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Goddess handle
Take a great dildo and add a handle that makes solo play easier and less strain and you have the Goddess Handle! Make it out of medical grade materials and you have a super toy that will last and give great value for the money.
Pros
Hygienic materials,
Great size,
gorgeous color
Cons
None
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Published:September 13, 2013
Price:
$29.99
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Jelly royales dong
What's your dildo requirement? Stick on a surface and slide on? This will work. Be worked in a more intimate situation? This is probably too much for both of you to handle.
Pros
Huge, flexible, soft
It will move with you
Cons
Imperfections in the cast catches lube...etc
Huge
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Published:September 09, 2013
Price:
$15.99
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Mr. Limpy small
This is a great packer for anyone who needs a little bulge in their pants. It's made of a nice, easy-to-clean material, and holds up fairly well with everyday wear.
Pros
Realistic material, good for packing
Cons
Rips easily, picks up lint quickly
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Published:August 20, 2013
Price:
$88.99
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O2 Max
I was actually almost intimidated by the size of the O2 Max, almost. It is girthy, lengthy, and all around gorgeous. Harness capable as well as offering myriad opportunities for solo play this toy is sure to please.
Pros
Great size,
Hygienic materials,
Gorgeous
Cons
None
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Published:August 05, 2013
Price:
$31.99
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Silicone crystal cote
Overall, if they could get rid of that horrible smell, I would have no problem recommending this toy. As it is, I am put off by the smell and can't see myself enjoying it much.
Pros
Waterproof, easy to clean, no batteries.
Cons
HORRIBLE smell. Size is a little on the small side.
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Published:July 18, 2013
Price:
$0.00
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Fantasy dream
This toy is a little misleading. When reading the description it was not immediately obvious that it was meant for anal use. That being said, it could have great potential as a vaginal toy aside from the fact that it can sometimes be uncomfortable.
Pros
Powerful, versatile vibrator with external control
Cons
Too rigid; not much padding around vibrator making it too hard
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Published:July 11, 2013
Price:
$16.99
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Basix dong with suction cup
This dildo was kind of a disappointment. It has a lot of great things about it like the suction cup, it's latex free, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, and has a realistic design, but is way too squishy to have a good time.
Pros
Suction cup
Latex Free
Phthalate free
Realistic
Easy to clean
Cons
Not hard enough
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Published:July 03, 2013
Price:
$20.99
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Blush bulge UR3 cock
The Blush Bulge is an absolutely gorgeous dildo, perfect for those who favor girth over length. While UR3 isn’t the safest material, it feels incredible, and I was not disappointed in the least. Were it not for the porous material, this would be a 5-star cock.
Pros
gorgeous, fun to handle, nice size, texture, give of material
Cons
material safety, too girthy for some, too short for some, lint magnet
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Published:June 28, 2013
Price:
$20.99
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Jelly royales dong junior
I think there is better out there for the money, although this is nice and cheap for a starter dildo. Right size, nice detail, cool color option, but the material and lack of a useable suction cup make this a recommendation only if you cannot spend any more than this.
Pros
Head/shaft detail nice. Pink color is cool. Good size for a first dildo.
Cons
Sticky material. Not easily sanitized. Sack detail. Not firm. Suction cup is useless.
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Published:June 18, 2013
Price:
$50.99
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Anaconda
The Anaconda is a nice toy, but it isn't the best. Some of its issues are small ones, like the handle being too short for me to use effectively on myself, but some of them are larger, like this being and extremely firm toy. I don't dislike my Anaconda, but because of its girth and firmness, I can only use it after a warm up and with a helping hand which makes it far less versatile than many of my other toys.
Pros
Girthy
Handle perfect for use with a partner
Silcone
Cons
Very firm
Too girthy for some
Handle hard to use on self
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Published:June 17, 2013
Price:
$13.99
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Mr. Limpy extra small
This item is worth it. It's cheap and efficient. It's not always fabulous, but not disappointing for me. It does the job it's made for, and does it well.
