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Bandit

timeofyourlife
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Contributor: timeofyourlife
This is a really good toy if you're seeking out that realistic, full, bareback feeling and want something without a lot of maintenance. It delivers exactly what it promises.
Pros Realistic, easy to clean, modest base, good size
Cons No suction, very "grippy" material that makes a lot of stuff cling to it
Jenocide
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Contributor: Jenocide
Partner and I love this toy and don't plan on looking for another. Wonderful material, great size and texture and multi-use!
Pros Harness compatible Great material Good size and texture
Cons Non-discreet packaging May not be large enough for some users
Rating:
5
Published:July 07, 2015
Minxy
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Contributor: Minxy
Bandit is a true multipurpose dildo that feels realistically fantastic! Bandit conquers anal, harness play, solo or couples use and does it safely. It really is an investment in pleasure that is well worth the expense!
Pros VixSkin silicone, Realistic g-spot stimulation, Filling.
Cons None, other than it mat be too large for some.
Rating:
5
Published:November 05, 2010
Kong the realistic reviews
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Kong the realistic

goodvibrations
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Contributor: goodvibrations
This toy is a good option, but make sure you take into account the material it is made of and use it safely.
Pros Size Realistic
Cons Smell Material
Rating:
3
Published:March 23, 2018
Handsome realistic dildo reviews
Price: $25.99 $39.99
 
 
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Handsome realistic dildo

TheeGirlNextDoor
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Contributor: TheeGirlNextDoor
I honestly love this guy so much! He is a great deal and solid dildo. The suction cup has worked very well on many flat surfaces. He is super easy to clean and is very long lasting. The only thing about him that may be a turn off to some is that he does not have that realistic skin feel. He will always be my go-to dildo; he was well worth the price. He gets the job done and always pleases me.
Pros Long life cycle Easy to clean Big head
Cons Doesn't feel like real skin Heavy
Rating:
4
Published:March 15, 2018
LeeKR
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Contributor: LeeKR
There's just too much wrong with this one for me to give it any more than 3 stars. It could have been great; it could have been a contender. Alas, something seems to have gone terribly awry.
Pros Good color and design
Cons Too firm, too stiff, weird odor and taste, will not pass a squeeze test.
Rating:
3
Published:August 02, 2017
Lilith Bealove
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Contributor: Lilith Bealove
Overall it's a great toy for its intended purpose. It is versatile, easy to use, easy to clean, and a great toy to start with if you want to explore penetration. It can be used solo, with a partner, suctioned to a wall, etc. There are multiple ways to use the Handsome Realistic Dildo, and it's great for exploring with.
Pros + Easy to use + Easy to clean + Does what it's designed to do
Cons - Too rigid - Too small
Rating:
4
Published:July 08, 2017
Lucky8
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Contributor: Lucky8
Given the price point, this is all in all a good dildo to add to your collection if you are looking for a realistic look and works well for beginners as the toy is not overly large. The smell is probably the main drawback but if that doesn't bother you this is a great buy.
Pros Realistic look and feel Good suction cup hold Vaginal and anal use
Cons Strong plastic smell May be too rigid Top of the head can poke and cause discomfort
Rating:
4
Published:February 08, 2017
Vnessa
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Contributor: Vnessa
Are you wanting to add creativity to your bag of tricks? Looking for something a little more versatile? Try a realistic dildo that you can place anywhere your heart desires. Take your pleasure and own it. Straddle it, slide up to it, back into it, grab it and thrust it! How do you need and want it? Vaginally or anally, it's your call with this one.
Pros Easy care Great Suction Realistic Perfect Size
Cons A little too firm Not Bullet compatible
Rating:
4
Published:June 27, 2016
Clear realistic dildo reviews
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Clear realistic dildo

Orgasms & Pearls
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Contributor: Orgasms & Pearls
I was really looking forward to trying this dildo both on its own & with a clit vibe. Both ways really packed a punch and it didn’t let me down!
Pros Textured Flared base Easy to care
Cons None
Rating:
5
Published:February 15, 2018
Annabel Lee
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Contributor: Annabel Lee
This dildo is an extremely solid choice for almost anyone and is sure to please across the board. It would be most suitable for someone looking for a dildo with pronounced features and a simple look.
Pros Look Size and shape Easy to clean and take care of
Cons No flared base or other handhold for thrusting.
Rating:
5
Published:July 22, 2016
Jul!a
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Contributor: Jul!a
If you're looking to experiment with more realistic toys without breaking the bank, this is a great choice if you like a lot of texture. The overly pronounced head won't be for everyone, but most users will be able to get a good ride out of this one.
Pros Not a lint trap, lots of texture, material will last a long time, good for trying realistic shapes
Cons Lots of texture, crevices can be difficult to clean
Rating:
5
Published:May 30, 2016
Dual density silicone dildo 7" reviews
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Dual density silicone dildo 7"

