At first, I was a bit disappointed in this toy. I'd been so looking forward to getting some nice glass pieces, so I jumped at this one without being very discriminatory about what its properties. Upon initial glance it looks intriguing - double dong|Cobalt blue double dong? G-spot curve, great! And I like the cobalt blue color, that's kinda butch, plus I just like blue glass in general (I have a whole set of dishes that color).

First problem is, it's not actually a "double dong," as the toy name states. That phrase implies that you could potentially use it with someone else, that it's long enough that you would both be able to insert it. Most of the double dongs|Double dongs (ugh, look at all those jelly results - not a good material! stay away from it! glass (and silicone) are so much better) listed on Eden are 12-18", and this Cobalt blue double dong is 7". Yes, 7! That's not even how big the large cocks are here on Eden, it's certainly not made to go in two holes on two different people. Also, it's narrow. 1 1/4" in diameter makes it one of the most narrow toys I have.

The two bulbs on either end are actually much more triangular than it looks in the photos, and I really suspect that the ends will be sharp and almost pokey when inserted.

"Why would you make a toy with TRIANGLE ENDS?" I asked at dinner with my friends on the day that the toy arrived, pulling it out of my bag.

"That's gonna be quite the test-drive," they answered, wincing.

I don't use toys on other people that I haven't already played with, so I had to use it for myself. And if you've read my other reviews (or my blog) you know that I'm not big on penetration for myself - I can take it, and sometimes I do like it, but I tend to be the one who does rather than the one who is done in my sex life.

But sometimes, I like the extra little feeling of being fucked when I'm getting off by myself. The test drive. Okay, so here's how it goes.

This glass toy... surprisingly, I liked it much more than expected. Sometimes just something small to grip against when getting off is exactly what I need, and I love how smooth this toy is, especially love the g-spot curve that hits just right.

The ends weren't pokey, either. I guess the ends of the toy aren't really any more sharp or pointed than a finger or two. I couldn't really feel it at all, except for the nice rub against my g-spot with the great curve. I bet it'd be a good size for some anal play, actually, but it doesn't have a particularly flared base, and I wouldn't want it to get lost up there (I've heard too many horror stories).