Stiff!

Sadly I will not be pulling this out of my toy chest very often. For a toy of this size, the stiffness is a cause for discomfort and I was not able to utilize the suction cup.
Published:
Pros
Good upgrade from 1.5" diameter.
Aesthetically appealing color.
Good texture.
Cons
Sub-optimal suction cup.
Material too stiff for a toy of this size.
Strong plastic smell.
Heavy.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I bought this toy while looking for a suction cup dildo that was larger than 1.5" but less than 2" in diameter. I was hoping to hit a good middle ground, since the standard 2" larger ones are far too much for me to handle.

On the bright side, the size was not bad. It's still a bit bigger than I like (it's just under 2" diameter, about 5 3/4" circumference), but is certainly fun.

The shape is interesting. It doesn't seem quite so dramatic, but the ridge of the head of the toy can be felt very distinctly because of the stiffness, which I will discuss more later on. Texture queens may enjoy the stiffness, as it really brings out every ridge and vein during use.

Sadly, I will probably not get much use out of this. For a toy that stretches my limitations, I was hoping for a much softer material that resembled jelly. While this toy has a little flex to it, it's for the most part incompressible. It is more stiff than the average boner, and definitely harder than jelly toys, which I am more used to. Because of the stiffness of the material, it has trouble holding suction on surfaces which are not perfectly smooth. I like to use it on my slightly textured walls, for example. Softer materials have no problem with them, but this did. It was okay (but not the strongest) on mirrors, tile, etc.

It is definitely quite heavy, as it is very large and made of solid PVC.

The "Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock" does look very nice; I bought the clear version, and it looks... "Clean." It is a nice change to a drawer full of flesh colored, penis look alikes.

The toy does have a strong plastic smell, like most PVC products. It is smooth and easy to clean, as it is one solid piece.

The PVC is compatible with all lubes, which I would recommend using. The surface doesn't quite glide well without additional lubrication, as it is very smooth and therefore does have some "catch" against skin.

All in all, this is not a toy that I will turn to often.
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    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
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    • Anywhere
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    • Waterproof
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    • G-spot
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