I don't go for things this size, usually. And for good reason! When I first received it, my jaw dropped. It's huge! Breaking it out took some contemplation, being easily the biggest thing I've ever owned, lovers and ex-lovers paling in comparison.

When I took it out of its packaging, the Sil-A-Gel smell was almost overpowering. It reminded me of opening up a brand new inflatable pool toy, or five. As I looked it over, I decided the design seemed to be lacking. While I enjoy the jelly-feel and the veined texture, it had a couple glaring design flaws. It's a shame it doesn't stand on its own. The cord from the bullet to the remote pops straight out of the bottom, not through the side, and it only makes the balancing act even harder (and not in a good way). There isn't even a little canal to feed the cord through that would make this super cock stand at attention a bit easier.

Beyond the design, I looked at this dildo as a challenge, given its size. I've tried time and time again to conquer the super cock, but without prevail. Given that this toy isn't of much use to me, there are still certain care procedures I took, especially given the material it's made of. This should be cleaned thoroughly with soap and warm water before and after each use, but even with thorough and frequent cleanings I still like to have a condom on it, given its semi-porousness.

Because I'm pretty much unable to use this toy, I was unable to experience the 7 different vibration functions. Although, because this toy uses a universal remote (always a nice touch) I suppose I'll keep this on hand, and who knows, maybe one day I will be able to conquer the super cock.