I recently received the Cole Ryder Sensafirm Penis. At first, I was really excited and couldn’t wait to try it out; just looking at it got me a little wet. It was very real looking from the veins to the texture of the balls, and that is probably the only positive thing I can personally say about this toy.

It just looked so real, and it was really big. Now usually, people say bigger is better, but this thing was just too big. Now you may laugh when you read this, but it was so big that it was a little intimidating. I am being serious though; it is huge.

I tried to use it twice. The first time was in the shower. The Sensafirm Penis has a suction cup at the bottom, so I thought the shower would be a great place. However, the suction cup doesn’t work very well. The toy is very heavy and very big, and the suction cup wasn’t strong enough to hold it up; it just kept falling. So if you do decide to waste your money, it would probably work if you suction cupped it to a flat surface, such as a toilet lid, since it will be upright as opposed to being on a shower wall. The suction cup definitely will come in handy because, unless your forearms and hands are strong, you are not going to want to hold it for long; it is very heavy for a dildo.

The second time I attempted to use it was in my room. This time I used a lot of lubricant, and even then, it was just so big that it was even somewhat painful. The biggest downfall of this toy was its size; it was too big to get any pleasure from it.

Another downfall was the material; it was made from Sensafirm, which is some type of plastic. It was a very sticky material, making it hard to clean. It picked up lint from my sheets, and then it wouldn’t easily come off. Overall, I was not satisfied at all with this toy, and I would not waste my money on it.