The Realistic Squirmy Cock is a rotating vibrator that satisfies your insatiable need for sex. It is the perfect size, feels amazing (and yes, it is realistic), and looks ever so wonderful. I think I need to go take a break now. This is intended for vaginal use, but it could be used anally if you use good protection. More on that later. I don't see good clitoral use out of this because it has no vibration feature.

This cock is 7 1/2" long with a diameter of 1 3/4" (PERFECT SIZE) and fills me up wonderfully. The balls at the base are so wonderfully detailed and double as a flare for anal use. The suction cup actually holds up well on just about every surface (including my hand), and works great as a stand when this guy is idle.

The controller is another one of those 80's looking things, it is a tad bulky. It has one function: Twister. This is dial operated and the twisting/gyrating increases in speed as you turn the dial up.

3 C batteries are needed for this, which is definitely a pain in the butt. My experience has been that regular C batteries drain very fast, at least in sex toys, and certain kinds are needed to last long. I recommend using fresh batteries for maximum performance and keeping them out of the controller when not in use to prevent drainage.

This guy is made of Rubber, which can be very bad for some people. Rubber is pretty low on the material safety sheet here at Eden (3/10) due to its porousness. It absorbs bacterias and dyes quite easily, therefore a lot of care is required to keep this toy (and your girly bits) clean and happy.

When you use this, be sure to wash it well before and after each time. Condoms are strongly recommended for porous types of materials, especially if you plan to use them anally. Rubber can not be sanitized, and if you choose to use this anally without protection it is highly recommended that you keep it for that purpose only.

Okay, back to care and feeding. This toy is best stored in a cool dry place away from other toys and materials. I keep mine on the top shelf in my closet with a ziploc bag over top of it to prevent dust and hair from gathering on it. The control is attached by a wire so you need to be careful to keep it dry during cleanings, and make sure you take the batteries out (or put this somewhere the dial won't get turned on easily) to prevent drainage.


This was my first rubber toy, and it really reminds me of the Better Than Real material of my fantastic Colt Edu Boxer's Cock.
There is a pronounced rubber smell, but to me it smells like cherry licorice. When I think of the smell of rubber, I think of burning tires or latex. But this has a fruity scent to it, and it is definitely not as strong as the Colt Edu, but I could still smell it through the shipping box. The smell did go away after a couple of washes, but the taste is still there. Blech, the taste is pretty bad to handle. It kind of reminds me of a fruity type of whiskey, but without the buzz. I can handle the taste for a little while, but it does stay in your mouth for a minute afterwards.

When I first got this I was a tad disappointed because it didn't squirm around like I expected. After reading another reviewer's experience with it, I found that the gears need a little kick start to them in order to get moving really good. Just gently guide the shaft around when you first turn this on to get it warmed up.

Once I got it going good I had a glorious orgasm and slept like a baby! (just watched Due Date.. heh)

This is my favorite toy right now and I have not been able to put it down.