Where it began -
I can't begin to knowin'.
But then I know it's Pyrex glass...

It's got a curve,
And a long six inch straight piece...
Who'd have believed it's one inch wide?

Hands, touchin' glass -
Pushin' in -
Pleasin' me,
Pleasin' yooooooou...

Sweet Candy Cane (dun dun dun) -
Play times never seemed so good.
I've been inclined
To believe they never would.
But now I

Look at the night -
And it don't seem so lonely.
We fill it up with candy cane.
And when I cum -
Squirtin' runs down my blanket;
How I can squirt when holdin' you.

Warm, touchin' warm -
Pullin' out -
Pleasin' me,
Pleasin' yooooou...

Sweet Candy Cane (dun dun dun) -
Play times never seemed so good.
I've been inclined
To believe they never would.
Oh, Cane, no -

Sweet Candy Cane (dun dun dun) -
Play times never seemed so good...
Sweet Candy Cane,
I believed they never could...
Sweet Candy Cane...


Now that song is stuck in your head, isn't it? That was my first thought when I saw the name of this toy.

This was really a novelty choice for me; usually I opt for toys with more structure and detail. The Sweet Candy Cane is a simple, straight, Pyrex glass dildo, unlike the rest of my collection of bulged glassware (such as the Icicles # 13). The stripes are merely decoration and have no texture. This does not make it any less interesting, though.

Since it's a straight shot, I didn't have to worry about easing into it much when I tried it anally. It went in smoothly with water-based lube (although you can use any type of lube, this being very safe Pyrex glass) and was easy to grip with the curved part.

Vaginally, I had to be careful because there wasn't a "marker point" where I knew to stop; with the bulged toys, I can go to a certain bulge and know that's where my limit is. I held it a little below the curved end to only allow about four of the six insertable inches into me to avoid any accidental injury. I was able to hit my g-spot without a problem and holding the curved end made it comfortable to use. (Some of my collection has small handle ends and those are - well, small.)

The fact that there's a curve in it does make it safe for both vaginal and anal play and gives it a convenient handle aspect. You can use any lube with it, clean up is really easy. I chose to first wipe mine with soap and water and then, for good measure, put it on the top rack of my dishwasher during a hot cycle (but without dishwashing soap).

I did not try to insert the curved end anywhere. The positioning just didn't work well enough for me and I couldn't quite see a convenient way to insert it.

Another bonus is how much this looks like a decoration rather than a sex toy. I could easily leave this out and only a few astute individuals would guess what it might be. It could easily just be a holiday decoration which means you could take it with you on a trip and not generate too many questions.