When I received the Crystal passion nubby probe, I was a little taken aback by the size; it was much larger than the pictures show. Since there were no batteries involved, this toy was ready for the taking. Opening the package was very simple, and didn’t require a lot of effort. When I first felt this toy, I was looking forward to using it. It felt like it was going to be one heck of a bumpy ride, and a good one at that. But looks and touch can be very misleading.

The first time using this toy, I discovered it to be too hard and bumpy, even to my liking. The package/description says that the nubs are made of a soft material, which in fact they are not. They are a much harder plastic, and with there being so many of them, it made the experience a painful one.

The length is wonderful for the toy, but with the nubs I was only able to use about half of it. The actual dildo itself is made out of a soft jelly material and has a soft rounded head; this part of the toy I liked. I also had a lot of fun with the suction cup base, it will just about stick to any surface. I would not recommend this toy for beginners as to the fact that the nubs are a little too much. It would be more suited for an expert or someone who has had lots of experience with different textured toys.

The star rating for this toy would be a 2 because it didn’t meet my expectations whatsoever and I do not plan on using it until I am able to become more comfortable with its materials.

Cleaning of the toy was very, very easy; some simple cleaning solution and a quick rub, and you’re done. The jelly material has not attracted any dust or lint either, unlike some varieties.

As for myself on this toy, I was not very pleased with it at all. But this could be a very good addition to the toy collection of someone who is looking for a bumpy pleasure-packed evening.