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Mr. Limpy small
This is a great packer for anyone who needs a little bulge in their pants. It's made of a nice, easy-to-clean material, and holds up fairly well with everyday wear.
Pros
Realistic material, good for packing
Cons
Rips easily, picks up lint quickly
Rating:
Published:August 20, 2013
Overall? Worth it, but... PINK, dang it! A gender-expression-related item with limited color choices can create quite the conflict for users.
Pros
Easy to use, dysphoria-relieving
Cons
Did I mention PINK. Seriously...
Rating:
Published:August 14, 2013
The texture of Mr. Limpy is extremely realistic. The design is extremely lacking, as it doesn't function well as an actual packer. It doesn't stay in place well, and you spend half of your time playing "Guess That Shape". When you do have it in place, the penis size is nearly obscene. It does function well as a stress ball or something to just play with around the house.
Pros
Realistic texture, Inexpensive, Extremely pliant
Cons
Half balls, Heavy penis, Doesn't stay in position, Huge penis
Rating:
Published:June 11, 2013
If you are new to packing, if you've ever wanted to have a cock of your very own, if you're not looking to pay a huge price for the experience, then Mr. Limpy will fit your needs perfectly.
Pros
Easy to use, minimal care needed, realistic look and feel, low price
Cons
No care instructions, no reusable storage, fragile material, can get sticky without proper treatment
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Published:May 19, 2013
The Mr. Limpy packers used to be good. Then they underwent a material change, and design tweaks, and this packer is so utterly useless, I'm sending it back. It tears way too easy, leaves a bad feeling on your skin, and with the weight distribution, you'd be better off using a sausage in your pants.
Pros
None
Cons
material too soft, easy to tear, poorly weighted, utterly useless
Rating:
Published:May 13, 2013
Price:
$88.99
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O2 Max
I was actually almost intimidated by the size of the O2 Max, almost. It is girthy, lengthy, and all around gorgeous. Harness capable as well as offering myriad opportunities for solo play this toy is sure to please.
Pros
Great size,
Hygienic materials,
Gorgeous
Cons
None
Rating:
Published:August 05, 2013
I wasn't sure if I could take on Max O2, but after playing with him, teasing my husband to complete oblivion visually, and getting myself all hot and bothered....I conquered him!!! It wasn't easy: it took a bit of patience and a lot of lube, but once he was inside of me and thrusting, I had one amazing hurricane of an orgasm going. G-spot rubbing, a bit of a clitoral vibration from another toy and I was coming all undone.....What will you do with him?
Pros
Premium material and feel, sanitary, easy to clean, huge and filling, versatile uses.
Cons
HUGE!, not discreet, heavy, likes lint.
Rating:
Published:February 16, 2012
Price:
$31.99
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Silicone crystal cote
Overall, if they could get rid of that horrible smell, I would have no problem recommending this toy. As it is, I am put off by the smell and can't see myself enjoying it much.
Pros
Waterproof, easy to clean, no batteries.
Cons
HORRIBLE smell. Size is a little on the small side.
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Published:July 18, 2013
As soon as I opened the package for this dildo, I knew something was wrong. It stunk so bad! After washing, the smell still lingered. After reading the fine print on the package, I read that the material is actually PVC, only a 2/10 on Eden's safety scale. It will harbor odors and bacteria, which is something you should know before buying! I don't share toys so porosity is not typically a problem, but I probably would not have ordered this if I had known it was PVC.
Pros
Nice shape, suction cup, pretty, good size for beginners.
Cons
Actually made of PVC, smells/tastes bad, sticky, suction cup separating from balls.
Rating:
Published:June 19, 2013
This toy feels great, looks great, but does not smell great. The suction cup holds on for the ride and I was blown away. I recommend if you are into silicone toys.
Pros
Fells amazing with its wonderful little swirl. I love love look with the purple in the center.
Cons
Simply that I wish it were able to be boiled.
