I received this toy in the mail and was *a little* underwhelmed because it appears A LOT bigger in the photos. Even though I knew the measurements and shouldn’t have gotten my hopes extremely high, it made me think “oh... this is small.”. BUT as soon as I popped a battery in to see how powerful it was, I wasn’t concerned with the size. The intensity right off the bat was like rocket power. My hand shook and buzzed away with the first setting and I wasn’t let down at all. Of course I cleaned it to see just how “waterproof” this toy was and it cleans really well since it *IS* waterproof.

Now I didn’t really wanna use this toy for insertion because it is small and doesn’t have a cord or handle and I have little *irrational* fear of things getting stuck up you know where. I turned him on and decided I’d go for insertion against my anxious judgement. Let me tell you, something about silicone on skin just feels so nice. It feels so high-grade for a toy this inexpensive. I personally didn’t like it inserted, so I used it externally like a mini wand and lost all control. The rumbles from this toy were insanely powerful on your clit no matter the position you’re in or spot you place it on. We’re keeping it REALLY real here so when I tell you I came, I mean it and I came hard. It almost made me feel bad for prejudging it, it’s THAT good.

Cleaning is a breeze as is with any other waterproof silicone toy so no need to worry about that. I loveee how powerful it is with only needing ONE battery to power it on. It’s grown on me so well and hasn’t disappointed me since the first use (first few anyways :3). Do I need to mention how POWERFUL this little toy is again?? No? Ok. This is the perfect toy for literally any experience level especially being that it’s pretty obvious as to how you’re supposed to use it and the power/vibration options are really simple to use since there’s only one button. I will say this isn’t the toy to use when you’re worried people might barge in because it takes a few seconds to turn off.

It’s really hard to pinpoint where all of this insane power is coming from in the toy because it runs through THE WHOLE THING. Just know you’re gonna have a REALLY good time when using this gem.

The orgasm intensity from this toy is almost the same I would get from my satisfyer and that is a SUCTION toy. The Midnight Pal will be your bestie (with benefits).