
Pros The ribbing on it does wonders for your pussy.
Cons The g-spot stimulator doesn't really hit your g-spot good unless your legs are off the bed.
Rating:
3
Published:May 08, 2009
Nubby melon crank reviews
Price: $31.99
 
 
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Nubby melon crank

Sammi
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Contributor: Sammi
The Nubby Melon Crank is an interesting toy. It features a large juicer-shaped head and a nubbed shaft and base. The bottom features a crank that can be used for thrusting as well as spinning the toy inside you, and the nubs on the base provide external stimulation. The included storage pouch provides protection when not in use.
Pros Made of glass, good for temperature play, fun design, storage pouch included.
Cons Hard, could be longer, storage bag could be larger.
Rating:
4
Published:December 02, 2009
iToys UR3 dong reviews
Price: $15.99
 
 
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iToys UR3 dong

Jen&Clint
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Contributor: Jen&Clint
This wasn't a bad dong, but due to the smell and the material, I would suggest looking at something that will remain firm and doesn't flop around so much. The price is not that bad but you can find something with less flop for your bucks.
Pros Nice length and girth.
Cons Material, Smell, and Floppiness
Rating:
3
Published:November 25, 2009
Small big stuff reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
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Small big stuff

Pillowpants
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Contributor: Pillowpants
When I reviewed Small Big Stuff, it was not priced in the system, so I do not know if the price is justified for the features, but assuming it falls into the $20-$30 range, it is a good addition to the toy drawer!
Pros Good color (no staining likely).
Cons Slightly larger in girth.
Rating:
4
Published:November 20, 2009
Medium big stuff reviews
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Medium big stuff

Tuesday
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Contributor: Tuesday
This cock is for those who like their toys large, solid and very firm. Its curved head provides excellent g-spot stimulation. If you can handle the size it will not disappoint.
Pros Great g-spot stimulation, strong suction cup, non-toxic, made in USA.
Cons I would prefer it to be softer.
Rating:
4
Published:October 06, 2009
Signature reviews
Price: $57.99
 
 
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Signature

Carrie Ann
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Contributor: Carrie Ann
The Signature is a sleek, heavily ridged ceramic dildo with a nice amount of heft and girth in it's spicy, autumn colored shaft. Excellent for temperature play as it retains temps well, this dildo is highly textured yet incredibly smooth and frictionless resulting in a lot of sensation but no drag or pulling of tender skin.
Pros Non porous, heavily ridged, excellent texture, smooth, girthy and gorgeous.
Cons May be too textured for some.
Rating:
4
Published:September 29, 2009
Smooth shaft reviews
Price: $23.99
 
 
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Smooth shaft

Dorkgasm
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Contributor: Dorkgasm
This is a good toy for people looking to expand their horizons and experiment with larger penetrations. The texture is second only to glass, and those that find they can take the girth will discover the pleasures in being a size queen. If it had more functionality, either vibration or a suction base, it might be more fun, but if you don't mind doing all the work, this toy can fulfill a lot of size fantasies.
Pros Smooth, wide, firm, weight and girth provide a great "full" feeling.
Cons May be too big for some.
Rating:
4
Published:September 29, 2009
Lucid heart reviews
Price: $31.99
 
 
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Lucid heart

Mama Mia
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Contributor: Mama Mia
The Lucid Heart is wonderful because it's a perfect fit, it feels so nice and hard as it slides right in and it doesn't vibrate. (I also purchased two vibrators, the Swirl Daisy and the Love Vibes Love G to try out what vibrators are like, having never used those, either.) The Lucid Heart is more like the "real" thing. I never want to like a dildo or vibrator better than a real man, but it is an excellent temporary fix, or will be a nice addition to the bedroom when he comes back.
Pros Safety of glass, hardness of dildo, nice bulbous head and curved shaft.
Cons Nothing.
Rating:
5
Published:September 16, 2009
Jessica Elizabeth
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Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth
Fabulous toy! Great for a slow sensual session the bulbous head with the heart shaped handle can hit any spot and massage it perfectly!
Pros Good size and shape.
Cons Inadequate packaging.
Rating:
5
Published:August 26, 2009
Vinyl vengeance ringed reviews
Price: $23.99
 