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Published:June 18, 2013
Are you a beginner? Well, look no further for your very first dildo. Experience a great time with this pretty looker! It has a great size, feel, and man does it feel realistic, plus the suction gives you many options on how you wanna go crazy with it. Try it out, I guarantee it won't disappoint! Plus for the price, it's practically a steal!
Pros
Design
Price
Feel
Cons
Lint magnet
Smell
Rating:
Published:June 13, 2013
It appears as though the pros list is longer than the cons. This is true, but to me the porous material is enough of a con to keep me from ever using this again, or ever recommending it to anyone. If you are okay with using a condom with your toy constantly, then the cute design, modest size, and strong suction cup could make this a winner for you.
Pros
Attractive design
Beginner friendly size
Strong suction cup
Cons
Porous material
Rating:
Published:June 09, 2013
Price:
$0.00
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Fantasy dream
This toy is a little misleading. When reading the description it was not immediately obvious that it was meant for anal use. That being said, it could have great potential as a vaginal toy aside from the fact that it can sometimes be uncomfortable.
Pros
Powerful, versatile vibrator with external control
Cons
Too rigid; not much padding around vibrator making it too hard
Rating:
Published:July 11, 2013
Price:
$16.99
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Basix dong with suction cup
This dildo was kind of a disappointment. It has a lot of great things about it like the suction cup, it's latex free, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, and has a realistic design, but is way too squishy to have a good time.
Pros
Suction cup
Latex Free
Phthalate free
Realistic
Easy to clean
Cons
Not hard enough
Rating:
Published:July 03, 2013
Overall, not the right dildo for me. Perfect length, just too thin and the head looks weird. Plus the smell just put the item from "oh yeah" to "oh no".
Pros
Soft material
flexible
short
Cons
Head is too pronounced, doesn't flow to shaft
Shaft is only 1.25" thick
Rubbery smell
Rating:
Published:March 15, 2013
Overall, this is a pretty pleaser. If you can get past the smell... you can have the ride of your life!
Pros
Suction cup, perfect size, price, waterproof.
Cons
Smell, too bendable, porous.
Rating:
Published:February 07, 2013
It's a very unexciting dong, but it's cheap. For anal use, you might want to find something with a better shaped head, though that suction cup does its job rather well.
Pros
It's rather durable, and easy to manipulate. Being phthalates-free, it's body safe.
Cons
Flat tip makes insertion troubling
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Published:November 29, 2012
If only it didn't smell so bad it would be a good choice considering that it's inexpensive, thick, comes in Pink (I'm a fan of pink), and is equipped with a strong suction cup. So if you are looking for a low cost toy this may just be the one for you.
Pros
Strong Suction
Girth
Price
Cons
Material
Odor
Rating:
Published:November 07, 2012
Price:
$20.99
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Blush bulge UR3 cock
The Blush Bulge is an absolutely gorgeous dildo, perfect for those who favor girth over length. While UR3 isn’t the safest material, it feels incredible, and I was not disappointed in the least. Were it not for the porous material, this would be a 5-star cock.
Pros
gorgeous, fun to handle, nice size, texture, give of material
Cons
material safety, too girthy for some, too short for some, lint magnet
Rating:
Published:June 28, 2013
The unique color and very textured but plush material definitely adds a bit of flair and fun to your dildo collection! I was uncertain about this one due to the material, but loved the color and shape. I am glad I took the chance! The stimulation was very different than ones from my silicone dildos--and they were incredible, sensual and very effective....
Pros
--Realistic feel.
--Very stimulating!
--Fun, unique color.
Cons
--Realistic shape for some.
--Porous material.
--Base does not suction well.
Rating:
Published:June 09, 2013
Too big for me, but loved the material. I suggest using lots of lube. I enjoy the fruity smell but I know some won't.
Pros
Great material, great length, huge girth
Cons
Dries out quick, is a little too floppy to use in a tight situation ;)
Rating:
Published:January 11, 2013
Overall, I would purchase this dildo again because it gives a different experience than the usual harder ones.
It adds to the variety in the collection.
Pros
Veined,soft,good size.
Cons
A little too floppy.
