It is pale and sparkly, and all it wants to do is suck your blood, I mean … pleasure you. Let me introduce the Vamp from Tantus.

This is a multifunctional dildo. It is body safe, so use it vaginally or anally. Whatever feels good to you, the Vamp is ready to please.

This would probably be a bit too large for beginners, but it’s perfect for those looking for a little extra girth without going over the top. The dildo is completely straight, so it won’t give strong G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

The Vamp is made of a very firm silicone. It’s obviously not as hard as plastic or glass, but for a silicone toy, this has very little give or flexibility.

It has a nice pronounced head, then a little dip behind the head, and some ridges that follow the length of the shaft. The ridges are pretty mild, I don’t notice them during use. There are also no awkward seams to worry about.

There is no mistaking what this is. If someone finds it, it is pretty obvious what it is and what it’s used for. It is 6 ¼” insertable so you would still get enough length with it used in a harness. The head is 5” in circumference, and the rest of the shaft is 4 ¾” so this might be too much for beginners to handle.

This is not a dildo that gets pulled out often for me. It’s for when I want to take my time and don’t mind the feeling of being full. Thrusting this dildo feels great but not vigorously. The Vamp has a nice flared base which is great for anal use or use in a harness. Advanced anal players may like the Vamp because it’s nice and firm for insertion and won’t flop around.

The base is just plain, flat, and circular. There’s no bullet hole to stick a little bullet or finger. It is nice and firm to hold on to, and it can stand up on its own. I highly recommend the Vamp, especially for those looking for something different, and don’t mind the larger size.

You can just simply wash the Vamp with warm water and soap, or toy cleaner. Silicone is non-porous so you can sterilize it with a 10 per cent bleach solution, or boil it in water for a few minutes.

This particular dildo has a lot of drag, so hair and lint will stick to it. You’ll want to wash it before and after each use. Also, only use water based lubes with it unless you do a spot check on the base with a silicone lube to make sure it doesn’t bond with the toy. It comes in typical Tantus packaging that isn’t great for storage, so you’ll want to find a bag or pouch to store this in.