I had to chuckle when I saw this assignment in my box. It's not the first time I've tried an item that looked almost exactly like this. I wrote a review for one back in 2008, almost three years ago. You can read that one here. So this round two with a larger version of the toy and a larger partner. I didn't have high hopes but since I so badly wanted that first toy to work, I wanted to give this one a fair shot.

Basically this is a toy that does a number of things all at once. It gets up over the shaft and balls of the male partner, or female partner wearing a strap on. This can make an erection stronger, make the guy last longer, and it also allows the receiver to have double penetration. It can be used on its own, but it's girth won't be enough for many vaginally. Unfortunately, this is made of TPR which is not a sterilizable material. You might want to use a condom since this is an anal toy, but you will need small condoms since regular condoms are too big for this.

If you are a larger than average guy in girth, you'll want to skip this. It'll probably dig in too much and end up hurting you like it did for my boyfriend. Average length is best for this toy because it makes using the double penetration aspect much easier. Note that this can also be put on a separate toy for use that way as well.

Unfortunately, this toy is not made of a sterilizable material. It's made of TPR. TPR is rated as a 7 on their safety scale. It's a fairly safe material because it is hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalates free. TPR is somewhat porous and should only be shared with those you trust or know to have a clean bill of sexual health. It this instance it looks and kind of feels like rubber but has a much less oily feel to it. It's actually feels like the opposite. You know how something feels when it is really clean, like hair after too much shampoo, and ti makes that squeak sound? That's what this does. I don't like the feel of the surface at all. It is very dense and firm. The dong has flex, but it takes effort to bend it further than 45 degrees. The material has drag like the surface of a balloon. It has very little smell and no taste.

Basically this is a dual cock ring attached to a small dildo. I'll describe the dildo first. It is 5 3/8" long. The entirety of that is insertable. The dildo is realistically shaped with veins and some rippled foreskin that is a bit overdone so that it is not extremely realistic. There is a varicose vein on the underside of the shaft but the underside is a lot smoother than the top. The head is rounded and smaller than the rest of the dildo which wasn't a smart choice, in my opinion. A slightly pronounced head that is larger than the shaft would help this stay in better. Across the widest point of the head it is 1" in diameter, 3" in circumference. It thins slightly under the head and then widens to a max of 1 1/8" diameter, 3 1/2" in circumference. The shaft is completely straight and can bend in any direction but is not floppy at all.

The dildo is part of a base shaped like a disc. It is flat on the bottom and rounded on the sides. The cock and ball ring are made of 1/8" thick TPR tubes. They don't make complete circles since they are attached to the base. The unstretched inner diameter of the cock ring is about 1 1/8". Stretched, the max is about 2 1/4", but it takes a lot of effort to get it that far. Without much effort, it's max is about 1 1/2". Based on our experience, having a cock larger than 1 1/2" is not a good choice for this item. For the balls ring, the unstretched diameter is about 2", and the stretched diameter is 2 3/4".

The rings are very tight and uncomfortable for my partner. It actually made his dick turn purple almost instantly! Not good! Do not use this if the same thing happens or you experience pain. If it feels comfortable do not use this for longer than 30 minutes at a time. The length is best for those who are the same length as it or about an inch (max) shorter or longer. My partner is longer than it and the length worked decently in some positions.

It is a good size for anal because it isn't very thick, but vaginally, it doesn't offer much.

This toy is not discreet because the dildo is so realistic. It is small enough and light enough to be traveled with.

You absolutely have to be hard to put this on. Once my partner was, he stretched the cock ring as wide as he could and tried to put it on his cock. He could only get it down to about 2/3 of the way before it wouldn't stretch anymore with his fingers in there. He had to let go and sort of budge it down to the base of his penis. It was painful to watch! Even more painful looking was watching his try to fit his two balls through the ball ring. OUCH! It was a lot easier to put on, but it just looks damn weird. It actually fit him fine there.

Immediately noticing that his cock started to turn purple we only used this for about 5 minutes at a time (three times to be exact) so that we could try a few different positions for the purpose of writing this review.

1. Regular man on top, but with my legs up. This was the least successful of all the positions. Because there is no curve to the dildo, it ends up poking me anally and not feeling all that great. This position also caused the dildo to slip out more than the following two positions.

2. Since we don't have sex in that position often, we decided to tray another way. We like doggy style or modified doggy style with most of my torso on the bed. This position requires that my partner enter me anally, not vaginally. Since he is longer than the dildo, he had to enter me anally first. Once he was got his head in, he was able to put the vaginal dong in too. This works well for us because I don't like to be pounded during anal sex. I prefer slower, shorter movements. The dildo didn't fall out at all during this position and because of its small size it was comfortable to have both in at once. Vaginally, it didn't add a whole lot, but I love anal sex, so I didn't mind.

3. To actually finish from this, I would need to be in control of the anal stimulation so we decided to then have my partner lie on him back with me squatting over him. He then had access to my clit. He could enter me vaginally and the toy could enter me anally. I just bounced away. The angle was a little off, but it worked well in this position too. The problem was that I couldn't bend over without it slipping out. This is something I like to do while on top so my partner can play with my nipples.

Unfortunately, I never finished with this on my partner. Again this is due to the fact that it is way too tight and unsafe for him to wear. It does work on a dildo with balls, though! I was able to finish with it that way. Thrusting is a little awkward, but it works if you go slow and have a dildo that it fits well on. It fits on my Lucky dildo. You just have to make sure the dildo has large balls.

This toy should be used with a condom. Again, since this is a small toy you'll need to use a small one like Lifestyles Snugger Fit or these Toy Covers - small from California Exotics. if you choose to not use a condom, you'll need to wash it very well between vaginal and anal use. Warm water and soap can be used, a toy cleaner, or wipe. Pay extra attention to the ridges near the head.

It can be used with water or silicone based lubricant. I recommend silicone for anal play. Store it in a cool place away from toys of similar materials so they don't melt together.

The packaging is typical of California Exotics. It's a rectangular cardboard box with pictures of the product on the front and back. It comes in a plastic bag. The box is not discreet, has very little information, but is okay for storage. It can be smashed, though.



P.S. This also comes in black. It is currently not available on Eden, but I saw it for sale on other websites.

So long story short, this is a better length that the first one I tried, but it is much too small for larger guys. It works best on guys who are the same length or a little shorter, but can work for guys who are a little longer as long as they don't pull out too far which will cause the toy to slide out. I'm giving it three stars for having the ability to work for some people, but it is totally unsafe for thicker guys.