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Published:October 06, 2012
This dildo has some curve appeal but a tendency to slip due to the texture. All in all, it was great and seems to mold to the user. If it had a vibrator I would give it a five.
Pros
Slight curve and great texture.
Cons
I wish it was a bit more rigid.
Rating:
Published:September 11, 2012
Price:
$20.99
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Jelly royales dong junior
I think there is better out there for the money, although this is nice and cheap for a starter dildo. Right size, nice detail, cool color option, but the material and lack of a useable suction cup make this a recommendation only if you cannot spend any more than this.
Pros
Head/shaft detail nice. Pink color is cool. Good size for a first dildo.
Cons
Sticky material. Not easily sanitized. Sack detail. Not firm. Suction cup is useless.
Rating:
Published:June 18, 2013
This has realistic details, but not a natural feel. It's not a dildo for first-timers, but pleasurable with enough preparation and practice. Weak suction makes it less versatile than it could be.
Pros
Realistic details.
Thick.
Cons
Weak suction.
Heavy.
Rating:
Published:November 28, 2012
This was my first hands-free toy. I really like the size and feel of this one. It can be used in multiple ways which is good for your bottom dollar. I like low maintenance with everything I buy. I wish all these came with all the information you needed. I feel they assume people already know how to use and care for their toys.
Pros
Great for a realistic and fun stimulation. Low maintenance. Hands free.
Cons
Packaging is uninformative.
Rating:
Published:October 02, 2012
The Jelly Royales Dong Junior is not a junior toy at all. It's quite large, actually. It's great for vaginal penetration, can be used anally with proper covering, and is easily used by either gender. It provides a lot of bang for your buck, and I highly recommend it to anyone wanting to try a thick, jelly dildo!
Pros
Size; Rigidity; Texture.
Cons
Suction cup doesn't stick properly; Strong scent.
Rating:
Published:May 22, 2012
I would not buy this toy again. It is extremely hard to keep clean because it can not be boiled. The suction cup is useless, as it will not suction to anything. The only good thing about the dildo was the size and the texture. I would save your money and buy a nicer hands free dildo.
Pros
Nice size, Realistic feeling
Cons
Poor quality, Bad material, Suction cup does not work
Rating:
Published:January 30, 2012
Price:
$50.99
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Anaconda
The Anaconda is a nice toy, but it isn't the best. Some of its issues are small ones, like the handle being too short for me to use effectively on myself, but some of them are larger, like this being and extremely firm toy. I don't dislike my Anaconda, but because of its girth and firmness, I can only use it after a warm up and with a helping hand which makes it far less versatile than many of my other toys.
Pros
Girthy
Handle perfect for use with a partner
Silcone
Cons
Very firm
Too girthy for some
Handle hard to use on self
Rating:
Published:June 17, 2013
The Anaconda (Annie) is fabulous for multiple reasons. She can be used vaginally, anally, with a partner, without a partner, as personal protection (club), or even as a meat tenderizer. The handle is what I really love about this special gal. It makes for more comfortable use with a partner, or by yourself.
Pros
Great size for girth-seeking players, THE HANDLE, Sterilizable, Doubles as a club
Cons
Size may be too much for some, Ridges may hold bodily excretions, Matte finish
Rating:
Published:May 15, 2013
If your tastes run to dildos that resemble small scaled down baseball bats then you should have the Anaconda. It is long, girthy and has some interesting textures. It is made of high quality silicone so you don't have to worry about nasty germs being spread around. It also will not get out of it's cage at night and try to give you a big old death hug. All in all, I recommend this over traipsing through the Amazon looking for a living version!
Pros
Big enough to satisfy a size queen
Vaginal and anal safe
Hygienic materials
Cons
Might be too large for some folks
Rating:
Published:October 28, 2012
While I do feel this is toy may be an acquired taste: if you are up to the girth, firmness and matte finish of the Anaconda, its quality build and functional handle make this a winner.
Pros
Generous girth, firm silicone, stimulating ridged head and functional handle.
