Bandit
This is a really good toy if you're seeking out that realistic, full, bareback feeling and want something without a lot of maintenance. It delivers exactly what it promises.
Pros
Realistic, easy to clean, modest base, good size
Cons
No suction, very "grippy" material that makes a lot of stuff cling to it
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Bee:
Published:March 30, 2018
Partner and I love this toy and don't plan on looking for another. Wonderful material, great size and texture and multi-use!
Pros
Harness compatible
Great material
Good size and texture
Cons
Non-discreet packaging
May not be large enough for some users
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Published:July 07, 2015
Bandit is a true multipurpose dildo that feels realistically fantastic! Bandit conquers anal, harness play, solo or couples use and does it safely. It really is an investment in pleasure that is well worth the expense!
Pros
VixSkin silicone, Realistic g-spot stimulation, Filling.
Cons
None, other than it mat be too large for some.
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Published:November 05, 2010
Price:
$58.99
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Kong the realistic
This toy is a good option, but make sure you take into account the material it is made of and use it safely.
Pros
Size
Realistic
Cons
Smell
Material
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Published:March 23, 2018
Handsome realistic dildo
I honestly love this guy so much! He is a great deal and solid dildo. The suction cup has worked very well on many flat surfaces. He is super easy to clean and is very long lasting. The only thing about him that may be a turn off to some is that he does not have that realistic skin feel. He will always be my go-to dildo; he was well worth the price. He gets the job done and always pleases me.
Pros
Long life cycle
Easy to clean
Big head
Cons
Doesn't feel like real skin
Heavy
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Published:March 15, 2018
There's just too much wrong with this one for me to give it any more than 3 stars. It could have been great; it could have been a contender. Alas, something seems to have gone terribly awry.
Pros
Good color and design
Cons
Too firm, too stiff, weird odor and taste, will not pass a squeeze test.
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Published:August 02, 2017
Overall it's a great toy for its intended purpose. It is versatile, easy to use, easy to clean, and a great toy to start with if you want to explore penetration. It can be used solo, with a partner, suctioned to a wall, etc. There are multiple ways to use the Handsome Realistic Dildo, and it's great for exploring with.
Pros
+ Easy to use
+ Easy to clean
+ Does what it's designed to do
Cons
- Too rigid
- Too small
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Published:July 08, 2017
Given the price point, this is all in all a good dildo to add to your collection if you are looking for a realistic look and works well for beginners as the toy is not overly large. The smell is probably the main drawback but if that doesn't bother you this is a great buy.
Pros
Realistic look and feel
Good suction cup hold
Vaginal and anal use
Cons
Strong plastic smell
May be too rigid
Top of the head can poke and cause discomfort
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Published:February 08, 2017
Are you wanting to add creativity to your bag of tricks? Looking for something a little more versatile? Try a realistic dildo that you can place anywhere your heart desires. Take your pleasure and own it. Straddle it, slide up to it, back into it, grab it and thrust it! How do you need and want it? Vaginally or anally, it's your call with this one.
Pros
Easy care
Great Suction
Realistic
Perfect Size
Cons
A little too firm
Not Bullet compatible
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Published:June 27, 2016
Clear realistic dildo
I was really looking forward to trying this dildo both on its own & with a clit vibe. Both ways really packed a punch and it didn’t let me down!
Pros
Textured
Flared base
Easy to care
Cons
None
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Published:February 15, 2018
This dildo is an extremely solid choice for almost anyone and is sure to please across the board. It would be most suitable for someone looking for a dildo with pronounced features and a simple look.
Pros
Look
Size and shape
Easy to clean and take care of
Cons
No flared base or other handhold for thrusting.
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Published:July 22, 2016
If you're looking to experiment with more realistic toys without breaking the bank, this is a great choice if you like a lot of texture. The overly pronounced head won't be for everyone, but most users will be able to get a good ride out of this one.
