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Let me be the billionth one to introduce you to the fantabulous Icicles No.24!!! (insert canned applause here)

The Icicles No.24 was in my opinion designed to be as g-spot dildo. However; with interesting maneuvering, you can pound your clit at the same time as you massage your g-sot. Yes! It is that versatile! Can you believe it?

Now. Who should use this tentacle? Or who should consider buying this tongue? Or who should add this to their collection? Let me just put it as simply as I can. Do you like glass toys? And if you answered yes to this question, this might be the toy for you!

This is one of those I'd say look at. The Icicles No.24 does have a handle style base, and probably could be inserted anally, but... I think it might be painful.

As a highly textured toy, surprisingly enough, you do not really feel them when in use. Think of a brush moving over your skin, you don't feel each bristle but it feels delicious all the same. The squids penis with pimples is like that. More than enough texture on the toy so you don't feel each and every ridge and bump. I firmly believe that this is something that can be used by any user.

There are some issues that I have with this guy which of course I'll be describing during this review.

Icicles No.24- or as I like to refer to him as the squids penis with pimples- is made from borosilicate glass or more commonly referred to as pyrex glass. Don't go thinking that he will break while you use him. Well unless you... no. Even my brain won't even think of possible ways of using him so he'll break. It would be terribly difficult to have him break while you use him.

Glass is extremely hard and unforgiving. So if you thrust him into you, then your body will give way to him. It does feel amazing!

Come here.

Closer.

Closer.

Ach! A little too close!

Now I have Aladdin stuck in my head.

Icicles No.24 has no scent and no taste. But come closer and you can taste and snort it to make sure. Just so you know? It will not fit up your nose.

And just in case you were wondering? Yes he looks realistic. If you are thinking about a tentacle that is.

Glass is usually quite cold as soon as you slip it between your lips. But the great thing about glass is... temperature play! So heat 'em up by running him under warm water... or really cool 'em down and run 'em under cold water.

Let's take a look at his texture shall we?


See? Textureiffic!

Any questions so far?

No? Yes? Colour? OH! Colour!

Well he only comes in the one colour. Pretty in pink.

Ok! Carrying on!

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So the Icicles No.24 is exactly like the product page says it is. He's four and a half inches in insertable length and also in circumference. If you are looking from tip to base he is six and a quarter inches long.

I really love this squids penis with pimples! I especially like how he has bumps all over him. Those bumps up against my g-spot are just delicious! His shape and size work perfectly over my g-spot and a little bit past it as well. He is a joy for thrusting hard and fast.

The curve of his handle might only be big enough for a finger, but I never use it with my finger slid through it. I grip the base as a handle, and what I love lots and lots? Is my big hands grip it perfectly without slipping. While thrusting, part of the base of the handle do indeed hit your clit. It might sound a little... weird, and rough but it feels so amazing!

Because of his shape, he is like your tongue. On the flatter side like a thinner oval. He's not so thick and that makes him great to rotate internally while masturbating. It's nice that your entire vaginal canal can get a quick massage!

Now, I usually leave the parts I don't like about the toy for the "Personal" section, but I think it should be placed here. The only thing I would ever change about my little squid's penis with pimples is I'd make him about one inch longer. I would love to feel him massage me deeper. But that is me and I do feel that that takes away from what could make him a perfect toy.

As usual, from left to right, Venus razor with an original head, tube of Burt's Bees Lip balm, Icicles No.24 and a tube of Maybelline's Falsies Mascara.

Now, don't get me wrong, he is still a grand toy and I use him often, but not as frequently as I would like too simply because I hate changing toys in the middle of play.

I do have to say he is one of the oddest looking toys I own!!!

Ten points for originality! He's not the weakest link!

The best thing about Icicles No.24 is the texture and tongue like shape. It's not only unique in shape and design, but unique in sensations as well.

