This Thing Is Great, but Not for Sex
Even if I feel bad for laughing at a tiny penis, every giggle this toy offers will always be a pleasant gift to me. As far as gag toys go, it beats those hollow plastic ones by far.
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Pros
This toy is funny, realistically molded, and works well as a gag toy.
Cons
It's small, but that's why it's funny.
The texture of the toy is more rubbery than realistic-- which is fitting as it is made out of rubber --and it has an odd fruity smell. However, considering its size, the details of the cock are done very well. Even the coloring has my approval.
This thing will be a tad bigger than your index finger. The actual insertable measurements are that it's three inches long, and three-fourths of an inch wide. Even the balls of this toy are undersized, at one inch from the base of the dick to the end of the balls and an inch and a quarter wide. So if you enjoy just using one finger on yourself, then this might be a more realistic and flexible alternative.
I however, didn't buy it for masturbation. I got it because it's funny. When viewed up close-- say, on a webcam --everyone will think it's a real huge dildo. Yet when you move it away, they'll all realize its true size and get to laugh with you. It works great as a gag or to insult people about how big their penises are (especially if they're one of those people who claim to have a 12" penis.) I imagine it would work well for men who enjoy humiliation as well. Say, "Your dick is so small, even this dildo does a better job fucking me."
This toy gives me a lot of fun. Even if it's not the same type of fun my other toys give me, I still think this dildo was a great purchase. Every day I come up with another joke to make about it.
In the end, I would suggest using Eden Fantasys' "View Actual Size" feature before you grab this toy. Just use a ruler or any other easily found comparison tools such as a dollar bill, and adjust it until you can see just how Mini this Cock actually is!
This thing will be a tad bigger than your index finger. The actual insertable measurements are that it's three inches long, and three-fourths of an inch wide. Even the balls of this toy are undersized, at one inch from the base of the dick to the end of the balls and an inch and a quarter wide. So if you enjoy just using one finger on yourself, then this might be a more realistic and flexible alternative.
I however, didn't buy it for masturbation. I got it because it's funny. When viewed up close-- say, on a webcam --everyone will think it's a real huge dildo. Yet when you move it away, they'll all realize its true size and get to laugh with you. It works great as a gag or to insult people about how big their penises are (especially if they're one of those people who claim to have a 12" penis.) I imagine it would work well for men who enjoy humiliation as well. Say, "Your dick is so small, even this dildo does a better job fucking me."
This toy gives me a lot of fun. Even if it's not the same type of fun my other toys give me, I still think this dildo was a great purchase. Every day I come up with another joke to make about it.
In the end, I would suggest using Eden Fantasys' "View Actual Size" feature before you grab this toy. Just use a ruler or any other easily found comparison tools such as a dollar bill, and adjust it until you can see just how Mini this Cock actually is!
Follow-up commentary
11 months after original review
I still love this gag toy and show it off with a laugh every day. I want to make one into a keychain!
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Glad you liked this
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Welcome! Thanks for the review.
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That is definitely small
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thanks for the ideas!
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i love your outlook on this toy. I deff going to buy this and walk around the dorm room with this sticking out of my pants as a joke.
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Thanks for the review.
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yeah thanks for the review.
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Love this review :p
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great review
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Thanks for the review.
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This is probably one of the funnier posts I've read in a while. thanks for the laugh
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thanks 4 the review
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Thanks for the laugh. ^^
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hehe
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