 
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Vinyl vengeance ringed

Welfarecowboy
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Contributor: Welfarecowboy
Definitely one of the larger toys in my collection. It is great for riding due to the ribs, would be a perfect toy if it had a strong suction cup on the bottom. You must warm up before using it and make sure to use plenty of lube.
Pros The ribs and girth are the two more prominent and favorite features.
Cons Definitely not for beginners, wish it was more conical in shape.
Rating:
4
Published:August 12, 2009
Shamrock
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Contributor: Shamrock
This toy is NOT for beginners. Even experienced users should be wary of the extreme variation of the rib heights. If size is your thing, just remember to go slowly and the experience can and will be very rewarding.
Pros Filling, color, weight, stiffness.
Cons Size of ridges, poorly tapered head.
Rating:
3
Published:June 15, 2009
Cinnamon Chambers
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Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers
This is really big. Be informed, and safe when buying and using this toy. Do not forget tons, and tons of lube. I would only recommend it if you are very experienced and able to handle a girth of over two and a half inches.
Pros Nice color and design
Cons Extremely large, combination of two materials.
Rating:
2
Published:February 26, 2009
Qbert
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Contributor: Qbert
Not for the amateur or inexperienced anal toy user. This large dildo doesn’t vibrate and the name is pretty dumb, but if you’re looking for an alternative anal toy, Vinyl Vengeance provides plenty of girth. Patience is a key. Just use plenty of lube!
Pros Hefty girth for those wanting more, easy to clean, inexpensive.
Cons Strong odor that takes a while to go away. Typical, tacky Doc Johnson branding.
Rating:
4
Published:July 03, 2008
Dark Gracie
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Contributor: Dark Gracie
I loved how full it made me feel and that my g-spot was being rubbed over and over. The huge wet spot that I left behind was a good indicator that this toy will be my new "go to" for when I crave a messy and intense time.
Rating:
5
Published:October 10, 2007
Snake of paradise reviews
Price: $35.99
 
 
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Snake of paradise

deceased
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Contributor: deceased
Unique dildo. Good use of form and function. Discreet. Quality inert material, will not cause skin reactions, easy to sterilize. Great for gift giving. Must have a more protective case if being stored with other hard items.
Pros Beautiful, multi-use, easy to clean, relatively inexpensive, non degradable.
Cons You might need additional stimulation be it manual ,oral, or vibrational to cum.
Rating:
4
Published:July 06, 2009
Rockin'
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Contributor: Rockin'
This glass dildo is great as a first glass toy or as an addition to your collection. The beautiful construction and appearance will impress you almost as much as its ability to deliver where it counts. This a sweet deal for a great, long-lasting toy.
Pros Looks great, feels heavy and sturdy, and delivers tons of pleasure.
Cons The thin bag provided for the toy does not provide adequate breakage protection.
Rating:
5
Published:March 24, 2009
Hotflashes & Wetdreams
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Contributor: Hotflashes & Wetdreams
The Snake of Paradise has all the best features of glass toys–firm, smooth and attractive–along with its own unique, undulating shape. A great toy for the price, and pretty enough to leave on the shelf or coffee table, if you dare...
Pros Curves. And a nice round head. And smooth, firm glass that's safe for your body and easy to clean.
Cons Glass is hard, so may not be for everyone. The storage bag isn't thick enough to protect the toy.
Rating:
4
Published:November 13, 2008
Topsy turvy reviews
Price: $51.99
 
 
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Topsy turvy

Mommyhood is Thankless
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Contributor: Mommyhood is Thankless
This item is worth it because with correct care it will last forever. I found it to be rather exciting although size was a bit of an issue. With a partner to maneuver this, it was a lot of fun!
Pros Pretty, easily sanitized, phthalates free, don't need a lot of lube.
Cons Difficult to insert correctly while solo.
Rating:
4
Published:June 25, 2009
Deuce 1 reviews
Price: $62.99
 
 
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Deuce 1

Alan & Michele
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Contributor: Alan & Michele
A safe high-quality vibrator, that is quiet and easy to clean. Its large size and hefty weight feel wonderful, but there is a ridge partway down the shaft that some people may find to be painful.
Pros Safe material, nice size.
Cons The ridge on the shaft was painful.
King pin knobby reviews
Price: $11.99
 
