This toy doesn't vibrate or do the dishes, something that many of you may ask when you look at the steep price tag, but it does a wonderfully great job at just flat out being a dildo. A dildo, for you ladies and gentlemen who are new on here, is a toy that is meant to be inserted and used for thrusting but doesn't go 'vroom.'

Because it doesn't go 'vroom' this isn't the best toy for external use, and it won't do you too much good holding it to your clitoris during intercourse despite the ergonomic, thin shape. It is, however, a great toy to use inserted. It's got two sides, one girthy and one thin, and both are wonderful for thrusting and hitting the g-spot.

Because the thicker end it so easy to hold on to, you could use this for light anal insertion. Though I don't have the proper parts to test this, it looks like it would be a spectacular toy for men to use for their p-spot. Hold on to it tightly, but the size and shape make it anal safe.

Couple use, you ask? Couples who are looking for a toy to use for warm up or in the shower will love this toy, but during intercourse it may not do much for you. You may be able to use it for double penetration during intercourse, but since it is rather firm you'll want to be extra careful not to bruise or hurt your partner thrusting.

This toy passes Ryu's dorm seal of approval with a footnote. It's silent and silicone, making this wonderful for shower play and easy to care for, but the size it fairly considerable. You will want to make sure that you have the space to hide it and it was a bit awkward to smuggle into the showers because of the vast length.

This toy would be great for beginners who are used to penetration or who have the money to shell out for a wonderful toy, but I usually recommend that newbies to the sex toy world try out several cheaper toys before they go for something this high end because, who knows, you may only like tiny clitoral vibrators and this awesome pink dildo will sit around, unused.

This toy is made entirely of light pink silicone, which happens to be rated a 10 out of 10 on the Eden Safety Scale. Silicone is nonporous, meaning it won't harbor bacteria or degrade with time, and it's easy to care for. Along with basic upkeep discussed below, this toy can be boiled to disinfect it entirely. This is recommended every time you plan on switching orifices or users.

The silicone itself has a small amount of flex to it, but it's still firmer than a jelly toy would be of the same girth. It's flexible enough that it doesn't leave me feeling 'overstimulated' but it's firm enough to feel delicious. To give you a bit of a better idea, this is a similar in flexibility to the dildo Ella by the other high end brand Lelo. No part really has any give at all to it when I squeeze it.

It has no texture to it and has little drag at all. If you're using the wider side especially you may want to try some artificial lubrication, but it really depends on how much drag you like to your toys and how much lubrication you naturally produce.

Ooh this toy. This dildo has two curved ends which, to me, don't look like they'd amaze and wow anyone. They seem to be a bit straight on the ends and a lot of toys I enjoy have more of a 'hook' to the tip. I was so wrong.

Between the ergonomic shape of the middle and whichever side you're using as a handle and the slight curve to both ends, this toy is perfect for those of us who don't like super intense g-spot stimulation. It always hits the right spot and I think that, if you're still in search for your elusive g-spot and you want something long and comfortable to use, this is a great bet. On the other hand, if you need something with a severe curve or that is super rigid, you may end up let down by the Isis.

In all, this toy is about 10 inches long. This means that if you were determined you could insert maybe 8 of those inches, but this is more intended for inserting just past your pubic bone towards your g-spot. The length makes it very easy to hold and thrust with, and I like it because it's ideal for both days you want length and days you want more shallow insertion.

The girth of the two sides also makes this wonderful and appeal to a wider audience. The thinner end is about 3 inches around, making it good for women (like me) who don't like feeling 'stretched' or very 'filled' when playing with a toy. The other side is a very full 5 inches around, making it a perfect size for those who prefer girth and length to their toys.

While this isn't large compared to some toys, I feel like either the small end or the large end will be the right girth for almost all women. Beginners, as well, will appreciate the smaller size and the long shaft. I feel like this would be a great toy to try and find your g-spot with, but if it doesn't work don't fret. Everyone is built differently!

Here are two pictures, one bent and one unbent.






Here is Isis compared to the Lelo Ella

Some dildos are meant for harness use, but this is not one of them. It has no real base and isn't o-ring compatible, so I think that this isn't the best choice as far as strap-ons go. If you do want something that can work with a harness I have several personal favorites with flat bases, but this one is best hand held.

This toy also has no suction cup base or suction-cup compatible end. This isn't a bit deal for me because I always found the logistics about sticking a dildo to the wall more complex than erotic, but I can see where people are coming from. Essentially this is a fully manual dildo unless you can get someone else to move it for you.

This toy, while it's simple, is a work of art. The small tip is the perfect girth for me, and the curve hits my g-spot just right every time. I feel like this toy will be able to make a lot of people happy, but again, everyone is different in what they like and I think that you should try out something less expensive with a similar shape before splurging on this toy.

I think that the simplicity of this toy would make it wonderful for all users, and I feel like not being harness compatible isn't a big deal because of the wonderful shape. For something that doesn't vibrate this toy has a lot of oomph and power.

This smooth, silicone toy is super easy to care for. It picks up very little lint, so if you keep it in a clean environment you can get away with just washing it after every use. I wash mine with an antibacterial toy cleaner, but soap and water or toy wipes is just dandy, too. One perk about silicone toys that don't have motors is that you can boil them to kill the germs that may be on them. You also can wipe this down with a 10% bleach solution. This should be done every time you switch orifices or users.

One problem with silicone is that you can't store it in contact with other silicone toys. This means that you either need to have this silicone toy in your box or you need to find it a bag or (long) sock to live in. For similar reasons you shouldn't use silicone lube on your Isis.

Mine juuuust fits in an Eden toy pouch, which is what I keep it in. It works great and keeps any of my other silicone toys from hurting it.

This toy comes in a super awesome, classy box. It is white and pink, and it isn't super obvious what's inside it. While it isn't very informative, being that this is a dildo it doesn't really need any supplemental instructions. The outside is made of hard cardboard, and the inside is padded and is covered in silky, white fabric.

While the packaging is exquisite, this is not the best place to store the toy unless you have few or a lot of closet space. I REALLY wish that I had the room to store it in this padded, silky box but it's just way too large and conspicuous to love in my sock drawer, because this is for sure one I use regularly.

This toy? Wow. I was a bit worried when I got this toy that I would have to say that it wasn't worth the steep price tag, but I got it lightly used from another user so I figured that it wouldn't be too much of a loss if I hated it.

Do you guys remember how much I love my Bandito? If you don't, don't ask me. I could go on and on about my Fun Factory Bandito and how I am considering getting another one in case mine breaks or gets destroyed in a freak dildo accident or somehthing. This toy? It's almost beating out my Bandito.

I tend to be the pickiest girl around when it comes to g-spot toys. The Lelo Ella (that everyone swears by)? Too firm. The cute little Elite Fantasy Dildo by Pipedream? Too pointy. My Rondo by Close2You? Too thick. My Harmonia? Too soft.

The only two toys that don't leave me feeling 'sore' or overstimulated' after going to town with them are the Bandito and this guy right here. I feel like the only thing keeping this from beating the other one out is the color and the fact that it feels less 'realistic.' It's easy to imagine the Bandito as my boyfriend, but this one feels, well, like a sex toy.

Overall? If you know that this is a shape you might like and/or you have the extra points sitting around wanting to try something highly recommended, I HIGHLY recommend this toy. If I could give this 6 stars I would, just because I love it so much.