Sweet, Sweet Tilda
Ophoria's Beyond #3 is a SEXY toy. So freaking sexy that taking it out of the box alone substituted foreplay for me. Yes, sometimes we reviewers can get a little carried away in our descriptions, but I'm telling you: this is one gorgeous dildo. If you think holding it in your hands and admiring it is orgasmic, wait until you put the Beyond 3 into action. It's nearly perfect.
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Pros
Sexy design, non-porous, safe to share, easy to clean and store, great for G/P-spotting
Cons
Uncomfortable seam
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Stupid seam! I still love the Ophoria Beyond 3: for the way it gets right in there and hooks behind my pubic bone and hangs out there providing big, broad pressure on my G-spot. Awesome. Screw the Ella, man, this is perfection. But the seam, which I have managed to make slightly less unbearable with some careful modifying with a straight razor, just really ruins it for me. Makes me want to throw it out of a moving vehicle, that's how much it pisses me off.
I have to say I still like it because I do. I do still use the Beyond 3, but it's bittersweet every time. I'm cursing the creepy, scrape-y feeling I have until I get to awesome G-spot orgasm territory and forget. Every time my eyes fall on it when I open my toy box I am simultaneously repelled and intrigued. We have a very complicated relationship...but still, a relationship nevertheless.
I have to say I still like it because I do. I do still use the Beyond 3, but it's bittersweet every time. I'm cursing the creepy, scrape-y feeling I have until I get to awesome G-spot orgasm territory and forget. Every time my eyes fall on it when I open my toy box I am simultaneously repelled and intrigued. We have a very complicated relationship...but still, a relationship nevertheless.
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