Pros
Nice weight,
More or less realistic looking,
Realistic size
Cons
Too pink,
Does not feel realistic
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Published:June 15, 2013
Price:
$29.99
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The original
The Original (aka Mr. Stiffee) is the body-safe and firm silicone alternative to Mr. Softee. He's a lot of fun, but he might not be for the faint of heart!
Pros
Clone of Mr. Softee, Silicone, GREAT texture, firm, good girth, nice length, PINK, shimmers
Cons
No base, blunt head might dissuade some, firmness + texture could be a problem for the sensitive
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Published:June 13, 2013
Price:
$11.99
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Softskins veined
If I hadn't gotten this toy with my edenpoints I would not have purchased this product. It seriously was a waste of points for us. In all honesty I would not recommend this toy to anyone.
Pros
good size
Cons
made from rubber
feels sharp and pointy
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Published:June 11, 2013
Price:
$17.99
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Mr. Limpy medium
Out of sheer curiousity I decided to get this item. It's super plush and squishy but looks and feels almost like the real thing. This would be a good quality packing dildo for anyone who wishes to add or increase the look of their package when clothed.
Pros
* realistic
* plush
* flexible
Cons
* needs to be talc'd
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Published:June 08, 2013
Price:
$77.99
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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo
Zombie is an amazing dildo for so many reasons. The attention to detail is incredible and the texture is amazing because of it. The silicone is nice and squishy while remaining firm enough to provide pressure where it really counts. While the size and texture won't work for everyone, it's a great treat to those who enjoy it.
Pros
- Size
- Texture
- Feel
- Great Material
- Unique
Cons
- Might Be Too Large For Some
- Too Textured For Some
- Might Gross People Out
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Published:June 08, 2013
Price:
$83.99
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O2 Mark
I find it hard to imagine a more perfect dildo. It's very filling, feels great to squeeze around, and I can change positions with it inside me.
Pros
Silicone
Soft but firm
Flexible
Detail and design
Cons
Lint magnet
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Published:June 08, 2013
Price:
$65.99
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Echo handle
This fun, handled, dildo belongs in everyone's toy chest. The size was narrow for this size queen, but with the addition of a butt plug, it blew me away. Great to use alone, with or on a partner. It works well both vaginally and anally. The handle on this thing is so simple, yet hard to find. It sets this dildo apart from others.
Pros
The texture, the handle, the glossy finish on the dildo
Cons
May be too narrow for Size Queens or Kings
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Published:June 06, 2013
Price:
$0.00
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Squirting Rocco Siffredi
Rocco Siffredi's "Incredibly Realistic Squirting Dildo" is his less-charming PVC equivalent. While it is a very handsome realistic dildo, it also oozes sketch, with its bacteria trap of a urethra (which acts as a vessel for whatever liquids you use). It's glossy, skin-like PVC, which boasts a faux "dual-density" claim. That said, if you're dead-set on a squirting dildo, and do not mind having a smelly dildo in your arsenal, this might be a great option for you. Otherwise, I'd definitely pass.
Pros
Realistic, Great Detail, Nice size
Cons
Smelly, Bad material, Easy to trap bacteria inside
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Published:June 03, 2013
Price:
$57.99
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The amazing squirting cock
I'm not sure if I'll even bother keeping this toy--although I do like the size and appearance of it, the strong smell and fiddly ejaculation mechanism make me quite reluctant to persist with it. I was really excited to try an ejaculating dildo, but this one was frankly a bit disappointing.
Pros
Size
Realistic appearance (albeit oddly shiny)
Cons
Unpleasant smell
Fiddly pump mechanism
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Published:May 30, 2013
Price:
$73.99
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TitanMen Marco Blaze realistic cock
Marco Blaze's Realistic Cock is excitingly big, arousing just to look at, and will stay up wherever you want him to. I highly recommend this to anyone who's using toys a bit smaller and looking for a size upgrade.
Pros
Very realistic, big, great suction cup.
Cons
Corona/foreskin is a bit rough, smell disagrees with some, likely TOO big for some.
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Published:May 29, 2013