Pros
Not a lint trap, lots of texture, material will last a long time, good for trying realistic shapes
Cons
Lots of texture, crevices can be difficult to clean
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Published:May 30, 2016
Price:
$31.99
$49.99
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Dual density silicone dildo 7"
Realistic dildos
Realistically sculpted for maximum pleasure and an enhanced experience, this dual-density dildo is the perfect choice for a beginner to anal or vaginal use. It is soft, squishy, and includes a suction cup for hands-free fun in the bedroom or shower. Just slap this toy on a flat surface and ride on it.
Pros
Beginner friendly
Body safe material
Strong suction cup
Cons
Not for size queens/kings
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Published:January 22, 2018
If you are looking for a toy, you can take almost anywhere this dildo may be your perfect match. Its soft body and diverse nature allow to pleasure yourself in many ways. This toy allows you to have fun solo or bring your partner in to enjoy the fun. It complements other products as well, such as harnesses and even restraints. You have the freedom to choose what you want to do without the hassle of batteries.
Pros
Soft, realistic, diverse, no batteries
Cons
No instructions
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Published:January 22, 2018
Price:
$59.91
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Mini realistic
This is a perfect toy for toy virgins, whether anal or otherwise. The short length is far less intimidating than most toys. And the thickness of the toy isn't much more than an average cock. The balls at the base of the toy make it ideal for anal play and prevent losing the toy within yourself. Advanced users will probably want to move on to other items more suited to their personal tastes. Those new to toys could work well with this one.
Pros
*Realistic feel while inside you
*Easy to manipulate
Cons
*Length may be a put off for some
*Can slip out of a tight hole
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Published:January 18, 2018
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Price:
$41.99
$79.99
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Caesar large dildo 9.5"
Huge dildos
He included a video to help your decision in getting this larger than average dildo. The video didn't come out well and we might delete it in the future.
This is probably the next best thing to actually living out a BBC fantasy. This is the most realistic dildo I have ever laid eyes on!
Pros
Silicone, Suction Cup, Satisfies BBC Fantasies, Plushy
Cons
Texture is very grainy
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Published:January 05, 2018
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Price:
$24.99
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Double ender
Double dildos
The double-ender is for partners who enjoy simultaneous penetration and pleasure. It offers different head sizes that give it flexibility for penetrating vaginal or anal orifices. It's suitable for different levels of experience or to work up to a bigger size. The pink TPR is flexible, smooth and squeezable giving it a realistic feel.
Pros
Pretty, flexible, realistic feeling, inexpensive, diff size heads.
Cons
Curve might hinder some positions (or help?)
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Published:January 02, 2018
Price:
$24.99
$59.99
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Lover boy g-spot dildo 9"
Realistic dildos
Loverboy is an average to + sized realistic dildo made of pure silicone, designed to maximize G-spot stimulation. It has a strong suction cup to mount on smooth surfaces and is a great toy for any experience level users who like real looking dildos. It's harness compatible for strap-on play and sized just right for most vaginas and dildos. Made of quality silicone means it's easy to care for and waterproof.
Pros
Flexible and firm, realistic looking, good mid range size, harness compatible, suction cup base
Cons
Size queens might want more girth. Shape may/may not be ideal for anal play in certain positions.
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Published:December 15, 2017
Uptown boyfriend 7"
Realistic dildos
Overall, this was an excellent toy that has both the girth and length to hit all your hot spots. I've only tried it vaginally so far, but this is by far one of my favorite toys. Once you get it in position, the curve is perfect for avoiding your cervix and hitting your g-spot. The only potential drawback is that the length may be intimidating for beginners, so, if you're not used to toys of this length, make sure you're warmed up first and go slow.
Pros
Definitely makes you feel full
Great suction
Cons
A bit too long for beginners
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Published:December 04, 2017
This toy, the Uptown Boyfriend, is a delight. It gives plenty of pleasure and does not take up a lot of room in storage. It has become a mainstay in my toy collection.
Pros
For a toy that is not big, it certainly acts big and I love the bendable feature.
Cons
Nothing takes away from it.
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Published:October 19, 2017
The Uptown Boyfriend is a great addition to my toy collection. It is definitely one of my go to dildos whether with my girlfriend or on a quiet night alone.
