Ever play with My Little Ponies?  Or have an obsession with “The Last Unicorn?” Do you too want a stable o’ dildos?

If so, do I have the dildo for you!  Whipspider, a new independent sex toy company based in Maine, has come up with a plethora of animal themed toys, from the Tentacle|Tentacle silicone dildo to the Jellyfish|Jellyfish - Strap-on dildo, and I have found myself in possession of the fabulous Unicorn Horn.

Now, when you think about unicorns, you may not necessarily think “sex.”  However, if we look into the history of unicorns, they are surrounded with myths about virgins and restoring virginity, and all that jazz.  While this awesome dildo certainly didn’t “restore my virginity,” it certainly added a lot to my sex toy collection.

First of all, you can use it as a costume.  I’m not going to lie; I held it up to my forehead while in a car with my friend, and used it to prance around my apartment while neighing.  I also tried straping it on with a harness (it IS a harness compatible dildo|Strap-on Dildos - Shop for Strap-on Dildo Sex Toys and has a flared based, so it *could* be used anally if that is it your cuppa tea), and strutting around, wishing that I had someone to fucking me silly with this pearlescent toy.

However, since I am superbly single, I had to try out this 100% silicone toy (clean it by boiling it, sticking it on the top shelf of the dishwasher with no detergent, or wipe it down with 10% bleach solution) all on my own.  It is absolutely stunning; a white pearly horn with a shiny, metallic base, and I lubed it up before twirling it into my cunt. The bumps of the horn felt great, and moreover, it felt awesome knowing I had a freaking Unicorn Horn in my vagina.

They say unicorn horns store magical powers, and I will say that my orgasm felt more than magical. It was an awesome time.

Granted, I may not use this dildo all the time; it’s not the best stud in my stable.  However, it is a super fun looking sex toy, and one that I wouldn’t mind leaving out on my bookshelf as a conversation piece (I mean, come on; how many people can say that they own a unicorn horn dildo|Unicorn horn Strap-on dildo?).

For some reason, the unicorn horn is infinitely less creepy (to me) than the tentacle and jellyfish, and is something I’m proud to add to my collection.