There are two completely different aspects to this toy. There is the side of this toy that is the functional aspect. And then there are the pure aesthetic looks.

The functional aspect of this toy is pretty decent. If you’re someone who is new to glass toys, this might be a good intro toy. But if you’ve used a glass dildo before, this toy will probably strike you as fairly boring and underwhelming.

Don’t be scared of glass. It’s actually probably a lot safer than the porous TPR vibrators you’ve probably been using. Glass is completely non-porous, which means that it’s really easy to clean, and can, if you feel comfortable with it, be shared among partners. The greatest thing about glass is that it’s really good for temperature play. If you have a heat pack, just wrap it in that for a few minutes for a nice warm treat. You can stick this in the freezer for about 15 minutes for an icy cold surprise. Make sure that you use lube when you put it in the freezer! Remember that scene in A Christmas Story where he gets his tongue stuck to the flag pole? Yeah, definitely use plenty of lube.

While this dildo does have the good aspects of glass dildos, it doesn’t really boast much more. The size is perfectly adequate; it’s neither under or over whelming. There isn’t really any texture to the toy. It’s a pretty unremarkable glass dildo in terms of function.

But the aesthetic looks of this toy are unbeatable. Why? Because it’s a dildo shaped like a candy cane. It is every bit as cute in real life as it is on this site. It’s a cute way to spice up your holiday play. You could play a little North Pole / Santa’s Little Helper when it starts to get chilly out!

While this toy doesn’t boast much in terms of function, it is just such a unique dildo in terms of looks that I couldn’t resist. I’m very happy with this toy, as I think it is quite cute when you consider how unique this toy is.

While this toy may be cute, the actual sensation of using it is just too boring to actually keep this one. It's a seasonable gimmick that takes up drawer space the other 11 months a year.