Pros
Size, silicone, hypoallergenic
Cons
Hard to hide
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Published:March 31, 2017
This one isn't really for beginners to anal. It might be a bit much for women who are virgins, so make sure you can handle the size first. Once you get used to it, however, it can be a damn good toy for your collection.
Pros
*Nice thickness
*Lightly Textured
Cons
*Could be longer
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Published:September 20, 2016
Price:
$71.99
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Captain
I've owned Captain for about two years now (this was one of the reviews that got lost in the shuffle) and while it isn't my go to dildo, I still use it on occasion. Overall I like this dildo, realistic in shape and feel and easy to clean and store. I would recommend it to anyone who is looking for a realistic feel and look out of their dildo.
Pros
Affordable
Made from body safe 100% silicone
Realistic in shape and feel
Cons
Couldn't feel veins
Might be too large for some
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Published:August 04, 2017
Overall I took the time to write this huge review to say that this is a must buy for anyone that is a toy user. And it's worth every cent you will spend on it. I have not tried the firm core but would like to one day.
Pros
Large, constructed well, high-quality material.
Cons
Might be a little big for beginners.
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Published:December 15, 2016
The realistic cock
Lovely realistic product with lots of amazing features to offer you or your partner's body. Definitely crafted to please anyone.
Pros
Soft. Boner-like. Balls for imagination purposes.
Cons
Might be too lengthy for some users
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Published:August 01, 2017
With over ten dildos in my collection, three boasting realism, the Realistic Cock remains my favorite toy over three years already.
Pros
Smooth, realistic, suction cup is perfect for solo play
Cons
Larger size may be intimidating, flexibility can make insertion more difficult
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Published:May 26, 2017
This is my favorite dildo ever. All the other ones are in retirement. Pair it with a clitoral vibe and heaven awaits.
Pros
Realistic, soft, average size
Cons
Smell, maintainance
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Published:January 25, 2016
This dildo is so much fun and feels almost to good to be legal. The realistic look and feel makes things extra kinky and is half the charm of the dildo. I got to give kudos to who ever invented the suction cup dildo because they are a genius. I recommend this product to anyone wanting a suction cup realistic cock.
Pros
Soft outside
Firm inside
Looks real
Suction cup
Cons
High maintenance
Average size
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Published:October 01, 2014
My wife is very picky, and it pleased her! I give this two thumbs up because it made her happy and it didn't make her sore afterwards!
Pros
material softness size shape price
Cons
material safety cleaning
Price:
$39.99
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Virtuoso 8"
This toy is worth buying because it is durable, life size and sticks to smooth surfaces. This toy is on the larger side of the average.
Pros
Life size
Cons
Nothing
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Published:May 19, 2017
A soft, buttery, hypoallergenic, premium silicone toy for the beginner or advanced user. This is a wonderful toy to add to your collection if you're looking for something that is a great length and easy insertion for anal or vaginal play. It works well in a harness and is great for pegging!
Pros
Hygienic material
Soft, buttery smooth surface
Great for beginners
Cons
Not the greatest suction cup
Lint, dust, and hair magnet
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Published:April 11, 2017
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Price:
$24.99
$39.99
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Hoodlum realistic 9.5"
Huge dildos
This toy works well if you know you are capable of taking the thickness. So, if you want to experience a pleasantly deep penetration, then this one is perfect for you. It's also not that intimidating to look at since it isn't very thick. Beginners should research carefully to make sure they can handle it, while advanced anal enthusiasts should get one immediately.
Pros
*Nice length and design
Cons
*A bit too flexible in the middle, a stiffer spine would help some.
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Published:May 02, 2017
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Eden lover G 7.5"
Realistic dildos
If you are looking for something different with a max g-spot stimulation, this is your toy.
I haven't seen many other dildos with this kind of curve along with the realistic look. Overall a good buy for the price and works for beginners as well as advanced users.
Pros
G or P-Spot Stimulation
Looks real other than color
Flexible
No odor or taste
Cons
Rubbery feel
No temperature retention
Suction cup could be stronger
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Published:April 26, 2017
This dildo proved to be exactly what I was looking for; it's got the suction cup and it fits well in a harness, it's soft enough to be comfortable but not too floppy for anal stuff, and it's also not a weird trying-too-hard-to-be-skin-color-but-not-succeeding color. The only way it could be better is maybe if it vibrated, but I knew it didn't do that when I bought it. New favorite toy, would definitely recommend.
