Prepare yourself to be pounded with Jesse's Rock Hard Cock and Balls from California Exotics. This realistic, transsexual treat is built to satisfy a hungry appetite for big cock. Equipped with a suction cup base, it can be mounted on a flat surface for hands-free fun. The huge balls serve as a large enough base so that it can safely be used anally as well as vaginally. Beginners will need to work up to this one, as it is very long and pretty thick.

Referred to as Better Than Real®, the material is actually TPR silicone, which is a great and more affordable choice for realistic dildos than some of the pricier premium silicone toys out there. Granted, it cannot be sterilized in the same manner as pure silicone and a condom is still recommended if sharing since it is slightly porous. It's not quite as durable as silicone either and is prone to some disadvantages (see Care & Maintenance), but it does offer the user the option of using either a water-based or silicone lubricant. One of the advantages of TPR is that it is so much softer than rubber, so this toy is far from "rock hard" on the surface. In fact, it's a little squishy with a firmer inner core to keep it erect. Its texture is generally smooth and somewhat sticky, save for the realistic skin effects that a real cock would have. There's some drag and initially a slight odor that will decrease over time and no taste.

No wonder why Jesse is a superstar! The size is impressive, with roughly 9.5 inches worth of cock and balls atop a 3/4-inch to 1-inch tall, 3-inch diameter suction cup base (imperfect molding). About 7 inches of the shaft is insertable and the rest of it consists of a hugely swollen and very wrinkly, lopsided scrotum. The entire toy is very filling, with a 6-inch circumference and 2-inch diameter. Fine veins cover the realistic shaft, giving it a little extra texture during thrusting. The mushroom head is very defined and more narrow than the shaft itself. It's only available in a natural flesh tone color.

This toy is best used on its own for some intense play sessions. It's not harness compatible because the base is just too tall with the addition of the suction cup. Speaking of the latter, it appears to be mildly defective and barely sticks to any surface for long. Some improvements are certainly needed here, but the rest of Jesse performs like a dream.

TPR is a sensitive material. In other words, if not cared for properly, it could stain or melt in certain spots if it touches another incompatible material. The best way to store this would be to lightly dust a plastic bag with cornstarch or just wrap it in a lint-free piece of fabric once it's dry. It can only be cleaned with warm water and soap or an antibacterial toy cleaner.

The packaging is a heavy-weight paper printed box that clearly shows what's inside. It does clearly say that it's a "transsexual" cock and has a naughty picture of Jesse showing off the real thing. The toy is just wrapped in a plastic bag within the box.

I really dig porn star replicas (because they run large!), but so many are made from cheap rubber and aren't body safe, so when I noticed this one was TPR, I had to try it because it really does increase my chances of purchasing future ones if the material quality continues to be upgraded.

The suction cup just...S-U-C-K-S. The seal isn't very strong, if you can manage to get it to stick to something in the first place. I did managed to get it to stick to the bathtub ledge, the shower wall, and a regular painted wall, but with the slightest contact, it just fell off. If you are looking for a better suction cup toy, take a look at Adam, but keep in mind that the material safety takes a plunge.