Bubbles is a simple dildo with an even more simple design -- stacked balls, which is actually my favorite kind of glass dildo. It seems nothing works for me quite like the stacked ball design, and sometimes they're really large, which renders them useless to me. So these are the reasons I got this dildo, and are going to be what either makes this special to others or what ruins it for them.
Below was my attempt to better show the angle, it's hard to see though since the dildo is almost fully straight.
*Design and Size* It's All About the Balls, Baby!
The entire dildo design is literally a ball stacked on top of another ball stacked on top of another ball, and so on. There are 7 balls total.
EF lists Bubble Thriller as having a diameter of 1 1/2" and a circumference of 4 3/4", but let me go deeper into size explanations.
The total length of Bubble Thriller is 6 1/2" with an insertable length of 5", which will be appreciated by girls like me who enjoy deep thrusting with glass or again, enjoy cervical stimulation, but not so great for those who prefer a short piece of glass. If you happen to be one of the latter, I recommend the glass Rotator instead of this. As always, you'll see my comparions later.
The tip of the dildo begins with a small 3" around ball, and they gradually get larger as you reach the base. Of course this is handcrafted glass, so no two will be identical, and the balls aren't all perfectly shaped/rounded. Not an issue, in fact, I always prefer a handcrafted anything over factory-made, but it's important to note I suppose.
The second ball is slightly larger, but only by a couple centimeters. The third is the same exact size as the second, and the fourth is significantly larger.
Before I go on, let me say more about the first few balls. I personally love that the first ones are so close in size because it means easy, pain-free insertion and not a rough, uncomfortable sensation upon first using. I'm sensitive down there, and cannot handle painfully large insertables. So the graduating sizes are actually something those of you who're like me will appreciate.
The fourth ball measures 4" around, which would be a tad too big for me to insert had the tip been that size, but it works out since it's gradual. Not to mention the roundness of this fourth ball creates this elegant popping sensation once inserted or removed.
The fifth ball is 2 centimeters larger than the fourth, and also created a popping sensation upon removal or insertion.
The sixth ball -- well good luck! I can barely fit it that far inside, but it measures a little over 3 1/2" around, smaller than the fifth.
The seventh ball -- you're really on your own this time as I cannot insert the seventh ball. It measures 5" around. Not only is it so long that it won't reach that far inside me, but if I turn it around, biggest end first, it won't even go in. The last ball is truly too big and blunt for insertion. It may work for someone out there, but not me, and it'd kill me to try. My bones down there are closer together than this ball is around.
Looking at the dildo from fattest end up, it's totally straight up and down until you reach the third ball from the smallest end. Then it begins a very subtle angle, but for someone with a narrow downstairs like me, that subtle angle makes a difference. As I said, the stacked ball-style dildo always works like nothing else for me, and provides some of the best g-spot stimulation, so naturally, that plus the angle could mean g-spotting for specific people, but not most.
Do note though, the angle on my Bubbles begins at the third ball (at smallest end) remember? So if your G-spot is located closer to the entrance of your vagina, you may need to use only the first few balls only in order to stimulate it-- if it does so at all. It'll certainly vary for everyone. Mine is located closer to the entrance, probably less than 2 full inches inside, so comfortably inserting 4-5 balls is fine for me.
If you're interested in Bubble Thriller strictly because of the lovely color, you'll be disappointed. It's solid, not transparent in the least so it actually looks black unless you hold it right up to a light, in which case you can see some purple hues emanating from it, but otherwise, it's black. That's annoying since I did look forward to the pretty color too, but it's not a deal-breaker.
Bubbles weighs a full one pound, so it's not your lightest companion, but what can you expect? Heavyness can work in our favor with glass anyhow.
Note: Bubble Thriller has no flat side, so be careful not to leave it unattended of a flat surface because it could roll off. It stays put on a bed though.
Travelling with Bubbles
In case you weren't paying attention, Bubbles weighs a full one pound, so it's going to be noticeable if carried in your purse. In fact, I had 4 of my glass dildos (including this one) packed in my purse for a night out tonight and boy did my purse weigh me down! I couldn't carry it without it saying "clankity clank!" But that's because DonWands isn't kind enough to send you a blasted pouch along with your $30 dildo! So yes, my friend, you will need to come up with your own pouch or steal one from an older glass dildo, wrap it in a shirt, sock or cosmetic bag for travel. That is, if you like this enough to bring it on your trips. It will fit in a suitcase and when packed between clothing layers, will be safe. I honestly only travel with my glass toys that I love, so this one stays at home.
Discretion
In my opinion, Bubble Thriller is discreet enough to for me to display on a shelf of a dozen glass ball decor, but sitting alone it's a little more conspicuous. If someone knows their glass dildos, they'll recognize this as a possible dildo. However, it can always be tucked in a drawer or toy box for hide-ability.
Made in China.