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Made from PVC, total length of 9 inches with an insertable length of 7½ inches. The diameter is 1 7/8 and a weight of 1.5lbs. He is penis shaped with balls and a uber strong suction cup base.

Pros: his girth is amazing for those that like a feeling of fullness. With his suction cup base he can stick to any shiny surface. He spent the night horizontally on my bathroom tiles and was still there when I woke in the morning. He’s got a fair bit of give because of his squishy nature.

Cons: I find that I have to orgasm at least once to use him proper, or go very slow to allow my body time to prepare my pussy for taking him due to his size. He reeks! Even months and multiple uses later… he still has a ranky scent. He is not all that body safe as he is very porous. Because I have poor coordination using him with his suction cup base is a learning curve.

Use: Vaginally. I would not suggest anal play even if you use a condom. His pores!

Cleaning: Antibacterial soap, hot water, rinse, repeat, rinse, before and after each use, pay close attention to around the suction base. Dry him quickly after use. And allow him to air dry completely before storage.

Lube: guidelines say either silicone or water based, but I am going to stick with water based as lots and lots is needed and I am not keen on having lube stick to him or in him. His pours make me cautious about using anything other than water based lubes for fear of having bacteria grow.

Packaging/Storage: Cheap plastic. If you left him out (even in the packaging) there is no hiding that he's a dildo. As I said he is a hair and a lint magnet, and I would strongly suggest making a toy pouch for him. I had him resting naked next to my Raging Hard On Dong made from supersoft material (Doc Johnson) and the UR3 now has some funky pinky stains.

Level of Play: Intermediate to advanced, but I do feel that anyone can use with a lot of patience.

Would I recommend it? YES!!! But only to those that are keen to play with girth as he is a we bit larger than an average sex toy. I’d like to see something like this in silicone with the base). I really do like this toy because of his filling nature and my g-spot adores him due to his girth. I would especially recommend him to anyone who is thinking of buying Fun Factory's "The Big Boss" but not sure about being able to take him and if he is worth the price:

Crystal Jellies Royal: just slightly over six inches in circumference, 7 1/2 inches insertable The Big Boss: 5 3/4 inches at his most widest point and seven inches insertable. Personally, I like the Big Boss better over my g-spot as he is harder feeling. But I do really like the squishy nature of the Crystal Jellies Royal.

Left to right, Venus razor with original head, tube of Burt's Bees Lip Chap, Crystal Jelly Royal, Maybeline Falsies.

Overall ranking: 2/5 he reeks and leaks colour to other toys!!!

I don't know how to rank him. I've had him for about six months, and I know it is almost getting to the point in his life where I should either say good-bye to him and order a replacement... or just say good-bye to him forever.

He is a good and a fun toy... and I still like him lots... I am 75% certain he'll be replaced. That should tell you how much I've enjoyed him!!! I just cannot get over how stinky he is!!!!! That is probably the worst part of making this decision. I want him... but hate that smell!