Cons
Even with lube the matte finish can leave you feeling delicate after longer play sessions.
Rating:
Published:October 16, 2012
If only the shaft were softer and didn't feel so rough in my butt, this toy would've been a 5/5. Unfortunately, the roughness was too much for almost any pleasure and left my butt in pain AND the imperfections by the manufacturer on the toy just made me say no. I refuse to use this again because I can STILL feel the pain and doubt I'll forget it soon.
Pros
Silicone. Color. No smell, taste or sound. Handle. Great size.
Cons
Toy came imperfect. Very rough shaft. Painful.
Rating:
Published:June 28, 2012
Price:
$13.99
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Mr. Limpy extra small
This item is worth it. It's cheap and efficient. It's not always fabulous, but not disappointing for me. It does the job it's made for, and does it well.
Pros
Nice weight,
More or less realistic looking,
Realistic size
Cons
Too pink,
Does not feel realistic
Rating:
Published:June 15, 2013
Completely worth it if you're limited in resources, but I'd advise going with the Mr. Limpy small instead of the extra small if you don't want to battle a dick that won't stay in a flaccid position.
Pros
Small, easy to use, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Cons
Hard to get it to lay flat, heat/sweat issue against skin.
Rating:
Published:May 08, 2013
As with all packers, it feels awesome in boxers, but this particular one doesn't look very real which is a shame.
Pros
Feels great in boxers
Not too big
Cons
Oh so pink!
No care instructions
Rating:
Published:February 19, 2013
I would definitely recommend this as a starting packer, and also as I've said, you can't beat the price. I'd suggest starting with this one, before seeing if you want to move up in size, as I have.
Pros
- Realistic
- Great price point
- Durable
Cons
- Can get small tears if too roughly used
- Not always much of a bulge
Rating:
Published:February 13, 2013
This item is 100% worth it for all small users. It is just the right size and won't make you feel or appear fake for having an appendage that's too large. For the cost, this toy is very, very worth it. Give it a try. You may have found your perfect packer.
Pros
Realistic toy. Great for smaller folk. Sits nicely.
Cons
Oddly colored. Too small for bigger folk.
Rating:
Published:December 20, 2012
Price:
$29.99
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The original
The Original (aka Mr. Stiffee) is the body-safe and firm silicone alternative to Mr. Softee. He's a lot of fun, but he might not be for the faint of heart!
Pros
Clone of Mr. Softee, Silicone, GREAT texture, firm, good girth, nice length, PINK, shimmers
Cons
No base, blunt head might dissuade some, firmness + texture could be a problem for the sensitive
Rating:
Published:June 13, 2013
I would definitely recommend this toy to a friend. It is a very good price, 100% silicone, easy to clean, and feels awesome!
Pros
good price
100% silicone
easy to clean
Cons
head is bigger then shaft
no vibe
no suction
Rating:
Published:June 05, 2013
The Original by Doc Johnson is a great dildo for someone looking for something simple and girthy at a great price. It's firm, but with a lot of give and very life-like. It has realistic texture that is very pleasing. I would definitely recommend the original.
Pros
Good size, body safe, easy care and cleaning, price point
Cons
None
Rating:
Published:June 02, 2013
This item is definitely worth the low cost. It's about as realistic as it's going to get from a toy in this price range. It would be an excellent addition to your own collection!
Pros
Great texture, very realistic, easy to clean.
Cons
Difficult to hide, strong smell of rubber.
Rating:
Bee:
Published:May 27, 2013
This is by far my favorite toy. I call it my "old reliable/old faithful" because of its constant (essentially daily) use. I LOVE IT! I highly recommend it!
Pros
Easy to clean, Easy to use, Easy to store, Discrete, Perfect size and shape, Realistic
Cons
Absolutely none - this is great for beginners and veterans alike!
Rating:
Published:August 30, 2012
Price:
$11.99
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Softskins veined
If I hadn't gotten this toy with my edenpoints I would not have purchased this product. It seriously was a waste of points for us. In all honesty I would not recommend this toy to anyone.
