The Mono is a brilliant little toy for a first-time vibe or experienced user alike, but a size queen may want to skip over it, due to its small insertable length and 4 and 3/4" girth.

This veiny PVC cock has very quiet, discreet vibrations that course through the body powerfully. With its ring around the battery casing, the Mono is completely waterproof and makes it perfect for bath or shower play. While there is no flare or removal cord to make the Mono safe for anal play, it's great for vaginal insertion and clitoral stimulation. With practice, the Mono is even able to perfectly hit your g-spot.

Even while using with a partner, the Mono is sure to thrill. If you enjoy anal stimulation and your partner enters your back door, you can use the Mono to give yourself an excellent double penetration feeling or extra clitoral stimulation.

I personally, really enjoy the feeling of an erect penis sliding along my clit. It sends me into climax very quickly. Thankfully, I no longer need to be with my boyfriend every time I want this sensation - the Mono takes perfect care of me! It feels relatively realistic and my clitoris can hardly tell the difference.

The Mono is made of phthalate free PVC and plastic. Initially looking up the details of this toy, I was terrified - I thought it would be rigid, painful to insert, and that the head of the toy would catch on my pubic bone. I'm pleased to say that none of these things is true. The shaft of the Mono is flexible and firm, easy to insert and provides painless vaginal stimulation.

Upon removing the Mono from its box, I was a little taken aback by the scent of the toy as I put it up to my nose. It gave off a chemical smell like that of a fast food restaurant ball-pit. I was worried the scent wouldn't go away, but thankfully it did after just washing it once. The initial taste of the Mono wasn't nearly as pervasive as the smell, but that, too, went away after one wash.

The main drawback to the Mono is the fact that it is draggy and a lint magnet while it is dry. I ran it across my sheets and it picked up every hair that was laying there. However, just running it under water and drying it off with a cotton towel removed the hairs and left no extra fuzz or fibers.

As for the veiny feel of the toy, you can hardly tell that they exist while your Mono is inserted, but they're obvious when toying with your nipples or your clitoris.

The Mono is a very pale beige with a pinkish head to it making the color realistic for only some skin tones, but not completely unbelievable for people who have or prefer pale skin.

While it is not designed as a g-spot vibrator, the Mono is flexible enough to curve to your body and hit you in that very sensitive spot, especially if you have a shallow g-spot like I do. If you have a deeper spot or require a toy that is designed to hit you there, I would think you could skip the Mono because it isn't specifically designed to do that sort of work.

The only problem with the Mono's shape is that it has no curve to it. Without intentionally bending it, this toy is straight like a ruler, which is unfortunate and takes away from the realism of it. (I've never met a cock that is completely without a curve, have you?)

Personally, the Mono is my first insertable vibrator, so I have absolutely no problem with the fact that it is neither thick nor long. However, a more experienced user could be frustrated by the Mono because it may not provide that lovely "full" feeling while inserted.

Copied from the Mono's description page, here are the dimensions of this toy:

Length: 6 1/2"
Insertable length: 5 1/4"
Circumference: 4 3/4"
Diameter: 1 1/2"

Taking only one AA battery, the Mono is anything but a battery sucker. I've already used it for more than an hour and it is still as strong and silent as when I first inserted the battery. There is no light that indicates when the Mono is on, but the vibrations are strong and there is no need for a light to be sure.

Using its dial-base can be difficult when the Mono is inserted into you or when your fingers are slippery, but is easy enough to adjust before beginning your playtime. There are no pulsation settings for the Mono, but its powerful without any extra help from alternating pulses. Even cranked up to the highest vibration, the Mono stays virtually silent and hardly audible from beneath the covers, making it perfect for dorm room use or people into dangerous situations.

Beyond the quiet, powerful vibrations (which are felt marvelously throughout the entire vibe) that the Mono will provide, you also get the added plus of this great toy being waterproof and able to be completely submerged while maintaining its strength.

The PVC and plastic combination of this toy makes cleaning a total cinch! Just a little warm water with a little bit of antibacterial soap and you're done! If you're going to use this toy with a partner, however, a condom is necessary because you can't boil your Mono.

The recycled paper packaging of the Mono is perfect for storing your new toy away and its size makes it perfectly discreet. Just hide it away in your pantry drawer and no one will be the wiser.