The 7-Function Vibrating Softee Ballsy Super Cock 6" (not just a mouthful but a handful too!) is a toy that both men and women can use. It has a flared base that makes it safe for anal play. The motor is in the head of the toy making it good for penetration and for outer stimulation.T he balls do not vibrate at all, which is disappointing, because it would provide additional clitoral stimulation when being inserted vaginally.

I wouldn't consider this a toy for beginners, unless you know what length and girth will work for you as this Softee measures 5" in circumference. When I wrap my hand around it, the tip of my pointer finger doesn't quite make it to the knuckle of my thumb. While I have the 6", the softee does come in 7" and 8" lengths. The base and balls make for a good, comfortable handle when using for penetration, either during solo play or with a partner.

The Softee by Doc Johnson is made of an anti-bacterial, latex free, cadmium free, non-phthalate body safe sil-a-gel material. Eden Fantasys puts this toy at a 5 on their Material Safety scale. It SMELLS. Bad. Right out of the package it is very offensive. Even now, after several uses and as many washes it still has a fairly strong odor. Using a condom with the toy will help to cover this odor. This type of material also collects anything and everything very easily. Good thing is you can wash of any unwanted cling-ons with warm soap and water.

Lint, threads, hairs - you name it, it sticks to Softee!


There are many other good things about this sil-a-gel Softee. It is a a smooth textured material that is soft like a real penis. When I try to run my bare, dry fingers down its shaft they stick and do not glide smoothly over the surface. However, any form of lube makes sliding your fingers down the toy very smooth, slippery and soft.

The Softee, other than being pale blue, is quite life like. It has a circumcised head and symmetrical veins running along the shaft. There are also balls included in the base of the toy. Like a penis, it is firm yet has some give.

Looks like I'm squeezing hard, but it's just a firm grasp.

The Softee is designed for penetration. The base and balls make a very comfortable handle for using on yourself or your partner. I understand from reading other reviews that this toy can also be used in a strap-on harness, but this is not something I have tried or will try. While I don't usually like life-like toys, this one appeals to me because of the fun colors that are not life-like.

This vibrator is very much like a real penis with a circumcised head, frenulum, veins, and balls. The head is quite a good size which helps to keep the toy from slipping out during penetration. The veins are raised and you are also able to feel these during penetration or while using the toy externally. The balls do not vibrate and are smooth without any texture. Softee is firm but has some give to it when squeezed. You can also bend it just about anywhere but where the motor is located towards the head.



The toy is not discreet and doesn't look like anything other than what it is. There is cord that runs out of the base, directly below the shaft, and connects to a remote. You can disconnect the cord at the remote, but not from the toy. The remote takes three AAA batteries that can be removed for travel.

Toy Measurements:
Circumference: 5"
Diameter: 1 3/4" (at the widest - corona, closer to 1 1/2" along the shaft)
Insertable length: 5 1/4"
Length: 6 1/4"
Weight: 0.3 lb
Base: 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
Cord Length: 28"
Remote: 4 1/4" x 1 1/4"

The motor is located close to the head of the penis and the vibrations are strongest here. The vibrations cannot be felt in the base or balls of the toy. There is cord that runs out of the base, directly below the shaft, and connects to a remote. The remote has two buttons: On/Off and Mode. There is a red light that comes on the top of the remote when it is turned on. The light mimics the vibration mode. The brightness intensifies with the steady vibrations and flashed to the beat of the escalating and pulsing vibrations. The seven functions, or modes, are:

1 - Low steady vibration
2 - Medium steady vibration
3 - High steady vibration (can't tell the difference from #7)
4 - Escalating vibration
5 - Pulsating vibration
6 - Fast pulsating vibration
7 - High steady vibration (can't tell the difference from #3)

The remote is very easy to use and takes three AAA batteries. I use rechargeable batteries and had to recharge them after three weeks time. During these three weeks the batteries stayed in the remote when not in use and I used the toy probably four times for an average of an hour each time.

I like strong vibrations so this toy is in the middle-range for my personal preference. I do like that the motor is in the head making the vibrations more noticeable during penetration. You can also manipulate the head of the penis, or use the shaft lengthwise, along your clitoris to provide external stimulation.

Softee is not waterproof and I'd say not splashproof either due to the cord coming out of the base of the toy. You don't want to short out your toy or shock yourself if you get the cord area wet during use.

I rated the toy three bees for noise because of settings #3, #5, #6 and #7, as these are high pitched and sort of whiny. The other settings I would rate at a two for noise.

The Softee is easy to clean with soap and water or antibacterial sex toy cleaner. "Doc Johnson" is inscribed in the base, so be sure to clean this text out of anything that may get stuck in it. You also need to be careful to not get water on the base where the cord connects when cleaning it.

The biggest problem with cleaning Softee is that he is like a debris magnet! All things small and loose stick to Softee. The package that Softee comes in is plastic and very easy to open and reseal if you want to store it in there. It is a little big and bulky though. You could also wrap it in a paper towel or saran wrap or something to keep things from sticking to it while not in use.

The packaging is big and bold, sort of like the Softee. It's plastic, but easy to open. It doesn't require scissors or anything other than you, pulling the two pieces apart.

I like the Softee but I don't. I like that it feels life-like - the veins, the head, the balls, firm yet with some give. I don't like that it collects all sorts of debris, it smells bad and that the balls don't vibrate too. During solo play this toy works best for me used alternately between penetration and clitoral stimulation. I like it best when my partner uses Softee on me internally while he gives me oral. Poor guy commented on how bad the smell of Softee was though. He said it didn't leave an odor on me. The texture, weight and flexibility of Softee make it good for some unconventional uses such as being spanked with it. The spanking is probably my second favorite use of the Softee.

I like the Softee but I don't. I like that it feels life-like - the veins, the head, the balls, firm yet with some give. I don't like that it collects all sorts of debris, it smells bad and that the balls don't vibrate too. During solo play this toy works best for me used alternately between penetration and clitoral stimulation. I like it best when my partner uses Softee on me internally while he gives me oral. Poor guy commented on how bad the smell of Softee was though. He said it didn't leave an odor on me. The texture, weight and flexibility of Softee make it good for some unconventional uses such as being spanked with it. The spanking is probably my second favorite use of the Softee.