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sXeVegan90
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Contributor: sXeVegan90
Realistically sculpted for maximum pleasure and an enhanced experience, this dual-density dildo is the perfect choice for a beginner to anal or vaginal use. It is soft, squishy, and includes a suction cup for hands-free fun in the bedroom or shower. Just slap this toy on a flat surface and ride on it.
Pros Beginner friendly Body safe material Strong suction cup
Cons Not for size queens/kings
Rating:
4
Published:January 22, 2018
Mistress Lizzie
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Contributor: Mistress Lizzie
If you are looking for a toy, you can take almost anywhere this dildo may be your perfect match. Its soft body and diverse nature allow to pleasure yourself in many ways. This toy allows you to have fun solo or bring your partner in to enjoy the fun. It complements other products as well, such as harnesses and even restraints. You have the freedom to choose what you want to do without the hassle of batteries.
Pros Soft, realistic, diverse, no batteries
Cons No instructions
Rating:
4
Published:January 22, 2018
Mini realistic reviews
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Mini realistic

Starlight Requiem
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Contributor: Starlight Requiem
This is a perfect toy for toy virgins, whether anal or otherwise. The short length is far less intimidating than most toys. And the thickness of the toy isn't much more than an average cock. The balls at the base of the toy make it ideal for anal play and prevent losing the toy within yourself. Advanced users will probably want to move on to other items more suited to their personal tastes. Those new to toys could work well with this one.
Pros *Realistic feel while inside you *Easy to manipulate
Cons *Length may be a put off for some *Can slip out of a tight hole
Rating:
5
Published:January 18, 2018
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Caesar large dildo 9.5" reviews
Price: $41.99 $79.99
 
 
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Caesar large dildo 9.5"

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 OH&W, Lovebears
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Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
He included a video to help your decision in getting this larger than average dildo. The video didn't come out well and we might delete it in the future. This is probably the next best thing to actually living out a BBC fantasy. This is the most realistic dildo I have ever laid eyes on!
Pros Silicone, Suction Cup, Satisfies BBC Fantasies, Plushy
Cons Texture is very grainy
Rating:
5
Published:January 05, 2018
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Double ender reviews
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Double ender

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Trysexual
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Contributor: Trysexual
The double-ender is for partners who enjoy simultaneous penetration and pleasure. It offers different head sizes that give it flexibility for penetrating vaginal or anal orifices. It's suitable for different levels of experience or to work up to a bigger size. The pink TPR is flexible, smooth and squeezable giving it a realistic feel.
Pros Pretty, flexible, realistic feeling, inexpensive, diff size heads.
Cons Curve might hinder some positions (or help?)
Rating:
4
Published:January 02, 2018
Lover boy g-spot dildo 9" reviews
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Lover boy g-spot dildo 9"

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Trysexual
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Contributor: Trysexual
Loverboy is an average to + sized realistic dildo made of pure silicone, designed to maximize G-spot stimulation. It has a strong suction cup to mount on smooth surfaces and is a great toy for any experience level users who like real looking dildos. It's harness compatible for strap-on play and sized just right for most vaginas and dildos. Made of quality silicone means it's easy to care for and waterproof.
Pros Flexible and firm, realistic looking, good mid range size, harness compatible, suction cup base
Cons Size queens might want more girth. Shape may/may not be ideal for anal play in certain positions.
Rating:
5
Published:December 15, 2017
Uptown boyfriend 7" reviews
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Uptown boyfriend 7"

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DownTheRabbitHole
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Contributor: DownTheRabbitHole
Overall, this was an excellent toy that has both the girth and length to hit all your hot spots. I've only tried it vaginally so far, but this is by far one of my favorite toys. Once you get it in position, the curve is perfect for avoiding your cervix and hitting your g-spot. The only potential drawback is that the length may be intimidating for beginners, so, if you're not used to toys of this length, make sure you're warmed up first and go slow.
Pros Definitely makes you feel full Great suction
Cons A bit too long for beginners
Rating:
5
Published:December 04, 2017
symbiasin
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Contributor: symbiasin
This toy, the Uptown Boyfriend, is a delight. It gives plenty of pleasure and does not take up a lot of room in storage. It has become a mainstay in my toy collection.
Pros For a toy that is not big, it certainly acts big and I love the bendable feature.
Cons Nothing takes away from it.
Rating:
5
Published:October 19, 2017
sleah
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Contributor: sleah
The Uptown Boyfriend is a great addition to my toy collection. It is definitely one of my go to dildos whether with my girlfriend or on a quiet night alone.
Pros Size, silicone, hypoallergenic
Cons Hard to hide
Rating:
5
Published:March 31, 2017
Starlight Requiem
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Contributor: Starlight Requiem
This one isn't really for beginners to anal. It might be a bit much for women who are virgins, so make sure you can handle the size first. Once you get used to it, however, it can be a damn good toy for your collection.
Pros *Nice thickness *Lightly Textured
Cons *Could be longer
Rating:
5
Published:September 20, 2016
Captain reviews
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Captain

