I received this purple beast one lovely afternoon while on my back porch, visiting with family. Once it’d arrived, I snuck off into my room as quickly as I could without arousing suspicion, and tore into it much like a kid at Christmas.

It looked a little strange at first and I wondered how it could be classified as a realistic vibrator. After a bit of use, I began to understand. It certainly doesn’t look real and obviously it’s not a real dick, but once in action, it wasn’t hard at all to imagine that it was my man thrusting into me. The curve and overall shape are great, as are the ridges and twirls – they provided phenomenal stimulation. And, even though it’s not all that big (only six and a half or so inches), I bottomed it out easily. The masochist certainly appreciates that!

I like the fact that it's a multi-speed vibrator, but a few more speeds certainly would have been nice! Between my fingers and this little beauty, all it took was one single slip and I was falling over the edge of an orgasm I’d been hoping to stave off for just a few more minutes.

The night, I was even hornier, still had not seen my man, and decided to have another round. That one lasted much longer. I was so wet, I could barely get a good grip on the thing! Once again, I tumbled straight over the edge with very little warning; not even 10 minutes later, I came again.

Best part of all – no reactions! (I have serious issues with 'jelly' toys.) It's looking as though TPR will be my new best friend! Silicone and water based lubes work great and cleanup is a snap with mild soap and water.