The Inflatable Emperor sounds like a great toy idea. A dildo that can actually change it's size to suit it's user. Unfortunately that's not quite the case. The toy is made out of rubber and it feels pretty sturdy and thick out of the box. I was surprised at first. I couldn't quite imagine this thing getting much bigger than it already was. The pump is attached at the bottom and the tube connecting the toy to the pump is actually fused with the toy so it can't be removed. Because the toy is rubber and silicone or water based lube can be used and it's also waterproof. The toy doesn't really smell other than that new rubber smell at first but once washed it becomes odorless. The main problem is the whole inflation system. The box and instructions claim not to go past four pumps but when I did four I didn't notice any difference. I pressed the release valve on the tube and didn't hear any air escape. I wasn't too sure what was going on. I proceeded to keeping trying over and over expecting something to happen but nothing did. The toy never grew and the air never seemed to leave. This all became a much bigger issue come use.

The toy is big. It's about 8 inches long with about 6 inches being insertable. It's also thick and really gives a good feeling of being filled. The suction cup on the bottom is great for those looking to mount there toy and use it in different positions as well. The thing is. This toy survived one use for me. Everything seemed fine at first as I mounted my new friend on the ground and started riding. I was really enjoying myself and about to climax but then I heard a loud POP! I didn't feel a difference yet nor fully understand what happened till after I took the toy out. The problem with this toy is that between the base and the head there's a hollow spot for the air to enter and exit. The toy was unable to handle the basic force of use and a hole burst in the base letting all the air out. The toy has become quite a pain to use now. It no longer inflates and although can still be used, it's harder to insert and not as enjoyable.

The flaw with this toy is it's biggest selling point. Being able to inflate a dildo sounds great and all but unless you use this toy in a most basic fashion (on your back, with your hands) you'll find it can't hold up to everyday use. If this was just a dildo with no inflation it would have been great cause it was everything one could have wanted from a plain dildo. Sadly though, it's not. The toy never inflated to begin with and I'm scared to think what could have happened if it did and then burst. Save your money and just buy a dildo that's the size you want instead of a possibility.

What can I say. This toy only didn't even survive one use. Your better off just getting a solid dildo and being happy than trying this toy. Even if it does survive its intended use it never inflates to a noticeable size