FIRST IMPRESSIONS:

I never really looked into getting this one until someone else pointed it out. At the time, my glass obsession hadn't kicked in and I wasn't too sure whether the gap between the two shafts would work with my body. Because of this, I couldn't bring myself to add it to my cart each time I ordered. But then when it went on major sale I knew that was my cue to finally get it. Good choice on my behalf.




MATERIAL ~ ODOUR:

The Swirly Deuce is an SSA creation and made using Pyrex glass. Glass earns a safety rating of 10 because it's hypoallergenic, non-porous, food grade, latex and phthalates free. There was absolutely no odour at all to this toy and is happy to work with any type of lubricant you care to throw at it.


COLOURING ~ TEXTURE:

It was an easy choice when it came to the colouring of this one. The only option was clear glass with a blue spiral all the way up the vaginal shaft along the DP side of the toy.

Apart from the one lot of spirals and some clear nubs on the handle piece (when using the toy for DP), the glass is smooth.




SHAPE:

There's three different shafts that are insertable on the Swirly Deuce. If only the nub end was curved up in the same direction as the other two, it would remind me of a wild cactus.
Deuce has a short, slim anal shaft that has a slightly bulging head with a rounded point, so it's easier to insert. The base curves to join onto the rest of the toy, so it runs parallel with the vaginal shaft.
The vaginal shaft seems to be the main piece to this toy with the others protruding from it. It also has a bulging head with a rounded point, but not quite as slim at the tip as the anal shaft. The shaft is strangled by a slightly raised spiral that runs the entire insertable length. At the bottom is a short shaft. I don't find it poses any real purpose, as it's too short when it comes to thrusting while using the double penetration feature.
Opposite the anal probe, coming off the base of the vaginal piece, is a solo shaft that is positioned straight out to the side. It is covered in medium sized raised nubs with a head the same size as the end of the spiral shaft.

Anal Shaft: 3” insertable by 2” circumference with a 3” girth head.
Vaginal Shaft: 4 ½” insertable by 3” circumference and a head girth of 4”.
Gap Between Anal & Vaginal Shafts: ¾” all the way up.
Solo Shaft/Handle: 4 ¼” insertable with a 3 ½” circumference and 4” head girth.






CLEANING ~ PACKAGING:

Glass couldn't be any easier to take care of. A wash with anti-bacterial soap and water or toy wipe will do the trick. I highly recommend only using a wipe for a basic clean, as body fluids have potential to be left behind around the spirals if a quick wipe over is used. I like to use a toy toothbrush when it comes to spirals or other textures, just to make sure I clean every little crevice. It can also be placed in a soap free dishwasher, boiled for a few minutes or wiped over with a 10% bleach solution for sterilising. Be sure to rinse off any residue.

I have one word for the packaging my Swirl Deuce came in – crappy! But to be fair, it does the job and delivered the toy safely. It's just a white semi-flimsy cardboard box. The top flips open and reveals the Deuce sitting amongst polystyrene. There's no pouch or anything else include. Simple and straight to the point.
It could be used as storage, but I wouldn't see it lasting too long and it takes up more room than necessary.




USAGE:

Naturally, this one is designed for the female anatomy as a DP toy. But with that being said, anyone is able to use the straight nub shaft in any orifice, as the DP section acts as a handle. The vaginal shaft's head has the potential to rub your g-spot, unless you need a definite curve.
Although it takes up more room than the average glass toy, it is ideal for any kind of living situation, as there's no motor for anyone to hear.
If you so desire, the bulb heads could be used for a massage.

EXPERIENCE:

Fortunately for me, the gap between the two DP shafts fits my anatomy perfectly. Before purchasing this one, I would awkwardly hold two larger dildos in one hand while the other operated a clit vibe. It wouldn't take long til my hand became tired and cramped with the weight of both inserted toys. Now that I have a wonderful toy that satisfies both orifices at half the weight, I'm free to play for longer.
It may not have the girth of my usual dildos, but it certainly makes life easier when it comes to DP fun.
I'm not real keen on straight rigid vaginal toys, but I don't seem to have much trouble with this one. Perhaps it's the fact that I'm getting the works and I'm focusing more on my butt pleasure.

He's no Deuce Bigalow, but he still gets 5 stars from me.