The Perk dildo is worth every cent you pay for it. It is a good standard sized dildo, with a slight head (that isn’t distinct enough to bump the pubic bone), and a strong bullet included - it is great for strap-on sex or masturbation.


The best thing about this dildo, and the thing that most shocked me, is how well the vibrations carried down and the quality of the dildo. I will definitely buy from Happy Valley again just because of the quality of the Perk and its bullet. It was an after thought for me but ended up being the best thing. I thought it would be just like all other “bullet included” dildos, and that the vibrations wouldn’t really carry well, but I was wrong. The firmness and design of the silicone carries the vibrations from the strong bullet all the way down the shaft. The bullet can be hard to remove, so put a little water based lube in on it before you pop it in. Also, they are small batteries and don’t last for hours and hours of play; but this bullet is much stronger than many bullets I’ve purchased before. Happy Valley bullets are great!!

The second best thing is the shape. It has a great firmness and curve, and the head is good for g-spot stimulation without any of that uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, catching on the pubic bone. I think this is a goldilocks dildo as in, “Just right.” Not too big, not too small, just really standard size with a great shape and silicone. It is bendy, but a little more firm than lots of the other dildos. It also has a nice base, which is perfect for strap-on sex.

I got the purple, and it is a gorgeous solid block purple. Like a crayon if you peeled off the paper. It is gorgeous! Surprisingly, I like it more than my swirly, iridescent, dildos.

Silicone is my favorite material because of how easy it is to clean, and that you can completely sanitize it. Use a 10:1 water to bleach mix to wash it, or hot soapy water in the sink, or even boil it! The only thing you can’t do is use silicone lube!


My only complaint is that the way the base of the dildo seems to have been cut away from the mold, it doesn’t suction onto things like most of my other dildos, but that isn't explicitly what this dildo seems to have been designed for.


This dildo deserves 5 stars, and every penny you spend on it. This would be a dildo I would recommend to anyone looking for something right in the middle of the size range, or for a first time dildo for lesbian strap-on sex. This should be a standard in everyone’s toy closet!