The Super Crack-U-Cock

I think this is a great little toy. I recommend it to anyone looking for a new silicone dildo, that isn't looking to drain the savings account for a new sex toy. Not overwhelmingly large, but big enough to get the job done. The texture may be too much for some, so if you are incredibly texture sensitive, I would think twice before ordering.
Published:
Pros
Nice Texture
Warms quickly
Cons
None to speak of
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Super Vac-U-Loc is designed for penetration, plain and simple. I think it is best suited for vaginal use, but it can definitely be used for anal, on those that like some serious texture to their toys. The balls on this make it perfectly anal safe, so there are no worries there. Men and women both can use this particular toy. Great for thrusting or if you just want to insert it anally and enjoy the feelings it can provide.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Super Vac-U-Loc is a Doc Johnson product, and is made Entirely of platinum silicone. Silicone is a wonderful 10 on the Eden material safety scale.
Silicone Features

The above picture has all the wonderful features of silicone listed. It is completely non-porous, no taste, no scent. This particular toy is incredibly firm, with the only notable flexibility being in the base.
Flexibility

This flexibility is only there because of the vac-u-loc slot in the base of the toy.

The veiny texture on this is pretty intense. It is realistically designed, but the veins and head are artificially large for added texture.
Head and Veins

For vaginal use, I would imagine most women would be perfectly fine with this. For anal use, this toy isn't for beginners at all. The texture is Very noticeable.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Super Vac-U-Loc is designed wonderfully. The size is great and the measurements are as follows:

Length:
6 1/2"
Insertable length:
5"
Circumference:
5 1/4"
Diameter:
1 5/8"

For the more visually inclined, I present pictures:










I think for the average vaginal user this toy would be a great fit. Beginner anal users may want to steer towards something a little slimmer.

This is a Very realistic looking toy. It isn't discreet at all and if the TSA finds it in your luggage, they won't mistake it for a sculpture or paperweight. It's a dildo and there is No mistaking that.
    • Realistic

Performance

This toy is both O-ring and Vac-u-loc compatible. No suction cup here, but you can buy a vac-u-loc suction cup to stick it somewhere, before you "stick it somewhere". It performs great, as it is rigid enough to hold up vigorous thrusting or bouncing. My favorite feature personally, is the vac-u-loc hole.




I don't own any of the vac-u-loc line, except for this, but that hole is perfect for me to hook a finger into and work the toy around as I see fit.

Once lubed up and worked in, it is very comfortable, though the rigidity may prove too much for some.
    • Comfortable
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance here is super simple. Use water-based lubes only and clean it by using hot water and soap, your choice of toy cleaner, a 10% bleach solution (rinse Well afterwards) or throw it on the top rack of the dishwasher or boil it for 3 minutes.

No maintenance to speak of here, but you will want to keep it out of contact with your other silicone toys. I keep it wrapped in a handkerchief, in a box full of other stuff, to minimize the likelihood that it touches any of my other goodies.


Only use water-based lube with this thing, as silicone lube could cause the material to degrade.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is a basic Doc Johnson clamshell.




The plastic is flimsy stuff, so you'll want to trash it or recycle it at your nearest facility. There were not instructions with it, but I would think most adults know exactly how to use a dildo, especially if they are spending money on one.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I did notice while using it, that there was a slight "skidding" sensation. This may be unique to me, but it certainly wasn't the veins or a lack of lube. It felt like my ass was maybe slipping a few microns at a time and then stopping, the whole time I used it. It wasn't painful, but it was odd.


Those with a little hair in between the desired hole and the toy may want to consider trimming or adding more lube, as it did seem to grab at my hair.
Follow-up commentary
I honestly haven't been using this as much as I thought I would, but I still enjoy it a lot. The "micro-slippage" I felt the first few times isn't an issue anymore (maybe I've just grown immune to the feeling?). Overall, this is a great toy, even if it is a little firmer than I ever expected it to be. It's not too big, but it's not too small. The caveat here is that some people may hate this toy due to the rather intense texture. This is by no means a soft toy, and the texture is unforgiving. If you like texture and like firm toys that you can bounce on and not worry about flopping around, then give the Super Vac-U-Lock a try!
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  • Contributor: kitty1949
    Lots of texture going on - thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: Becky Lee
    great review
  • Contributor: TrenchcoatHunters
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Great pictures!
  • Contributor: Terri69
    Great review!
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the pics
  • Contributor: KissTheSkyBaby
    thanks for the pics, great review.
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    Thanks for the review
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    I'm not getting my e-mail notifications about comments, but glad I could help out with a review on this! If you are curious about anything to do with it, please shoot me a message or leave a comment!
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review !
  • Contributor: TJtheMadHatter
    Great review, I like the pics. Not too sure I like the bend at the bottom, though. I'm glad I could see it your pic. Thanks.
  • Contributor: Heather Shadrick
    Thanks for the review! Good job!
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