Pros
good size
Cons
made from rubber
feels sharp and pointy
Rating:
Published:June 11, 2013
The Rubber Circus Peanut Candy oops, I mean the Softskins Vein toy wasn’t as realistic in look but rather in the feel of it. This Cal Exotics toy will do the job and is handy if you're on a budget. If you're not sensitive to strong smells go ahead and purchase it because the price is great.
Pros
Soft and Flexible
100% Waterproof
Cons
Bad Smell
Porous Material
Rating:
Published:July 24, 2012
This is an all around great buy. For what you get and the price, you cannot go wrong with this toy! and the overall size, shape and feel of this toy is great. I would recommend this to beginners and advanced users that desire a more life-like option that is firm, yet flexible and soft. This dildo holds up extremely well (has lasted me several years thus far).
Pros
Price, waterproof, design, texture, shape and size is just above average, great feel
Cons
porous, hard to keep clean, doesn't come with pouch or storage
Rating:
Published:May 15, 2012
This is a good one to pick up and try out if you are new to using a dildo and want to experience something new and different. For those that want some good solo playtime, then you should get this because you won't be disappointed!
Pros
Good for beginners,
good balance of texture and smoothness
Cons
None that I can think of
Rating:
Published:July 05, 2011
With money tight nowadays you need to spend your money wisely. In my personal opinion this product is well worth the money.
Pros
Well built, great for beginners, cleans up well, great for beginners and experienced users.
Cons
The only negative I have is the smell, it's a dead give away.
Rating:
Published:February 13, 2010
Price:
$17.99
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Mr. Limpy medium
Out of sheer curiousity I decided to get this item. It's super plush and squishy but looks and feels almost like the real thing. This would be a good quality packing dildo for anyone who wishes to add or increase the look of their package when clothed.
Pros
* realistic
* plush
* flexible
Cons
* needs to be talc'd
Rating:
Published:June 08, 2013
I feel comfortable wearing this every day and all day, even at home. I never get paranoia with it or anything. I highly recommend the Mr. Limpy products, but some people may want to go a little smaller. I love my Mr. Limpy.
Pros
Material is comfortable, fits well in jeans and underwear, all in all a great product
Cons
It is slightly heavy for the average harness, so you may need to buy a different style of harness
Rating:
Published:March 25, 2013
Do you seek a packer that has potential to affordably be converted into an STP or recoloring? Look no further! The Mr. Limpy Medium holds that potential, being made of cyberskin and large enough to house a medicine spoon, or other similar tubing. However, it can also be too big for a medicine spoon, your pants, your body, or other important places and difficult to clean.
Pros
Cheap, sizable bulge, proportional, veins
Cons
Cyberskin, delicate, too big, too pink
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Published:January 02, 2013
There aren't many choices out there to compare it to others. But if you're into gender bending or are FTM trans and would like to pack your crotch with something other than a sock, this is an excellent upgrade to that.
Pros
Realistic
Cons
Loses silkiness after first use.
Rating:
Published:October 07, 2012
The Mr. Limpy will have you "Wow"-ing every time you see it, touch it, wear it or find a way to play with it.
Pros
-Squishy
-Realistic-ish
-No scent
-Easy to clean
Cons
-Flat balls
-Too pink
-Almost too squishy
Rating:
Published:July 08, 2012
Price:
$77.99
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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo
Zombie is an amazing dildo for so many reasons. The attention to detail is incredible and the texture is amazing because of it. The silicone is nice and squishy while remaining firm enough to provide pressure where it really counts. While the size and texture won't work for everyone, it's a great treat to those who enjoy it.
Pros
- Size
- Texture
- Feel
- Great Material
- Unique
Cons
- Might Be Too Large For Some
- Too Textured For Some
- Might Gross People Out
Rating:
Published:June 08, 2013
This zombie is part of the fleshlight freaks line which I am coming to enjoy. He has great textures and has some girth to him. He may be too much for some but he doesn't disappoint me. Made from Silicone and easy to clean.