 
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King pin knobby

deceased
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Contributor: deceased
This one’s a keeper. Maybe experimenting with the launching phase will bring perfection. Would drop it in a gift basket for a cool friend...versatile and fun.
Pros Inexpensive, cute, comfortable, nice sensations, nice size.
Cons Not pure silicone (can not boil), tippy top of toy too flexy.
Rating:
4
Published:June 13, 2009
Medchic
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Contributor: Medchic
For the Price, the Kingpin Knobby Dildo is an excellent beginners toy. The nodules do help with stimulation but for the more experienced user, the length and the girth are somewhat lacking and disappointing. The flexibility of this contributes with the feel to it instead of the typical roughness that most dildos containing nodules contain and it gives it the "flexibility" of being able to maneuver it around for the best sensations possible.
Pros The nodules feel good and the price is great!
Cons Lacking in length and girth/width.
Rating:
3
Published:April 13, 2009
Cinnamon Chambers
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Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers
This toy is great as a dildo. If you want a small, pleasurable, vaginal stimulation dildo I would suggest trying this. It is pretty, textured and flexes to hit the g spot. If you are looking for a good anal probe, I would keep looking.
Pros Gorgeous color, antibacterial sil-a-gel material, textured knobs.
Cons Small, flaccid, no flared base and no suction.
Rating:
3
Published:February 01, 2009
Jelly flex prober reviews
Price: $17.99
 
 
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Jelly flex prober

Pumpkin Lady
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Contributor: Pumpkin Lady
This is a great big vibrator used to fill great big needs. The extra amount of energy one has to put into this toy for safety, is worth the effort. In return you can enjoy the long length, large girth, moderate vibrations, quiet sound, and firm yet bouncy material all for less than 20 dollars.
Pros Satisfying dimensions, aesthetic shape and color, user friendly.
Cons Less than perfect vibrations, unable to be sterilized.
Stainless steel threaded love wand reviews
Price: $93.99
 
 
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Stainless steel threaded love wand

Carrie Ann
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Contributor: Carrie Ann
The Phallix Threaded Stainless Steel wand is a slender, nicely ribbed, and a substantially heavy dildo. It is ideal for temperature play as metal holds both hot and cold terrifically. This also toy works marvelously as a kegel exerciser.
Pros Sterilizable, heavy, superb for temperature play, very nice, and not too extreme threaded texture.
Cons Care must be taken when storing, as stainless scratches fairly easily.
Rating:
5
Published:May 29, 2009
Always Aroused Girl
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Contributor: Always Aroused Girl
The Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand is a fabulous choice for those who love super-hard, beautiful sex toys that don't have the typical cheap plastic look.
Pros Easy to care for, great sensation play.
Cons Small diameter.
Rating:
5
Published:September 16, 2008
Organix thin reviews
Price: $10.99
 
 
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Organix thin

Cinnamon Chambers
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Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers
The Organix thin is not a toy for everyone. If you have issues with using a jelly toy or overly textured toy - it is not for you. If you like the unusual, and something you can really feel the bumps and friction with, this could make your day. It is soft, sturdy, and extremely satisfying.
Pros Over the top texture, soft, great curve for the g spot.
Cons Jelly, very specific toy to individual taste.
Rating:
4
Published:May 19, 2009
The College Kitten
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Contributor: The College Kitten
This toy was absolutely disappointing from start to finish. The material is bad and the highly textured surface is just not fun, or enjoyable!
Pros Nothing great to mention.
Cons Jelly Material, "nubs", poor construction, and hard to clean.
Rating:
1
Published:May 18, 2009
Stacey_Place
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Contributor: Stacey_Place
It is my opinion that this toy should be taken off the market. It needs to be redesigned, and cleaned prior to arriving to the consumer. This item is not worth the money and cannot be used without a condom for simple cleaning reasons. Not to mention solo play is extremely difficult due to the floppy base.
Pros the color is a perfect shade of pink
Cons nearly impossible to clean, arrived oily from the factory, design difficult to use for solo play
Rating:
1
Published:February 05, 2009
Basix long boy reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
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Basix long boy

I Want It Now.
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Contributor: I Want It Now.
Overall, I would only recommend this toy for someone who likes the idea of a huge but floppy cock. The size is good, but the material leaves something to be desired!
Pros Good girth; veiny texture.
Cons too flaccid; too long for some.
Rating:
3
Published:May 05, 2009