Well if you’re looking for a dildo with some girth, this is the one. I noticed as soon as I picked up the box that this was going to be a massive dong. It was heavy. When I opened the box and pulled this big thing out I just said, “Oh my goodness.”

OK, so I have given away that my husband is not that big. In fact, I think I have seen horses not quite that big. I really do not know who it was that picked the pose for the box, but Carlo does not look that big on the picture of the box. Maybe he had just taken a cold shower or the picture was taken with a window open in December in Michigan. Anyways, this thing looks bigger than the original. I kind of felt like I was looking in the passenger side view mirror when it says thing in this mirror may be larger than they appear, when I looked at the box. This thing is really big, girls. If that is what you like and or want to try, then this will fit the bill. The length is 8 inches which anyone can adjust to. But the girth is a FULL 2 inches. It is big around. It's like trying to stuff a summer sausage up in you. A big summer sausage.

Next, there is the smell. Why do these things have to smell so bad? Sort of like a toxic waste dump. I have washed it, soaked it, oiled it up, and it still smells like a Goodyear tire factory entered the room.

The look is excellent. If it didn't stink so bad it would be great to have just sitting on the nightstand to get you aroused a bit. It is a beautiful sculpture of manhood.

The suction cup on the base is very strong. You can stick it on the coffee table and then when you try to pick it straight up, the coffee table will come up off the floor. Yeah, you can ride this thing with confidence that it will stay put.

Although gigantic in my book, I have found a good use for it. It has become one of my favorite rubbing posts.