I originally bought the Vamp because I wanted a strap on dildo that wouldn't intimidate my boyfriend by being too big, but also wanting a dildo that would be useful for having sex with other women. Preferably, I wanted a dildo that kind of matched my skin tone. The Vamp was the perfect choice, especially for a hyperfemme like myself!

It's really an ideal size for strap on anal play, as it's not too thick, but thicker than a beginner toy. It's also quite nice vaginally as the tip is blunt and doesn't hurt your cervix. It doesn't have space for a bullet vibrator, so you can't make this buzz- personally, that's a plus, though, as strap on harnesses never put a cock anywhere near my clit!

This is a silicone toy, so no smell to speak of. It has a stiffness that's quite nice, but definitely not a "realistic" fake skin- it's smooth silicone, and feels that way. That means that this will need a quick wipe down before use, as any stray cat hairs will stick to it!

Silicone is non-porous and body-safe, and you can boil it to sterilize. You don't have to wrap it in a condom before use, and you can share it as long as you make sure to boil it between uses.

There's some texture/veins on this dildo- not a lot, but enough to be noticeable. Because of that, and the fact that the Vamp is pretty stiff, I'd recommend it to people who have some experience with strap ons and like a bit of intensity to their play.

The Vamp is 1.5 inches in diameter, and about 6.25 inches of insertable glittery glory. Doesn't sound like much, but believe me, because it's a firm silicone, it fills you quite nicely! My boy and I found it to be ideal for him (still a novice to anal play) and for me, so I think it's a good intermediate toy- just make sure to give your lover enough non-silicone lube and foreplay! Stay away from the silicone lube, though, as it'll damage silicone toys.

It's not specifically curved for g-spot stimulation, but I found it worked quite well for making me squirt, probably because of the firmness of the material.

It's more realistic than ones with more colour, as it's still penis-shaped, but the glitter and paleness makes it just non-realistic enough that it might appeal to those looking for something non-penis-y. Or, of course, if you're into undead roleplay...

I really like the shape and heft of this toy. It works beautifully as an anal toy, the boy loves having it in his mouth (no smell and a nice width make it comfortable for him), and I love using it on my own for masturbation purposes. It's firm enough at the base to work well in a harness without slipping through, and it's not so heavy that it droops.

I don't know if it would be the best for gender play as the colouring is unreal enough to peg as a dildo, but otherwise this is a fantastic all around toy.

Silicone toys can survive being boiled, or of course you can put it in the top rack of your dishwasher for a quick clean! I've also used soap and water and/or a toy wipe in a pinch. Silicone is non porous so you don't have to worry about any nasties lurking in the material.

Don't use silicone lubricant with this toy as silicone lube can destroy silicone toys. Water based only!

Silicone can be a bit sticky when it comes to picking up hair, fur, and lint, so you may want to keep it in a bag or box to keep it clean once it's dried. I just clean it before each use, myself.

This comes in the usual Tantrus packaging- a Vamp-shaped mold in clear plastic. Simple and easy. It's not discreet, mind, but also doesn't have any enhanced blonde babes making "o" faces. Packaging can also be used for storage, though you may find it a bit bulky for that!