Pros
Flexible
Great texture
Good size
Cute color
harness compatible
suction cup
Cons
May be too big for some people
Honestly, I have no complaints
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Published:April 05, 2016
Overall, this product isn't for everyone.
For those who love solid toys and that really rough almost painful penetration during sex; nope, not for you.
For those that are beginners or are too sensitive for solid toys or just like a gentler sexual experience; FOR YOU!
Pros
Silky feeling
Realistic
Decent suction cup
Cons
Unpleasant smell and taste
Hard to penetrate with
Needs special care
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Published:January 11, 2016
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Price:
$21.99
$39.99
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Playboy 8"
Realistic dildos
Playboy is a great option for beginners looking for a non-intimidating toy to begin their journey into sexual exploration. With a soft, matte finish, subtle curve, and a suction cup base, this toy is versatile and simple for the average user to manipulate. Made of silicone, it's hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate-free. This is a great dildo for g-spot and p-spot stimulation, and is a wonderful addition to anyone's toy box!
Pros
Superior material
Soft, buttery matte surface
Great size for beginners
Cons
Suction cup isn't great
Doesn't move with the body
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Published:March 20, 2017
Price:
$15.99
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Au naturel Carlito
The summary is this; I would not recommend it to anyone; not beginners, not anyone, because though it isn't the worst product ever, it just doesn't do the job properly. It also has false advertising with the poseable feature, failing to mention how it moves on its own accord all the time, which is incredibly inconvenient. If that wasn't enough, it's so soft that it probably wouldn't be much stimulation to anyone.
Pros
Realistic visually (though not very), soft.
Cons
Too soft, too short, noisy, poseable core doesn't hold pose and constantly moves out of place.
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Published:March 13, 2017
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SimplX 6"
Realistic dildos
If you're looking for a great, inexpensive option to add to your toy collection, or if you're a beginner looking to step into the world of sexual exploration, this non-toxic, phthalate-free dildo is a great choice. It features a realistic shape, textured, realistic testicles, and a flat base for placing on a flat surface. The size is perfect for beginners, and it's a beautiful, neon pink color that looks even more beautiful in person!
Pros
Great size
Harness compatible
Cons
Cannot sterilize
Could use a suction cup
Slight smell/taste
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Published:March 02, 2017
Overall, I use this one as a teaser. One hand grasping the balls, pistoning it in and out and just trying to hang on for the ride. Those a bit more sensitive might get a great orgasm simply from using this, but I think in general it works as a precursor to the fun and games, not the main event.
Pros
*Great design and shape
*Balls make a good handhold
Cons
*No suction cup
*A bit too firm
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Published:February 27, 2017
I like this toy a lot, not much to improve on. Needs a lot of lube to be prepared, but next stop...pleasuretown!
Pros
Realistic, gentle but firm, good size
Cons
Needs containment options, maybe more colours too
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Published:January 20, 2017
Price:
$47.48
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Soft sensations
If you are looking for a toy, specifically for a suction cup, I would avoid this one. However, if the suction cup does not matter, this one works rather well by holding it in your hand. You can get up a good thrusting motion by squatting with it, though it would work much better if you had a partner to manipulate it.
Pros
*Realistic
*Great design and shape
Cons
*Suction cup is next to useless as anything but a handhold
Rating:
Published:January 18, 2017
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Price:
$14.99
$24.99
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SimplX G-spot 6"
Realistic dildos
This toy is a great choice for beginners who want to experiment with realistic toys, or just looking to add a good basic dildo to your collection. It's firm enough to provide stimulation, but not so firm that you're going to accidentally hurt yourself. Some people might not like the overly pronounced head, but that's for you to decide.
Pros
Good for a lot of people, relatively safe material
Cons
Not silicone, some might not like the pronounced head, scent when it's fresh
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Published:January 02, 2017