The SimplX dildo by Eden Toys can be used in a variety of different situations. It can be used for solo play, oral simulation, or by couples for gender play or pegging. It's best manipulated by holding the realistic balls as a handle, and thrusting it that way while playing solo. If using this as a couple, it can be placed inside of a harness for strap-on play or pegging. The toy can be used anally or vaginally as it doesn't have the potential to become lost and can provide g-spot or p-spot stimulation.

The material is soft enough that there aren't any reasons to be precautionary while playing. The user won't have to worry about bruising their cervix or other sensitive tissues while thrusting this toy. The toy is not travel-friendly due to the realistic shape and bright neon color, as it will immediately draw attention if found by a TSA agent. It can be used on a bed, in the shower, or in the pool, as there aren't any mechanical parts to worry about.

The SimplX dildo is made from PVC and rates a 2/10 on the safety scale due to the fact that the material is porous. While the toy is phthalate-free, it does not boast that it is latex-free as well. Users with known sensitivities to latex or PVC material should not use this dildo as it may cause rash or burning sensations in the genital area, and may affect any other areas of skin with contact. This PVC dildo is firm and slightly sticky to the touch when first taken out of the package. The material collects lint, dust, and hair like a magnet, drawing it toward it and sticking to the surface.


Material and flexibility

While the toy is flexible, it is not extremely squishy as other PVC or jelly toys. The material is a brightly frosted neon pink and has realistic veins and skin folds. This realistic shape adds to the performance of the toy overall, but the veins don't add much in the way of sensation upon insertion as they cannot be felt. There is a light smell to the toy when placed directly under the nose, but this is a manufacturing scent and not the familiar 'new pool toy/shower curtain' smell that you get from some other PVC toys. This scent may wash away within a few washes with hot, soapy water.

There is a taste to the material, but it is very light and barely noticeable. If one were to use a flavored lubricant, users would not be able to taste this rubbery taste at all, as it is not overpowering.

The design of this dildo is realistic, complete with sculpted testicles, veins, urethral opening and coronal ridge. While it is bright pink in color, the shape adds to the real feeling while in use and the size of the toy is perfect for a beginner or more advanced user looking for an average sized penis.


Compared to Eden Toys Junior dildo, and a standard highlighter

The toy measures as follows:
Overall length - 6 inches
Insertable length - 5 inches
Circumference - 4-3/4 inches
Diameter - 1-1/2 inches
Base length - 3-1/2 inches


Textured balls, size in hand, design of head

The dildo lacks a curve, but the coronal ridge of the toy is great for targeting the g-spot, but won't work for all anatomies.

The shape of the head eases it while inserting, due to the flat-like shape of it. The coronal ridge can become stuck on the pubic bone, so if users enjoy this feeling, this toy will be perfect for them. It's thick enough in girth to create a full feeling for the average user, but size kings or queens need not apply. The length is just long enough to reach vital sensitive tissues. The weight of this toy doesn't help to keep the flat base grounded enough for riding, even with a maximum amount of lubricant and arousal, but you could grind into it while it's sitting straight up.

The SimplX dildo would be better with a suction cup attached to allow the user to ride the toy hands-free, but the balls on this toy allow for an easy grip and make it simple to thrust the toy in and out with one's hand or secure the toy in an o-ring style harness. In a harness the toy stays in place, doesn't droop down, and the user won't have to worry about the balls popping out from the o-ring. However, the toy can be slightly uncomfortable in a harness such as an Aslan Minx harness where the toy has to rest against the skin as it rubs against the skin the more sweat there is. Due to the porous material, the dildo should only be used with fluid-bound partners, and should not be used vaginally after using it anally without a condom over it. The toy is also great for oral simulation or practicing oral, as it's just average size and has just enough squish to do any damage to the throat.

Washing this toy is simple with a thorough rinse under hot water with a mild soap. Toy wipes and toy cleaner may also be used on this toy to clean it, but always remember to rinse the toy thoroughly to remove any residues. Due to the veining and texture of this toy, it's best to use a soft-bristled brush that you do not use for anything else to clean in the little crevices. Bodily fluids can easily become trapped in these places, so you'll want to pay extra attention to the texture when cleaning. Being a dirt, lint and hair magnet, you'll want to wash this before and after every use and to use a lint-free cloth when cleaning or allow the toy to air-dry.

Once completely dry, you'll want to store this toy in a lint-free bag or a Ziploc bag away from other toys. PVC should not touch any other materials at the risk of degrading, melting or discoloring. Store this toy separate from silicone or other toy materials, (do not allow them to touch one another) and always be sure it is in a cool, dry place. Do not store the toy in direct sunlight as this can damage the toy as well. Silicone and water-based lubricants can be used with this toy, but users should steer clear of oil-based lubricants.

This toy was shipped discreetly in a plain, unmarked cardboard box. The only thing on the outside of the box was a sticker with the shipping addresses printed on it. There were not any indicators as to what was inside of the box, so users who are worried about their privacy will not have to worry about that when it comes to Eden products. Inside of the cardboard box there were air pillows to support the toy's packaging, and also enclosed was the packing slip. The packing slip ensures that if you have any issues with your toy to call the customer service line so that the user may return or replace certain items.

The toy came in basic clam-shell packaging that the user would need a pair of scissors or a knife to open. This packaging was minimal and there weren't any extensive instructions included. There is a paper insert included that states the material, and this paper includes minimal information about the toy. This paper unfolds and has multiple languages with English at the bottom.



Caution: This product is not intended for therapeutic purposes and is recommended for external use only. It should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas of skin lacerations. This product should be used with discretion.

This packaging is not discreet enough for gifting, so a gift bag or box is required. Always let someone know when you are gifting an adult item in case they are easily embarrassed. The packaging can be recycled if you'd like and is not the best to keep for storage.