The John Holmes Realistic had been on my wish list for quite some time before I mustered up the nerve to finally order it. I’ve enjoyed playing with size and stretching myself for many years and have amassed a small collection of progressively larger toys, including The Magnum by Fun Factory, the unfortunately discontinued Daddy by Tantus, the Hottie Xtra by Happy Valley, and a few others. So after staring at the "actual size" photo for a while, and convincing myself that I indeed was ready for it, I decided that it was time to try him.

I found the package waiting for me after returning home from work the next day, and carried it inside to unwrap it.

The first thing I noticed after opening the box was the smell. John has a smell that I would describe as... sweet... maybe fruity. I seem to recognize the scent from somewhere, and now that I’m thinking about it, it reminds me of the smell of Silly Putty. Not a bad odor, but definitely an odor.

Next, I removed John from his box. Wow. I just held him in awe, unsure if I had made the right decision by ordering him. The measurements are right on, but this is a big boy that you have to see to believe. A little shocked, yet undeterred, I placed him into a drawer for the night.

Knowing that John is rubber, and that rubber is pretty porous, I decided early on that I would only use John with a condom on him in order to simplify clean up. Unfortunately, the first time I tried to stretch a normal sized condom around him it broke, so off to the local drug store I went, to purchase a box of Trojan Magnum XL’s. Perfect fit. (When you order John, I’d get these too)

With John wrapped and waiting, and finally having a moment to relax, I hopped in the shower and began the slow process of preparing to (Hopefully) take him inside of me. I knew from the size of John that I wasn’t going to be able to just slip him in, so I had some other toys lined up along the edge of the bathtub. After a while of playing with them and stretching myself, I was well lubed and VERY horny. The Hottie Xtra is the next biggest toy that I have, so I made sure that I was easily taking that one before I grabbed John and stuck his suction cup to the bottom of the tub. Very nice feature.

Like I said earlier, I have enjoyed stretching myself for several years now, but I tell you .. NOTHING has come close to the sensations of this large toy. Feeling John slowly slip into me sent feelings of eroticism that I have never felt before, rushing through my body. His head pressing into me as I repeatedly lowered myself onto him, stretching to accommodate him and taking more of him into me each time. I don’t think I will ever be able to take all of John’s 10 inches, (only about half this time around) but oh what fun I will have trying.

I wanted to take John for another ride before writing the 2 month review, and this morning when I woke up with that certain itch. I knew today was the day.

So after grabbing John, and a few other warm up toys, I hit the shower. I always start there because I can wash the toys, and begin the warm up stretching that John requires. It was while doing the warm up with The Classic Butt Plug Royal, which has been stowed away for some time, that I remembered why I had begin to look for something like John.

The reason is that although I enjoy the size of the Butt Plug, and being stretched to accommodate it, I find removing the Butt Plug to be uncomfortable. John’s girth is constant the entire length and, once inside, will offer no sudden variations in size. This is why I think I have enjoyed him so much over these past two months.

Unfortunately while playing with John today, I was a bit too rough with him and tore the condom mid-session. This is not the first time it’s happened, and I have decided that the next time I’ll double up so I won’t have to end things so abruptly.

Have fun everyone and thanks for reading.