SaucyxGirl
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Contributor: SaucyxGirl
I've owned Captain for about two years now (this was one of the reviews that got lost in the shuffle) and while it isn't my go to dildo, I still use it on occasion. Overall I like this dildo, realistic in shape and feel and easy to clean and store. I would recommend it to anyone who is looking for a realistic feel and look out of their dildo.
Pros Affordable Made from body safe 100% silicone Realistic in shape and feel
Cons Couldn't feel veins Might be too large for some
Rating:
4
Published:August 04, 2017
Cojik999
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Contributor: Cojik999
Overall I took the time to write this huge review to say that this is a must buy for anyone that is a toy user. And it's worth every cent you will spend on it. I have not tried the firm core but would like to one day.
Pros Large, constructed well, high-quality material.
Cons Might be a little big for beginners.
Rating:
5
Published:December 15, 2016
The realistic cock reviews
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The realistic cock

MamaKyky
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Contributor: MamaKyky
Lovely realistic product with lots of amazing features to offer you or your partner's body. Definitely crafted to please anyone.
Pros Soft. Boner-like. Balls for imagination purposes.
Cons Might be too lengthy for some users
Rating:
4
Published:August 01, 2017
ATimeOfLight
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Contributor: ATimeOfLight
With over ten dildos in my collection, three boasting realism, the Realistic Cock remains my favorite toy over three years already.
Pros Smooth, realistic, suction cup is perfect for solo play
Cons Larger size may be intimidating, flexibility can make insertion more difficult
Rating:
4
Published:May 26, 2017
RockDoc
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Contributor: RockDoc
This is my favorite dildo ever. All the other ones are in retirement. Pair it with a clitoral vibe and heaven awaits.
Pros Realistic, soft, average size
Cons Smell, maintainance
Rating:
5
Published:January 25, 2016
Sextoyuser
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Contributor: Sextoyuser
This dildo is so much fun and feels almost to good to be legal. The realistic look and feel makes things extra kinky and is half the charm of the dildo. I got to give kudos to who ever invented the suction cup dildo because they are a genius. I recommend this product to anyone wanting a suction cup realistic cock.
Pros Soft outside Firm inside Looks real Suction cup
Cons High maintenance Average size
Rating:
5
Published:October 01, 2014
ILoveToWatchMyWife
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Contributor: ILoveToWatchMyWife
My wife is very picky, and it pleased her! I give this two thumbs up because it made her happy and it didn't make her sore afterwards!
Pros material softness size shape price
Cons material safety cleaning
Virtuoso 8" reviews
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Virtuoso 8"

miranda25
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Contributor: miranda25
This toy is worth buying because it is durable, life size and sticks to smooth surfaces. This toy is on the larger side of the average.
Pros Life size
Cons Nothing
Rating:
5
Published:May 19, 2017
sXeVegan90
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Contributor: sXeVegan90
A soft, buttery, hypoallergenic, premium silicone toy for the beginner or advanced user. This is a wonderful toy to add to your collection if you're looking for something that is a great length and easy insertion for anal or vaginal play. It works well in a harness and is great for pegging!
Pros Hygienic material Soft, buttery smooth surface Great for beginners
Cons Not the greatest suction cup Lint, dust, and hair magnet
Rating:
5
Published:April 11, 2017
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Hoodlum realistic 9.5" reviews
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Hoodlum realistic 9.5"

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Starlight Requiem
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Contributor: Starlight Requiem
This toy works well if you know you are capable of taking the thickness. So, if you want to experience a pleasantly deep penetration, then this one is perfect for you. It's also not that intimidating to look at since it isn't very thick. Beginners should research carefully to make sure they can handle it, while advanced anal enthusiasts should get one immediately.
Pros *Nice length and design
Cons *A bit too flexible in the middle, a stiffer spine would help some.
Rating:
5
Published:May 02, 2017
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Eden lover G 7.5" reviews
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Eden lover G 7.5"