Pros
Looks Cool
Silicone
Fantasy Play
Cons
length may be too much for some
Rating:
Published:November 17, 2012
This dildo is a freaky looking one, and is very well detailed as it has veins and ball sack. The feel of it is different, but isn't slimy as it may look in pictures.
Pros
Nice feel to it.
Great for advanced toy users.
Has a flared base.
Cons
Price may be steep for some people.
Maybe too large for some people.
Rating:
Published:November 06, 2012
YAY! Shane got here finally!!! (Evil bastard, but one of Walking Dead's sexiest) I absolutely adore the look of this one! It’s so freaky fun, the texture is amazing and the look is awesome. The size is great as well, not too thick, but totally filling and long enough to easily hit bottom. I've really had a blast with this line of dildos; they are all such great quality and totally unique.
Pros
*Silicone
*Textured
*Super realistic
*Wicked looking!!!
Cons
*Texture and Size Could Be Too Much For Some
Rating:
Published:November 03, 2012
Unless that bullet happens to be a vibrating cock ring. Now that kind of bullet will go straight to the head, in a good way. Are you into The Walking Dead? Do you have a fascination with all things zombie? Well then this Freak might be for you.
Pros
~Silicone
~Textured
~Slightly Squishy
Cons
~Texture may be too much for some.
~May not appeal to everyone.
~Tacky to the touch.
Rating:
Published:October 26, 2012
Price:
$83.99
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O2 Mark
I find it hard to imagine a more perfect dildo. It's very filling, feels great to squeeze around, and I can change positions with it inside me.
Pros
Silicone
Soft but firm
Flexible
Detail and design
Cons
Lint magnet
Rating:
Published:June 08, 2013
Mark is a pretty fantastic toy, overall. It's made of dual-density silicone, has a flared base for anal or harness play, and is not too big or too small--perfect for beginners and experienced toy users, alike! However, I'd recommend waiting for a sale to purchase this toy.
Pros
Harness-compatible, anal-safe, dual-density silicone, about the size of average penis, slight curve.
Cons
Weird marks on it, lots of drag, attracts a lot of lint, price.
Rating:
Published:May 26, 2013
I would not recommend this toy for beginners due to its size, but otherwise it is a wonderful addition to any toy box. Mark is textured with veins, is realistic-looking with a penis head and is available in flesh tones. This dildo is harness compatible and easy to clean. Fun times are sure to ensue!
Pros
Realistic looking
Textured with veins
Harness compatible
Easy to clean
Cons
Really big
Not good for beginners
Rating:
Published:May 06, 2013
The Mark is larger than my usual dildo size, so that took me some time to warm up to. But I love the amount of control I have with it. I can count on this toy to deliver orgasms and have also enjoyed using it anally, and if you are looking for a toy of this size with a firm core then I highly suggest it.
Pros
Soft, safe silicone, easy to clean, filling, compact, poor storage case.
Cons
Lint magnet, draggy, firm core.
Rating:
Published:March 28, 2013
This is a great dildo. The price is a little high, but still lower then other realistic dildos. It is just a shame that we have found another dildo who's sizing is off on its product page. I would have loved for this to be the 1 3/8 inch diameter that it is stated to be. At least the wife likes it and will get some use out of it.
Pros
100% silicone, looks and feels real.
Cons
product page is off on the size.
Rating:
Published:March 10, 2013
Price:
$65.99
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Echo handle
This fun, handled, dildo belongs in everyone's toy chest. The size was narrow for this size queen, but with the addition of a butt plug, it blew me away. Great to use alone, with or on a partner. It works well both vaginally and anally. The handle on this thing is so simple, yet hard to find. It sets this dildo apart from others.
Pros
The texture, the handle, the glossy finish on the dildo
Cons
May be too narrow for Size Queens or Kings
Rating:
Published:June 06, 2013
Price:
$0.00
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Squirting Rocco Siffredi
Rocco Siffredi's "Incredibly Realistic Squirting Dildo" is his less-charming PVC equivalent. While it is a very handsome realistic dildo, it also oozes sketch, with its bacteria trap of a urethra (which acts as a vessel for whatever liquids you use). It's glossy, skin-like PVC, which boasts a faux "dual-density" claim. That said, if you're dead-set on a squirting dildo, and do not mind having a smelly dildo in your arsenal, this might be a great option for you. Otherwise, I'd definitely pass.
