The Only Packer You'll Ever Wear

Mr. Limpy Extra Small is the best packer on the market for a realistic male bulge. Its size, shape, and feel all lend to the creation of the perfect packer, and the price isn't bad either!
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Pros
Comfortable, Realistically sized, Cheap.
Cons
Flat-backed testicles, Non-realistic bright pink colour.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Mr. Limpy extra small by Fleshlight is a 'packer' or 'soft pack' perfect for anyone looking for a realistic male bulge - from transgender individuals to people simply interested in gender play. It is a wonderful packing cock to have for any person - beginner to advanced user. It has a fair amount of detail and realism considering the price tag. Mr Limpy XS is not designed for penetration and does not work for this purpose. However, it does give a nice and realistic bulge and natural weight for people of average height looking for an average bulge.

I will say that this packer is best used with a packing strap such as the Mr Right Packing Strap or a tight pair of briefs as no one wants to risk one's packer falling out a pants leg!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Transgender
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy extra small is made of soft and pliable Superskin like most (if not all) Fleshlight products. When I first got mine, I couldn't help but jiggle and squish it in my hand due to the super-flexible material. It was really amusing! It can easily be bent backwards, forwards, or even stretched to some degree. Basically, Mr. Limpy will bend however you want him to!

The texture of Mr. Limpy is fairly realistic once it has been washed and powdered with cornstarch, but before that, it's far too sticky and almost sticks under your fingers if you try to run your fingers over it. Afterwards, however, this product has a nice and smooth feel. It is fairly realistic however it still doesn't have the same unique glide that phallic skin has. The testicles are of the same texture as the body which does take away from some of the realistic feel, but for the price, one can't expect perfection. Mr. Limpy still manages to give a comfortable and realistic weight to the wearer's underwear. Once it warms up to body temperature, that is.

Out of the package, Mr. Limpy is slightly sticky, but liberal and regular washings, followed by dustings with cornstarch, will make it smoother and give it a much more realistic texture. It will smell like cornstarch if you powder it. However, with regular washing, it should not absorb many other smells. I do not advise tasting this product as cornstarch is not the best flavour.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

I find the Mr. Limpy extra small to be of a good size and shape for daily use. It does a fairly good job of mimicing the appearance and weight of a real flaccid penis. Mr. Limpy has a realistic head, urethra, and small ripples above the head - much like a real cut penis. There is some veining around the shaft and a large vein on the underside of the shaft. The balls have some small bumps - much like the appearance of shaved testicles. It's not too heavy but not too light and sits comfortably against the body due to the flat back. The only downsides are the unrealistic too-pink colour and flat backed testicles.

The extra small is probably the best option for anyone under 5'8” looking for a realistic size package. If you are a very tall individual or are looking for a more impressive bulge, you might consider the small. For most users, the extra small should be sufficient and perfect.

As someone who flies frequently, I do not recommend wearing the Mr. Limpy extra small when flying due to the new body-scanners. Unless you want to explain to the TSA, that yes, that is a fake penis in your pants, and no, it will not explode.
    • Realistic

Performance

The Mr. Limpy extra small gives an obvious but not over-the-top bulge. Its realistic shape and size also allow it to feel fairly realistic when grabbed or felt. I will say that a thin material such as pajama bottoms will definitely give you a more obvious bulge due to the thinner fabric. Under something like jeans, on the other hand, it is almost unnoticeable. It remains secure in most packing-straps. However, I find it also stays nicely in briefs if a strap would be too cumbersome.

Mr. Limpy will add a comfortable weight to your underwear that you can feel either way but will shift more if not being used with a packing-strap. You will likely find yourself adjusting it periodically either way (especially when standing after a long period of sitting). However this easily becomes a natural motion and only lends to the passability of Mr. Limpy. The weight is nice and sits easily against the body, moving with the body naturally. Personally, I find myself wearing it slightly less in the peak of summer because it will add to the heat of the area and may cause added sweating. During all other times of year or in a colder climate, this is not a problem.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Due to the porous superskin material, Mr. Limpy can be cleaned only with warm water or careful application of alcohol for tough spots. Do NOT use soap with Mr. Limpy as it will degrade the material. After washing, it should be dusted with cornstarch to prevent stickiness. If you do not apply cornstarch regularly, it will get sticky and linty. Let's face it: no one wants a linty packer. It is best and most easily stored in a bag with a bit of cornstach. Mr. Limpy is not designed for penetration. However, if you were for some reason inclined to lube your packer, use water-based lubes only.
    • Hard to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Mr. Limpy extra small comes in a clear, plain bag. It is not discreet and is also not a viable storage option. There are no instructions. However, I think the use of this product is fairly self-explanatory.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

Durable and cheap, this is definitely what I would recommend to anyone interested in getting their first (and second and third....) packer.

Experience

The Mr. Limpy extra small is my go-to packer for all occasions. It stands up to wear and tear very well despite rubbing against underwear fabric constantly. I know that it will remain my go-to packer for quite some time, and I will definitely replace it when necessary.
Follow-up commentary
The Mr. Limpy extra small is still holding up to regular wear with no negative effects. It still is in near-perfect condition. Therefore I have to conclude that this is quite a durable packer.

It is still my packer of choice for its size, texture, and squish-factor. Overall, my opinion of it has not changed. Though it does get annoying after a while to have to keep dusting it with cornstarch.

I would definitely recommend this to anyone looking for a packer that is a reasonable size and has a realistic feel for a low price.
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  • Contributor: Kynky Kytty
    But if the testicles were rounded in the back, maybe it would not be as comfortable? Good review, and mentioning the body scanners was a very good point. Although, it might be funny for an April's Fool.
  • Contributor: Rawhide
    Great first review!
  • Contributor: Maxx
    great review
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thank you for that very detailed and interesting review.
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    thanks for the review
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    A really good review!
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