No bones about it, the General has quite a commanding presence. It stands 7 inches tall and is 2 inches at its thickest point. I’d be tempted to say it may actually be a bit wider than that at its biggest, as I can’t fit my little hand around its girth. It looks rather imposing in basic black, but that’s part of the thrill after all. I’d imagine the General would look even more tongue-in-cheek in bright cherry red, its other color option.

For self-proclaimed size queens, the General may be just what the doctor ordered. The toy’s size is accentuated by a good strong curve and some interesting undulations. It’s made by Tantus, so of course the silicone is positively stunning. The General feels velvety-soft to the touch, but it’s also sculpted of surprisingly unyielding silicone, giving it a hard solid structure; an iron fist in a velvet glove, if you will. The base on this toy is just big enough to be sturdy but not cumbersome. The entire thing is very well constructed and mouth-wateringly intimidating.

I lubed it up with Liquid Silk and I was not disappointed. My eyes were not too greedy and I could accommodate the toy, though that is something to be aware of if you’re considering purchasing the General. Let me just say again: the General is big, and unyielding. Unlike softer real-feel materials that have lots of give, this toy’s diameter does not squish around to make it any easier for you to enjoy it. What you see is what you get; a delightful challenge.

In fact, my only complaint about the Tantus General is that its length made it difficult for me to take full advantage of its delicious girth. I much prefer the feeling of getting stretched wide by a nice thick dick to an uncomfortable poke by a prodding appendage, and the General was a little lacking in this regard. The widest part of the toy is right before its base—meaning that you have to insert it all the way to enjoy that probably-wider-than-two-inches bit. I was frustrated! I am, of course, willing to give it another whirl; in the interest of more complete research, of course.