Pros
Realistic, Great Detail, Nice size
Cons
Smelly, Bad material, Easy to trap bacteria inside
Rating:
Published:June 03, 2013
I would reccomend this toy to any one of my friends or anyone in general. It is a very fun toy to have and enjoy pleasing yourself with. It is worth it to me, at least. This toy is great for singles and couples that like to experience new things and have a little fun with their sex lives. This is an amazing product.
Pros
This toy is like a real man is inside you cumming. It is definitely an amazing toy to have.
Cons
I think that the balls should be a little bit bigger to be able to hold more liquids inside of it.
Rating:
Published:May 24, 2013
Price:
$57.99
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The amazing squirting cock
I'm not sure if I'll even bother keeping this toy--although I do like the size and appearance of it, the strong smell and fiddly ejaculation mechanism make me quite reluctant to persist with it. I was really excited to try an ejaculating dildo, but this one was frankly a bit disappointing.
Pros
Size
Realistic appearance (albeit oddly shiny)
Cons
Unpleasant smell
Fiddly pump mechanism
Rating:
Published:May 30, 2013
This toy comes out of the drawer as much as my go to anal dildo. It's just so much fun to add to sex, or even a hand job or blow job. Sucking on a cock while my girl sucks on mine is just a wonderful thing!
Pros
look, texture, shape
Cons
smell, cumming system could be improved
Rating:
Published:March 14, 2013
Did not live up to my expectations; I used this toy a few times when I first got it and have avoided it since then. The material is scratchy and uncomfortable in my throat, the loading of the syringe is a pain in the ass, and the size is just too big to be enjoyable, even for just oral.
Pros
Realistic looking, girthy, and if you need something that spurts, he will do that.
Cons
Too rigid for deep-throating, hard to clean, hard to wrangle tubing, and VERY big.
Rating:
Published:February 09, 2013
This girthy, veiny cock with huge squishy balls is fun to play with and easy enough to clean. It's definitely worth a try if you've been wanting an ejaculating toy for awhile.
Pros
Actually looks real
Plunger and squirt tube work great
Feels awesome
Cons
Having to trim up the top part of the tube and tip of the plunger
Smells terrible for awhile
Rating:
Published:December 28, 2012
I was so excited on getting this toy I wanted to use it for camming. Well I got it and seen how big it was and that scared me a little bit. I waited to use it so I can save up and get some lube that looked like cum to use with it. All my hopes went down the drain the day I tried it out. It was not what I was expecting.
Pros
Realistic, Suction cup, Nice size
Cons
Material, Girthy, Lint magnet, Does not "cum" well
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Published:August 17, 2012
Price:
$73.99
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TitanMen Marco Blaze realistic cock
Marco Blaze's Realistic Cock is excitingly big, arousing just to look at, and will stay up wherever you want him to. I highly recommend this to anyone who's using toys a bit smaller and looking for a size upgrade.
Pros
Very realistic, big, great suction cup.
Cons
Corona/foreskin is a bit rough, smell disagrees with some, likely TOO big for some.
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Published:May 29, 2013
I think the realistic features were SO sexy! The tip felt just like a real circumcised penis. I loved having my partner shove this toy in my butt hole from behind.
Pros
The realistic head
Cons
Could be a little thicker
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Published:February 25, 2013
If you are seeking that fabulous realistic feel and can handle the size and smell, this is a must have for your collection. Although not suggested for beginners, more advanced users will love this toy. Even beginners will love it after working your way up to its size.
Pros
Texture, Feel, Material, Suction Cup.
Cons
Size and Smell.
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Published:January 15, 2013
This toy is well worth the price, because it is so well designed, by mother nature! I highly recommend it.
