This pink stink spreads with every passing day and wholly fails to please

This item lacks the prowess to please this woman. Even if it is cheap, you get what you pay for.
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Pros
The toy is colorful and is rather large — if that works for you
Cons
The plasticized jelly scent is overpowering
The vibrator is far too weak for the size and material
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I think this vibrator is best for experienced women who have the ability to loosen up without copious amounts of lube or perhaps as a toy to share between partners, obviously with a sleeve as it is jelly and jelly is porous and not all that sanitary. However, if someone were new to the latex free toy world or getting back in the game to spice up their sex life or just wanted to have fun alone with the toy and is very sensitive, perhaps this would work. It very faintly stimulates the opening of the vagina with its weak vibrations. It is quiet however, so there is that. It would also make a good party/gag gift for a woman who has never "played" before. The sheer size of it is a bit intimidating.
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples

Material / Texture

I had never purchased a jelly toy before, so this was my first venture into the world of jelly. The material works great for flexibility and for give. The texture was well done and pseudo realistic. The smell however bowled me over. I thought it might dissipate after washing it in some warm water and soap. The smell didn't fade a bit. I placed the vibrator in its own velvet-cinched bag while not in use. Over the course of a couple of weeks, first my entire drawer began to take on the jelly smell, then the dresser, then the room and now it's eking down the hall. For this reason alone, I can't recommend this vibrator or any toy of jelly.

There are nubbins near the base intended for clitoral stimulation. Honestly, I am less accessible in that area then some women, so perhaps that played a part in the fact that it really didn't do a dang thing for me. When inserted, it was too flimsy to really titillate my G-spot. The vibrations are so weak I barely felt them in my vaginal opening despite being so tight it was a bit painful, and I don't take much vibration at all usually. I believe the jelly material dissipates much of the movement before it does any good. The cap was also not so easy to use when trying to manipulate the toy.
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is not at all discrete. I do not feel it is appropriate for travel. It is large and frankly intimidating if you have never purchased a toy before. As a somewhat novice buyer for this kind of thing online, I neglected to look at the measurements. I learned my lesson and I say this to help those who may not think to do so: look at the measurements. I’d say all but the last couple of inches are usable. This was too much for me.

The shape was realistic. The feel and density was not. It was too squishy and not firm enough to do any good when inserted, not to mention it was just too much for me. The vibrations were too weak, or the jelly just absorbed almost all of them.
The nubs near the base, intended for vibrating clitoral stimulation may work for some, but not for me. They didn’t really move at all and they felt a bit like rubber stubble.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is not waterproof. It may be waterproof to a point, but the bottom control mechanism is not and the battery compartment has no rubber seal to protect it. The cheapest plastic was used for the battery compartment, which leads me to my next point. Controlling the supposed variable vibration was difficult at best and I felt it really was useless. Overall, there was barely on, all the way on, or off. It was easy to accidentally unscrew the cap too much and remove it during play. The vibrations are all in the base of the unit, which means no real vibration, extends beyond there. I guess this is due to the jelly material. The smell is difficult to get over, even when trying to use it. As stated before, it doesn’t do anything for me. It is quiet — I would say that’s the best and only good factor of this toy.

Care and Maintenance

This toy cannot be boiled. I used soap and hot water to clean it — very hot water for the pre-rinse and post-rinse. I’m not sharing it with other partner’s body parts so I don’t worry awful much about it. I do have a sanitizing spray I could use on it should I feel the need. I store it in a velvet-cinch bag, trying to separate it from my other toys. They still picked up that notable jelly smell. I hope after weeks of having it gone from my house (I did throw it out) it will dissipate. I know water-based lubes would be safe with it, but due to its porous nature would be hesitant to use anything else.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy was packaged in a clear, molded plastic container with a colorful cardboard container backer. The toy is clear and upfront, leaving nothing to the imagination. I would not use the packaging as a gifting package as a result and would place it in a box or bag for gifting. The instructions were simple, but not much was needed. It’s pretty straightforward.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This is not the toy for me. I prefer something with more density, no jelly (lesson learned) and definitely more power. I don't like a lot of vibration. Bullets, for example, are too much for me. However this had so little get up and go it was pointless. Between the smell (did I mention the smell) and the porous nature of jelly, I can't recommend this vibrator.
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  • Contributor: ksparkles16
    Great first review! Sorry it didn't work out for you!
  • Contributor: ladychristie
    Great review Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: CuteDee
    Great review! = ) Sorry it wasnt fun for you... Did you try washing with soap then spraying w/toy cleaner? Might help the smell...??
  • Contributor: glassrose
    Yes I did wash it with soap before using it. I have sensitive skin, so I don't use "toy cleaner" as none of them are gentle enough. My soap does the job but nothing helped the jelly smell.
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    So glad i didnt get this
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: alittlebit
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Peres2013
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
  • Contributor: quackbuster
    Great review, sorry that you didn't find it pleasurable
  • Contributor: heather-mooney
    thanks for the review, I'll pass
  • Contributor: girlparts
    nice review, thanks!~
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    thank you
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Great review
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    Thanks
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    Thanks
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for the review!
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