PACKAGING: When the large brown package arrived in the mail, I really wasn’t sure what would await me. I tore open the box without expectations. Inside, wrapped in a clear, non-descript, shrink-wrapped plastic mold, was the largest Avatar blue dildo I have ever anticipated putting inside of me. I do believe I sat and just looked at this stallion for about 5 minutes before working up the nerve to get the scissors out and actually open the package. Of course, once I did, the first think I noticed was that my Super Softee Ballsy seemed to have brought me flowers… or ripe fruit.

USE / DESIGN / SHAPE : No one is going to accuse Ballsy of being discreet. While he may initially appear to be a smurf dildo, it is obviously too large to belong to such creatures that live in small mushrooms. He is clearly a semi-realistic Avatar dong.

PERFORMANCE : The base of Ballsy is flat, rather than having a suction-cup. Not only is the base easy to hold while thrusting, it would likely sit comfortably when used with a harness. However, I do not own a harness, as was unable to test this. As I mentioned above, I had no expectations before I received Ballsy. However, what I did find is that he makes a wonderfully filling thrusting partner, even though I initially doubted my ability to accommodate him. The veins are raised enough that they are felt internally and help to stimulate the g-spot and other internal pleasure spots, even without a curve. Yet, at the same time, they are silky enough that they don’t drag and create an unpleasant friction feeling. The head, which is slightly larger in diameter than the shaft, is tapered to help ease insertion. And once it is inside, allows the shaft to be easily and comfortably inserted as well. I did find that my body simply cannot take all 8 inches of Ballsy, no matter how horny or excited I am.

CARE AND MAINTANCE: Sil-A-Gel is compatible with both water and silicone-based lubes. To cleanse, simply wash with mild soap and warm water or toy cleaner. Ballsy can be a total lint magnet, so be sure to store in a toy pouch, carefully protected from objects that might injure his soft material.

Even with the personally excessive size, I never felt an uncomfortable feeling against my cervix while thrusting. I attribute this to his soft, pliable nature. As an alternative to plain thrusting, I find it feels amazing to tuck the balls just slightly under my bum (when lying on my back) and wiggle my pelvis up and down to create movement. Now this may seem like it would be uncomfortable, but again, because he is so long and flexible, it works.