Pros
Dependable suction cup
Realistic feel
It's so darn handsome
Cons
Smells quite strong
Leaves a bad taste in your mouth
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Published:December 11, 2012
This item was amazing. I totally recommend it for anyone. It was a great buy and worth every penny. It was easy to use and felt great every time.
Pros
Tasted great, good length and easy to clean.
Cons
a bit flimsy requires a lot of lube
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Published:September 24, 2011
Price:
$72.99
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Johnny
Johnny is an amazing silicone toy from Vixen. It's curved and flexible, so it will bend to anatomy comfortably which helps manage the girth that it brings. He is made from a soft silicone that will frustrate those that need firm pressure on g-spots. Overall, Johnny has a lot to offer, but he won't please everyone.
Pros
Silicone
Flexible
Girthy
Realistic
Cons
May not be firm enough for some
May be too girthy
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Published:May 29, 2013
From the moment I first added him to my wish list, I knew that Johnny would be a great investment. If you're looking for a nice, big toy that won't let you down, Johnny is your man!
Pros
Size, realistic detailing, 100% silicone, overall quality
Cons
no suction cup
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Published:March 13, 2013
Realistic, highly detailed and available in metallic purple; the large but manageable Johnny has made a friend in me. Whether you want girth, realism or both; Johnny was made to impress.
Pros
Vixen Silicone, realistic detailing, girthy but comfortable, harness compatible.
Cons
Will be too large for some.
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Published:January 12, 2013
Although Johnny does have the disadvantage of not being soft, and thus not being too good for rough poundings, he makes up for it tenfold. Johnny's looks are gorgeous, his size magnificent, and his overall feel is just incredible. Even if you own Johnny VixSkin, the original is definitely worth a try. The sequel is not always best, but in this case, it's only because the original is just as good.
Pros
Gorgeous looks. Firm. Curve. Filling girth. Great size. Silicone. Feel.
Cons
May not be good for rough poundings.
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Published:December 06, 2012
This was my first silicone dildo that I purchased 6 years ago. It's still in fantastic condition, and I love it as much as the day I bought it. Johnny is a joy for those who love a long, thick cock with a bit of a curve!
Pros
Luscious size and girth, durable, realistic, great G-spot sensation.
Cons
May be too big for some people, difficult to clean "foreskin."
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Published:December 19, 2011
Price:
$88.99
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O2 Adam
The O2 Adam by Tantus is a wonderful dual density silicone dildo that provides a softer finish while maintaining a firm core.
Pros
Dual density silicone, Size
Cons
May be uncomfortable for a first time user
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Published:May 22, 2013
I just wish this was the size stated, then my wife would be getting a lot of use out of it. That is the only thing wrong with this dildo. Its a shame too, it is such a high quality toy that could be in our regular toy rotation.
Pros
100% silicone, High quality toy
Cons
size bigger then stated
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Published:March 08, 2013
The O2 Adam is an all-around amazing toy that everyone should definitely try at least once. It is made of premium silicone, which is a super safe to use and super easy to clean material. Both the look and feel of the toy are very realistic, from the veiny shaft to the dual density shaft. All this combined with Adam's orgasmic P-spot targetting curve, and the fact that I couldn't find a single con about him, makes the O2 Adam a definite 5 star toy.
Pros
Feel. Curve. Easy Cleaning. Looks. Silicone. Squishy. Dual Density.
Cons
Nothing really.
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Published:February 19, 2013
I think I have found the perfect dildo for anal use in the 02 Adam. So I can stop searching for the perfect fit and just enjoy the ride.
Pros
Curved shape gives extra prostate stimulation; finish really seemed to "hold" the lube
Cons
None
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Published:January 19, 2013
This is a standard dildo, and good for beginners. It's easy to use with a standard harness so it's good for couples, but can also be used hand held. The material is high quality, and it can be taken in the shower.
Pros
Safe material (silicone)
Harness compatible
Light weight
Cons
Vein-y
Indiscreet packaging
Bad taste
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Published:November 04, 2012