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The only good thing about it is the color.

The bad points of the toy are centered on it's lack of uniqueness and dismal performance. There are plenty of other bulb toys out there, as well as twisty ones too. Save your money and get one of those, seriously. I have the emerald explorer, and I can feel it's bulbs much better than on this one. I bought this one hoping for a longer twisty end, but there's literally only 2" of twist. It's hardly anything to get excited about, I can't even feel it!!! I got this on sale for $20 and still consider THAT too expensive. I mean it, don't buy this toy, I don't want you to waste your hard earned money and/or points like I did!

EXPERIENCE

I started as I usually do, warming up with a clitoral vibrator in order to be sufficiently aroused and self lubricated for an insertion. I tried inserting the twisty end first, and was really, really let down by how TINY the twisty end was. I inserted a few bulbs too, and felt nothing spectacular, so I switched to the bulbed end. Again, noting spectacular, or even appealing. I even tried it with a vibrator, and I was again underwhelmed. I tried cold water on the toy for some temperature play, and again, nothing...so sad...

NITTY GRITTY

Personal note:
You don't need to bother reading this, unless you're going to actually own it and use it.

It has the normal weight and strength of all glass toys.

Dimensions: just shy of 7" long, 4.5" circumference at biggest bulb, puny 2" of twisty end

No smells or tastes to note.

Easy to clean, body safe material. I didn't notice any areas that were hard to clean, and you can disinfect it with a 10% bleach solution if you like (I personally don't boil any of my toys).

Can be used with any kind of lube.

Be safe with temperature play (let it warm or cool to room temp before subjecting toy to opposite extreme).

Be safe with thrusting, length and pointy-ness could lend to vaginal/cervical bruising.

I wouldn't recommend the toy, but if you're going to use it, it would be best for solo until you and your partner are more comfortable with longer toys. I would not recommend this for anal, as there is no flared base.

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Experienced User's Helpful Tips:
*Apply only when your vagina needs a nap!*
*Don't have high expectations! Intense feelings of sadness may follow!*
*One time recommended use: Drop and "accidentally" break out of pure frustration!*

Disclaimer: I don't promote toy violence of any kind. Fantasizing is ok, but DO NOT act out toy violence in order to prevent injuries please. I am not responsible for what you may or may not actually do to your toy. Adult supervision is required at all times.

In all seriousness, please don't do the last one; however, feel free to fantasize about breaking it! I thought about breaking off it's puny, useless 2" of twisty end!!! I think it was actually therapeutic!