As I mentioned, the only thing I would like better about the Icicles No.24 is just if he were just one inch longer. I do like the strange and odd thickness of the toy, where it is thicker in its width and thinner in the height.

When used during sex, my partner found it to be somewhat odd to hold onto, and ended up just using it as a massage apparatus for various body parts. We found it worked best on the underside of my breasts and on the backs of my thighs. And if you want to put the Icicles No.24 to good use? Go ahead. Squirt some lotion on the backs of your thighs and go to town using the toy to massage it in. Can we say goodbye cellulite? After using it for a week in this manner I discovered a reduced cellulite look on he backs of my thighs.

I got lazy and forgot to use it after about a week though.

In comparison to some other toys;
Njoy Pure Wand, Serenity, Sapphire Falls: I prefer the circular heads and the extreme curve for g-spotting.
Swirled Blue: I still prefer this one for that overall feeling of fullness, and the length is so much nicer too.
Ella, Swirled G, Amethyst: Meh. And that is about all I can say about these two. Let me say it again so I can be clear, "Meh".

No. I am not a sheep.

Grrr. Can we say pain the back side?

Because of each and every bump and raised parts of the glass and not to mention the handle... can you imagine how hard this this is to clean? I would strongly advise you to get a soft bristled tooth brush just for your toys and attack the squids penis with pimps with it and some hot water, soap or toy cleaner. Rinse well, then allow to air dry.

Because he is made from glass, this makes the Icicles No.24 a slippery litter monster when you've got your lube out. And speaking of lube, as we all know, glass is friendly with water based, oil based and even silicone lubes.

Now, I know many of you who follow my reviews have grown accustomed to seeing a picture of the packaging and the toy, but please forgive me. I left them out over the summer and my maids threw out all my packaging from my Icicle toys.

All of the Icicle lines comes packaged somewhat similar. All their glass toys are encased in a plasticy foam to prevent breakage, and that is inserted into a box. The box you can open like a book and see the toy nestled prettily in the white foam which sets off the colour of the toy making you just appreciate it all that much more. For me personally, I feel that it would be perfectly displayed as a gift to someone who I know would enjoy sex toys. But, if you live in a dorm or with other people, you could not be leaving the packaging laying abouts.

Now, if you wanted to leave the toy out... I honestly do not think anyone would think it is a sex toy. As I mentioned above? You can always call it a cellulite killer or even a massage tool.

When it comes to travelling with Icicles No.24, I would be very careful and wrap him in something soft. I usually chuck him in between the towels in the storage pouch I made for him.

With all the Icicle line, you only get the toy and the package nothing more. So no lube, no storage pouch or anything extra.

The man I was seeing when I got the squid's penis with pimples, was just so enamored with it that he enjoyed to watch me and the toy play. He claimed that he found it difficult to hold onto and still pound away so he used it more as a massage tool on my body.

I do really enjoy this toy, and he used to make an appearance in my personal play time frequently. But, you know that spot just further back than your g-spot that feels wonderful when it is hit and massaged? I need that spot stimulated in order to have real intense combined orgasm. This guy falls short by about an inch. I still can have a g-spot orgasm with him, but I much prefer a combined orgasm.

I am greedy.

Overall, I am going to be giving the Icicles No.24 a four out of five star rating. If we could give half stars, I would be giving him a four and a half. Simply because I really wish he were an inch longer!

So let's recap:

Is he worth it? YES!
Should everyone have one? Pretty much!

Now, thank-you for joining us here on "Eden Reviews" and Icicles No.24? You can stay on the island for another week!

This is one of those toys that I have bought for a couple of friends because of my joy of it. Everyone's reaction has pretty much been the same. "Scary!!!" or "You want me to put that where???" and my favourite was, "What the hell?"

It's one of those toys where its pretty enough to love on sight, but a little intimidating because of the amount of texture. If you like not texture at all, this would not be the toy for you. But, if you like even a little amount of texture, you never know.

This is one toy I would strongly suggest to everyone.