I was not expecting a tiny glass penis when I ordered the Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket|Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket.

The photos made me think that it’d be a short, unrealistic, tapered wand with a glob for a head. Instead, it is a shafted penis with a slit and a dimple right on top. Thankfully, it still has the same basic shape as the photos, but it bears mentioning that the two aren’t quite alike. Granted, glass products are really hard to photograph, so I can see how easy it is to take a picture of ‘em that doesn’t look quite right.

However, even with this little surprise, I have developed a mild addiction to this ‘little penis that could’. This thing is freaking great.

Standing proud at 4” tall and .75” in diameter, this dildo is practically a plug its dimensions are so modest. The shaft has a rather gentle looking curve that is surprisingly noticeable while inserted, making it very easy to tell which direction the curve is facing -- I think that’s mostly because of bulge at the head of the cock.

I love g-spot pressure|Reviews: Nina Hartley's Guide To G-Spot Sex, but I’m not always about the thrusting or the girth. I wanted something slimmer and curved, that I could insert and squeeze. I also wanted something slippery and hard. So when I saw this curvy, short little glass-guy, I figured I just about found the perfect thing. Huzzah for being right!

When I first inserted it, I was not terribly impressed, but I did not expect to be. It was very comfortable, to the point of not quite being felt. However, as I shifted my body weight just a little, I could feel the highest point of the head rub the very top of my vaginal wall, hard.

I think this is probably the first toy I’ve ever had that actually made me go a wee bit crazy while using it. It was awesome. Left in place, I could squeeze it over and over again and just feel it tap and rub me in all the right places. It wanted to leave me, it kept sliding out – like a very firm finger, its head rubbed me firmly as it slid. I would push it back in, and it’d rub again on entry. Squeeze, slide, push back in, squeeze, slide, push back in...

I held the base and twisted it about a little, feeling the point travel all around. I grabbed my current favorite vibe (the Little Chroma|Little chroma) and applied it to my clit. Then I had a wonderful, back arching orgasm, and I didn’t stop until I had four more. This dildo put me right to sleep. Oh, *so* worth it.

It is, however, not without its faults. The dimple atop the head is quite deep, and collects fluids. If you allow the fluids to dry (like, if you fall asleep after five orgasms), it’s a big pain in the ass to clean. However, if you dutifully rinse it off after use, you shouldn’t have too much issue with that. Very hot water and a nail brush gets out dried fluids if you need it to.

I can’t end this review without mentioning the hilarious packaging. When I received my dildo, the package had a model licking a glass dildo, seductively. It also arrived with a nearly useless, oversized, BRIGHT FLAMINGO PINK satin bag, trimmed with white lace. It was ridiculously tacky. I wish I’d taken a picture of it...