They're not kidding when they call it the Large.

There's eight soft inches of shaft, making this either the most intriguing or most embarrassing of the Limpy Line of packers. The balls are large, the dangle is thick (two inches wide), the whole thing feels almost ridiculous.

It looks awkward in my pants.

Safety Precaution: if using as a slingshot / weapon, be careful not to hit anybody in the head with the balls. They can cause facial bruising.

The Mr. Limpy Large (as are all the Mr. Limpy packers) is made of Superskin, which is very lifelike. What's not entirely lifelike about this is how far it can stretch. You can have the balls in one hand and stretch this a good three feet. The others I wouldn't try this with because they are either thinner or they just don't have the same availability of material to encourage me to make a slingshot out of.

The width of this is two inches across, which equals out to about five inches around. It's pretty massive. The Medium matches it in width and girth but the length of the Large outdoes the Medium by more than an inch. (The stats say it's 8.5 inches and the Medium is 7.5 inches but, side by side, the Large really is more than only one inch longer.)

The Large does have a slight odor to it, probably because it's got so much more material to it. It's not bad or strong at all, but you notice it when you smell your hands after handling it.

The balls are proportionately large on this one, unlike the Medium and the Small. It's a bit more than eight inches long and the balls are two inches thick. It looks very nice, thick and hefty.

It is very stretchy. And there's a lot of dangle to it. Enough dangle to the point where I'd be afraid to get this thing caught in something were I to be wearing it commando. I don't think this is a good fit for beginners or even most people because of how it stood out so much in my pants. For me, it really looked uncomfortably large.

Don't bring this in your carry-on luggage. It would be hilarious but ... just don't. You also might want to leave a note for TSA in your checked baggage if you put it in there. It looks implausible enough that they might think it's bomb-making material shaped like a huge limp cock.

It's too big for me.

I couldn't fit it in my underpants for free-packin', nor could I use my SpareParts Theo Harness or SpareParts Pete Packing Briefs. The hole on the harness and on the briefs were just too small, even using the method to insert the dong into the briefs as shown in the directions (you use a plastic baggie; pretty ingenious but it didn't work either).

When you put this into your preferred packing device, you are going to stand out. From the area of your crotch.

When I had this thing stuffed and rolled into my underpants, it looked as though I had a fist down there. I'm sure that's ok if that's the look you're going for, but it wasn't the look I was going for. It also didn't stay in place very well so that added to my discomfort.

Wash with water only and then leave out to dry. Dust with cornstarch when it starts to feel sticky to keep the sticky down and the texture nice. It's really easy to store too - in a plastic baggie is easiest, although this one does not fit into a regular sandwich-sized bag. I had to use a freezer bag for it to fit. Having it in the bag reduces the cornstarch dust on your other toys and it makes it easier to dust as well.

After testing all of the Mr. Limpy line of packers, the Extra Small and the Medium were my favorite.

The Extra Small and the Medium both can be packed without a harness or special setup and they fit nicely in my regular underpants. The Small and the Large both were awkward and moved around a lot.

The Small had thin balls that didn't sit right with the shaft and the Large was just way too long and the shaft didn't fit well.