The Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson is available in brown, which is a beige colour, and black, which is a dark brown. I have the black dildo. The beige dildo has really odd-looking veins all over it. The dark brown one doesn’t have this. The dildo is packaged in cardboard. The packaging is not discreet at all. The front of the box states the company name, product name, size of product, material, and a description of the product.

The back of the packaging has a few cutouts in the cardboard to see the product inside. It states the same information as the front and a few product features. Inside of the cardboard packaging, the dildo sits inside of a plastic casing. You could use the plastic casing to store the toy or recycle both cardboard and plastic. The toy comes with a storage pouch so it’s not necessary to keep the packaging.



When you open up the plastic packaging, you’re met with a very strong scent. The dildo is made of UR3, which has a very strong, sweet scent to it. My partner has a lot of masturbators made from this same material so I knew what to expect. The first time I smelled UR3 was with one of my partner’s masturbators. I thought I was going to gag. I’ve gotten used to it after awhile though.

After a few washes, the scent dissipates for the most part. The material will still have its scent but it’ll be much more subtle after awhile. There is a taste to the dildo but it’s not as strong as the scent. The dildo is powdered when it first arrives so you probably should avoid licking it.

The dildo is realistic looking (hence the name). The packaging states that it was moulded from a real penis though it doesn’t state whom the penis belongs to. Since it’s a realistic dildo, you can expect realistic textures such as a pronounced head, veins, balls, etc. Not only is it extremely realistic in appearance but the feeling is realistic as well. The material is smushy but the inside of the dildo feels a bit firmer. The dildo is flexible as you can see below.



I’ve taken a few measurements of the Realistic Cock but if you need any additional measurements, send me a message and I can get them for you.

Total length of toy (suction cup included): 7 ¾ inches
Insertable length: 6 5/8 inches
Length of head: 1 ¾ inches
Shaft circumference: 5 ½ inches

The Realistic Cock is also available in a larger size. The larger size is supposed to be 8 inches and this one is the smaller of the two, which is supposed to be six inches. You can see from the measurements that I’ve taken that it is not exactly 6 inches. The insertable length is closer to 7 inches (6 and 5/8 inches to be exact). The dildo would be fine for anybody, regardless of your toy experience. If you prefer the more slender or shorter insertable toys, this may not be the best choice for you.



The dildo has a round suction cup at its base. The suction cup has a diameter of 2 5/8 inches. The toy can be used vaginally and the balls make the toy safe for anal play as well. The UR3 material is very porous and cannot be sterilized so if you use the toy anally, be sure to cover it with a condom every single time. You can also cover the material with a condom if you are using it vaginally too to keep the toy clean.

The suction cup has a nice grip to it and holds nicely to clean, flat surfaces. I’ve had the dildo suctioned to my wall for about half an hour now and it has stayed on nicely and still holding strong. The suction cup can be used on either a vertical surface (like a wall) or a horizontal surface (like a table). The dildo can also be used in the bath or shower since the toy has no mechanical parts to it.

One of the products “features” that is stated on the packaging is that the dildo has big balls. I don’t consider the balls to be that big, or at least not big enough to call them a feature of the product. When the dildo is standing upright, the balls have a height (from base to top of balls) of only 1 3/8 inches. Personally, I don’t care about big balls but if you are looking for a dildo with seriously big balls I recommend looking into the Dr. Philgood dildo. Philgood has balls with a height of almost 3 inches.

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The UR3 material has a lot of drag to it but can be remedied with lubricant. Only water-based lubricants should be used with this toy. Like I had mentioned, if you want to keep the material clean, you should cover the toy with a condom since the material is very porous. I used a thin condom on the toy so that I could still enjoy the texture but keep my toy clean at the same time.

With the thin condom over the toy, I could still feel the textures. The way it was made with the outer area being softer and the inside being firmer is really fantastic. It’s the most realistic toy that I have as far as feeling goes. The 5 ½ inch circumference of the shaft is nice but I’ve been using glass toys most often recently, which are much thinner. The circumference isn’t too much though. It gives a full feeling without being too thick. If you’re looking for a larger circumference in the shaft, I recommend the Dr. Philgood that I had mentioned earlier. Philgood’s circumference is between 6 and 7 inches.

Cleaning and caring for the toy isn’t difficult but it’s definitely high maintenance compared to other materials available. The material attracts lint and pet hair like crazy. You’ll want to wash the dildo both before and after each use. The toy comes with a paper that includes care instructions. The paper states to wash the toy with a mild soap and water or a toy cleaner. You should avoid any harsh detergents and any alcohol or ammonia-based cleaners.

Since the toy is dusted with a powder, you’ll need to invest in some cornstarch. The cornstarch should be dusted on the toy after you’ve washed and dried it. You’ll notice that after a few uses (sometimes even just one use) that the material is starting to feel sticky. Dusting the toy will take away the stickiness so it feels brand new again.

The dildo needs to be stored in a cool, dark place. There is an included pouch with the toy that you can use to store the dildo. The pouch is rather cute. It’s red in colour with a ribbon draw string top. The Doc Johnson name and logo is all over the bag and it is not padded. The bag is 10 ¼ inches long and 8 ¼ inches wide.

Overall, I think the Realistic Cock is fantastic! It really is the most realistic feeling insertable toy that I have. I’ve deducted one star from the rating because the material is porous and high-maintenance. As long as you’re okay with the material, I’d recommend it! Below is a comparison photo of the dildo beside my other 2 suction cup dildos. The Realistic Cock is the one on the far left and the other two from left to right are as follows: Dr. Philgood and Flash Brown.