I read the specs, measured it out, and was confident about the size of this monster; however, when I received the Dick Rambone I was floored by the length and weight of it. I am usually very excited to try out new toys right away but it actually took a moment for me to think about this tower of cock as an actual dildo. Once the initial surprise wore off I put this thing to the test.

DESCRIPTION AND TESTING

I was nearly satisfied with my ability to take wide toys but my depth limits were lacking, then I stumbled across Mr. Rambone. The dildo replica of the 80's porn star has about 15" of insertable length and is 2.25" wide. It has a strong smell that after several washes hasn't diminished noticeably. The rubber is stiff but the length of this guy makes it droop regardless. The veins are numerous and pronounced which feels great. There is really no "easing" yourself onto it since there is no tapering to speak of but that is to be expected being a penis replica. The suction cup is weak for the size. I'm sure it would hold up the medium sized toy wonderfully but the bending of this tool makes it difficult to even sit up vertically. I did actually have some success in the shower when it was moistened. It made the suction more than powerful enough to hold the dildo up vertically and even on the shower wall for about ten minutes until it got too wet and slipped off. Just keep it "moist" and it should work great. Cleanup is a bit of an ordeal since you have well over 120 square inches to clean. I used soap and hot water with a scrub brush to get into the crevices. A Trojan Magnum XL would also be a great idea here because it safer and makes for an easier cleanup.

EXPERIENCES AND CHOICE

If you are considering this toy then only focus on the width being right for you, because even though 99% of us cannot take 15" in any orifice, it takes any length restriction and throws it out the window. I initially thought the length would be a hindrance(it does sometimes buckle without support when used vertically), but it actually gives a nice grip for bypassing the suction and just holding it. Additionally the dildo is fantastic on the wall of the shower once you get the suction right, or in any other position for that matter. I plan to eventually get a large harness like the "Uninhibited 2 ring harness" and enjoy some pegging with my wife. Make sure your current storage container with hold this, because it's only slightly smaller than a coke can and about the length of elbow to fingertip. I had to upgrade to my suitcase after this purchase.

One last note, don't forget to use a condom with this toy as it is porous rubber that can harbor bacteria(even though this rubber is antibacterial), just to be on the safe side. Also, use lots of thick water or silicone based lube on this beast. This is overall a great purchase if you can handle the girth.