There is really something to be said about a very simple toy that can blow your mind. This toy has no vibrations. It has no wild colors or fancy designs. It can't be programmed, sync up to your iPod, or controlled by a remote. Still, I think it is one of the best toys I have ever had the pleasure of trying.

The “Ball Head with Curved Elbow Glass Dildo Wand” or BHWCEGD, as I like to call her, is made by Phallix. Phallix is a well-known and respected producer of quality glass dildos and plugs, and this one certainly does not disappoint. Made of tough-as-nails Pyrex, I'm fairly confident that this dildo will even hold up for those of us who are… ahem, graceful.

Both ends of this dildo are usable, each offering a different shape and feeling. One end features a round knob-like ball, which can be used for vaginal penetration or as a handle. The other end is a slight curve at the end of a straight shaft, that is oh-so-scrumptious for G-spot stimulation (and I'm sure for anal stimulation as well, though I did not try it this way).

The BHWCEGD is also a pretty average size, at 6” of insertable length and 1-1/4” in diameter. Because it is made of glass, however, it seems to feel fuller. This toy is also sensitive to temperature (tip: run under warm or cold water for a few seconds before using for a unique feeling), and holds lubricant well.

And how about the awesomely tacky, hot pink, satin pouch it came in? Sexy meets rugged in this little piece of artistic genius, complete with white lace and a toggled bungee cord drawstring. Yeehaw!

One thing I didn't like about this toy was the “Phallix” sticker that was stuck to it, and the subsequent sticky residue that had to be scrubbed off. I wasn't quite sure the purpose of the sticker, but it seemed like a bad idea to me. Another issue that others may have is that though this size worked well for me, those who prefer larger toys may not find this to be big enough. Also I was pleased with the curve of this toy, but my partner wished that it would have been a more severe curve.

Overall, though, I would still give this toy five stars for simple, versatile use and a great value glass toy.

Glass is very easy to clean. Because it is non-porous it can be wiped clean with soap and warm water, or put in the dishwasher (top shelf, no soap). The ball end should not be inserted anally, as the other end lacks the proper flaring to prevent getting lost in the rectum.

It's unfortunate that this toy has been discontinued. With its simplicity, it has become a tried and true staple in my collection, and one of the few non-vibrating toys that I enjoy using solo. The allure of this toy is its simplicity, though the Marbled G-Spot (also by Phallix) appears to be a similar product, for those of us who don't want all the bells and whistles in our glass toys.