I have to say, of all the toys I have and have seen in person, the Booty Bumpers|Booty bumper kit - Suction cup dildos are probably the least threatening. They come in three bright, soft colors like children's bath toys and have a similar smell to them. The smell is not overwhelming, but it is rather easy to detect, especially right out of the box.

I inspected each one curiously. They had a decent amount of weight to them, even the smallest, which was unexpected but not unappreciated. Slightly squishy but firm in the middle, these are very nice toys. They're soft enough and colorful enough that they would be very non-threatening to a nervous beginner. However, they are firm enough and big enough to satisfy those with a bit more experience.

I noticed that they have a strange but entertaining detail of a urethral hole in the top. It doesn't really do anything to the feel of insertion, but it does give it an almost off realism, especially for something so brightly colored.

One thing I did notice was that the green one had something silver and metallic imbedded in the material near the bottom. I don't know what it is or whether it can come off or even if it is dangerous at all. It doesn't effect the overall performance of the toy though.

Along with a funny smell, they don't have the most pleasant of tastes either. Perhaps if the smell wears away, the taste will bland out a bit, but it really does taste the same as it smells.

I tried each bumper in turn. The smallest one was nice, a good start but hardly filling. I find I like the middle size the best; I can get that one all the way in without any discomfort and ride it easily. The green one is just a tad longer than I like, and it can become uncomfortable to sit all the way down on if I don't have a perfect angle, but it is over all the most filling. While the two other bumpers are completely round, the biggest, however, has a round head but an oval body, which seems to help it go in easier. It is odd to look at in contrast to the other Booty Bumpers.

I tried the suction cups of several surfaces including hardwood floor, glass, porcelain, tile, and whatever toilet seat covers happen to be made of. It did not stick to well to the hardwood, but they were very hard to remove from the other surfaces. They are very nice to ride or use with a hand and fairly easy too, though the bases are quite flimsy. Without being suctioned down, you might want to be careful about sucking it in to deep.

The biggest point I noticed was the material the Bumpers are made of attracts any particle of dust or debris it can, which makes it very hard to keep clean short of keeping them in Ziploc bags.

It's been a while since I wrote this review but the only things that have changed are for the better.

First of all, the smell has almost completely disappeared. The taste is still kind of strong, but not as bad as it was before. The silver metallic specks are gone and all the toys are still in top condition.

I have changed favorites, now the smallest one is closest to my... Well, it's actually pretty far from my heart, but it's still my new favorite. It's small enough that I can easily walk around and move about even do mundane things with it in. Believe me, everything becomes more interesting when you change a variable like this. It's even comfy enough to sit for prolonged periods of time with it in since it's not so long that every time I move it tries to slip away.

While I still greatly adore the other two, I use them mostly for more serious play in the shower. I did find that the suction cups can stick (if not very well) to fine grain wood surfaces like that of furniture or at least the kind that I have. Though smooth glass like surfaces still seem to be the best.

I hear a lot about rubber being hard to keep up and keep clean but I find that as long as after I wash them I put them into a plastic bag they stay fairly well clean. Still among my most used toys.