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Lucky8
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Contributor: Lucky8
If you are looking for something different with a max g-spot stimulation, this is your toy. I haven't seen many other dildos with this kind of curve along with the realistic look. Overall a good buy for the price and works for beginners as well as advanced users.
Pros G or P-Spot Stimulation Looks real other than color Flexible No odor or taste
Cons Rubbery feel No temperature retention Suction cup could be stronger
Rating:
4
Published:April 26, 2017
PyrgusMalvae
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Contributor: PyrgusMalvae
This dildo proved to be exactly what I was looking for; it's got the suction cup and it fits well in a harness, it's soft enough to be comfortable but not too floppy for anal stuff, and it's also not a weird trying-too-hard-to-be-skin-color-but-not-succeeding color. The only way it could be better is maybe if it vibrated, but I knew it didn't do that when I bought it. New favorite toy, would definitely recommend.
Pros Flexible Great texture Good size Cute color harness compatible suction cup
Cons May be too big for some people Honestly, I have no complaints
Rating:
5
Published:April 05, 2016
LustfulLadyLynette
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Contributor: LustfulLadyLynette
Overall, this product isn't for everyone. For those who love solid toys and that really rough almost painful penetration during sex; nope, not for you. For those that are beginners or are too sensitive for solid toys or just like a gentler sexual experience; FOR YOU!
Pros Silky feeling Realistic Decent suction cup
Cons Unpleasant smell and taste Hard to penetrate with Needs special care
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Playboy 8" reviews
Price: $21.99 $39.99
 
 
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Playboy 8"

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sXeVegan90
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Contributor: sXeVegan90
Playboy is a great option for beginners looking for a non-intimidating toy to begin their journey into sexual exploration. With a soft, matte finish, subtle curve, and a suction cup base, this toy is versatile and simple for the average user to manipulate. Made of silicone, it's hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate-free. This is a great dildo for g-spot and p-spot stimulation, and is a wonderful addition to anyone's toy box!
Pros Superior material Soft, buttery matte surface Great size for beginners
Cons Suction cup isn't great Doesn't move with the body
Rating:
4
Published:March 20, 2017
Au naturel Carlito reviews
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Au naturel Carlito

BlushingTenshi
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Contributor: BlushingTenshi
The summary is this; I would not recommend it to anyone; not beginners, not anyone, because though it isn't the worst product ever, it just doesn't do the job properly. It also has false advertising with the poseable feature, failing to mention how it moves on its own accord all the time, which is incredibly inconvenient. If that wasn't enough, it's so soft that it probably wouldn't be much stimulation to anyone.
Pros Realistic visually (though not very), soft.
Cons Too soft, too short, noisy, poseable core doesn't hold pose and constantly moves out of place.
Rating:
1
Published:March 13, 2017
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SimplX 6" reviews
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SimplX 6"

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sXeVegan90
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Contributor: sXeVegan90
If you're looking for a great, inexpensive option to add to your toy collection, or if you're a beginner looking to step into the world of sexual exploration, this non-toxic, phthalate-free dildo is a great choice. It features a realistic shape, textured, realistic testicles, and a flat base for placing on a flat surface. The size is perfect for beginners, and it's a beautiful, neon pink color that looks even more beautiful in person!
Pros Great size Harness compatible
Cons Cannot sterilize Could use a suction cup Slight smell/taste
Rating:
3
Published:March 02, 2017
Starlight Requiem
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Contributor: Starlight Requiem
Overall, I use this one as a teaser. One hand grasping the balls, pistoning it in and out and just trying to hang on for the ride. Those a bit more sensitive might get a great orgasm simply from using this, but I think in general it works as a precursor to the fun and games, not the main event.
Pros *Great design and shape *Balls make a good handhold
Cons *No suction cup *A bit too firm
Rating:
4
Published:February 27, 2017
HeatherFeather
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Contributor: HeatherFeather
I like this toy a lot, not much to improve on. Needs a lot of lube to be prepared, but next stop...pleasuretown!
Pros Realistic, gentle but firm, good size
Cons Needs containment options, maybe more colours too
Rating:
5
Published:January 20, 2017
Soft sensations reviews
Price: $47.48
 
 
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Soft sensations

Starlight Requiem
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Contributor: Starlight Requiem
If you are looking for a toy, specifically for a suction cup, I would avoid this one. However, if the suction cup does not matter, this one works rather well by holding it in your hand. You can get up a good thrusting motion by squatting with it, though it would work much better if you had a partner to manipulate it.
Pros *Realistic *Great design and shape
Cons *Suction cup is next to useless as anything but a handhold
Rating:
4
Published:January 18, 2017
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SimplX G-spot 6" reviews
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SimplX G-spot 6"

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Jul!a
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Contributor: Jul!a
This toy is a great choice for beginners who want to experiment with realistic toys, or just looking to add a good basic dildo to your collection. It's firm enough to provide stimulation, but not so firm that you're going to accidentally hurt yourself. Some people might not like the overly pronounced head, but that's for you to decide.
Pros Good for a lot of people, relatively safe material
Cons Not silicone, some might not like the pronounced head, scent when it's fresh
Rating:
4
Published:January 02, 2017