Suction cup dildo vibrator
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Remember When I Said I'd Fuck You Last? I Lied!

Commando is a wonderful workhorse dildo with great vibration. While not being flashy it's the perfect size for the average person. Great value is provided by its silicone construction, USB rechargeable batteries, and a strong holding suction cup. When I'm missing my favorite real cock at home Commando provides all the man I need!
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Pros
Extremely lifelike. Silky silicone. Good intensity and sturdy suction cup. USB rechargeable.
Cons
Needs more power levels, fiddly controls. Lacking a curve for g-spot stimulation.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

First impression

This special forces vibrator arrived in a classy box, mostly black but with a true-to-scale image of its enticing contents. To be honest, I got a tad moist with the lovely visual of the skin-toned cock inside that was about to be inside my own box! I was actually a little surprised at the overall quality of the toy once I took it out and held it in my hand. This baby is silky soft, but with a firmness close to a real man's unit and the size and shape, it is scarily similar to my darling husband's penis. I thought I should ask him whether he has posed or had any molds commissioned without my knowledge!
The next thought that raced through my mind was whether the Commando comes already charged up and ready to be deployed for its first mission. I certainly didn't want to wait to try this fine specimen out, and I quickly found the ON/OFF button. Low speed - check. High speed - check. And that suction cup looked like it will hold onto anything for its dear life.
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First Use

Commando can fight in the hills, valleys and due to its waterproof capabilities also functions as a marine! With this knowledge in mind, my husband and I decided that some shower fun should be the first mission. We're lucky enough to have a huge walk-in shower that has been the scene for many erotic adventures, and it would be a great venue to try out the suction cup. After both stripping down, I firmly pressed the toy down onto one of the ceramic floor tiles and gave it a forceful tug. The suction cup held wonderfully, and I was actually concerned that the tile might lift. With my lover blocking the stream of water I applied a generous amount of water-based lube on the head and shaft and proceeded to squat over the silicone phallus. Slowly I sank down onto it, taking the entire 5 1/2" of insertable length with ease into my aroused pussy. Time for the vibrations I thought and reached down to activate the power on low speed. It felt delicious and the vibrations transmitted along the entire length of the shaft. Goldilocks would be happy. Not too big, not too small. Just right was my thinking. My husband was standing in front of me, his fingers stimulating my nipples and his rock hard dick inches from my face. I figured the poor guy could use some stimulation as well and took him into my mouth while continuing to ease up and down on my new friend. This was a nice slow screw at first, and I almost let the head of Commando pop out each time up before gently taking the whole thing back inside. I got the idea that more intensity was needed and reached down to fumble for the high-speed control. Frustration followed as I had trouble finding it and the darn button had to be pressed and held for a few seconds to change speed. It finally changed over to warp ten, and I bounced away faster and faster. The fake silicon balls smacked against my p***y, and I could feel my orgasm building up. After only about a minute the speed suddenly reverted back to low. To my disappointment, I discovered that this happens automatically and might be a power saving feature. It wasn't worth the effort to find that damn button again in my aroused state, and I just continued to f**k this toy cock cow-girl style. It didn't take much longer until I had probably the best orgasm I've enjoyed in months. Waves of pleasure hit me, and my legs were shaking as I still madly f**ked, gasping enough that I had to let my hubby's cock fall from my mouth. His smile told me he didn't mind in the least and he was enjoying the show. With my orgasm subsiding, I stood back up, and we embraced for a while letting the hot water run over us. It was my man's turn now, and I turned around arching my back to let him penetrate me. He didn't last long either. After some recuperating, it was time to actually use the shower as intended and we soaped each other up in our normal hygiene routine. We did manage to release the suction of the toy by lifting the base with a fingernail. Thank goodness it wouldn't become a permanent fixture in our shower for when we have company!
Suction

Further Experience

At the writing of this review, we've had Commando for about two weeks, and he's seen some consistent deployment and action. In addition to the first time shower play, I've also had my hubby f**k me with it while going down on me. It's highly recommended! Between his mouth and this new addition to our toy chest, I'm a happy girl. I was alone for a few days with my man on a business trip, and each night I looked forward to spending time with my new inanimate lover. I've had orgasms laying down on my back while plunging him inside me and also just massaging my clitoris with the buzzing head. I've used Commando while he's been stuck to the wall and the headboard. You might say I've become a little addicted. Right now I'm sitting on him while he's stuck to my dining room chair! Maybe too much information but inquiring minds really need to know. Reviews have never been so much fun!
We've have talked about using this dildo for strap-on play as it's a part of our sexual repertoire and we do own several harnesses that the suction base would fit nicely in. It will need to be in a follow-up review because we just haven't had the time yet. Anal play is on the menu and I'm betting will be a hit due to the realistic sizing and shape. Stay tuned!
Head

Vibration Map

I'm very happy with the power and intensity of this toy. I've had others that were way too mild but still somehow managed to chew through batteries quickly. Commando is rechargeable and lasts as long as I need it to. That also means I've yet to test him out longer than 15 minutes!
It would be nice if it had more speeds than two. Low feels good but high feels great and is very pelvis shaking. Some modulating power intervals would be a nice addition. What frustrates me most about the entire toy is that high speed automatically switches back to low after approximately a minute. I'd much rather 'set and forget' instead of needing to find control buttons in the middle of my enjoyment.
I do like how consistent the vibrations are located along the length. While most power is felt just below the head of the toy the head and area just above the balls also have very comparable intensities as well.
Commando works wonderfully on an insertion assignment primarily, but I've come from using the buzzing head directly on my clitoris too.
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

Quite honestly I've had some fantastic climaxes with Commando. He's become my go-to reliable cock when I'm alone and need a quick release. He just fits my body so well! It might not be enough for the size queens out there but for me, this dildo mimics my real life lover so well, and I do love his penis too. Whether I use this toy internally or externally, I always reach orgasm with minimal effort, and the suction cup adds lots of variation for the imaginative mind. Care to be a cow-girl? Stick him to the floor. Feeling like you want to take some hard cock from behind? Attach him to the headboard or the wall. He never moves until I'm done screwing him. I must admit I'd never had a g-spot orgasm from this toy and I've been lucky enough to have them with some other more curved playthings. Commando is very straight and lacks the curve I need to really get some good working on my g-spot. I do need tons of pressure and I'm fairly sure this toy can't provide it in the right area. It's a small complaint compared to how easy I can cum with little effort.
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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Very entertaining review
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