Solo vaginal play, harness use, prostate ... it's all pretty much a slice of heaven with the Happy Valley Big Boy!

I did cheat and ditch the lame bullet that it comes with and I used my We-Vibe salsa. I knew before I purchased this that the bullet was less than to be desired and I was intending to use my souped up bullet in the HVBB (Happy Valley Big Boy) before I even put it in my EdenFantasys cart.

This has a very nice, but not over powering flange and a delightful upturn in shape that should appeal to those anally inclined.

I'm a g-spot slut and this is my dream dildo. Perfection in silicone. I loved thrusting, rocking and grinding with this toy. It was all truly better than "good".

I love silicone, it has a safety rating of 10.

The Happy Valley big boy is very lightly veined, but it is not noticeable when inserted. It merely adds to the visual appeal. I truly don't think even the most texture sensitive would be trouble by it.

As with all silicon it is:
-Food-grade material
-Hypo-allergenic
-Latex free
-Non-porous
-Phthalates free

Brand new there was the very faintest of odors, that I couldn't even put my finger on, but with the first washing, the toy become virtually odorless.

The silicone has quite a bit of velvety drag to it, but when you apply your favorite water based lube, this is a feature, as it holds the lube and it the fluid doesn't bead up or drip off.

As with most silicone, however; this is QUITE the lint magnet and requires washing before and after use.

This has a very nice give to it while still being firm enough to get good thrust with. As stated before (for me at least) this dildo is absolute perfection.

When reading this review and deciding if this is for you, note: that for me, if you made the perfect cock, in size shape, length and girth, this would be it. Your requirements may be very different.

The shape of this dildo is the g-spot or p-spot slut's dream. It has a pronounced upturn and a nice girth to it, without treading into "size queen" territory.

The Happy Valley is 7 inches long with a good solid 6.5 of that being insertable.
The shaft is a wee bit over 5 inches around
The head is 5.5 inches around
The base is 2.75 inches across
The flange is 8.75 inches around


This is girthy, but not a size queen toy. For me and my experience it is a full toy without being uncomfortable. I have had difficulty in the past with dildos (Vamp) getting caught on my pelvic bone, and while I felt the head of this toy rubbing against it, there was never a worry of getting stuck, it was pure pleasure.

I tend to have shorter, get to the orgasm and get on with my life kind of sessions. This felt so heavenly, that I actually wore out the approximately 2 hour chart on my salsa because it was so so so heavenly and felt so incredible, I just didn't want to stop doing myself.

So I knew that the bullet that came with this was going to be a dud, and I didn't make my purchase based on that. The bullet is a typical low end, one speed push button affair. Meh.

So without the bullet, this stunning piece of silicone perfection kept me cumming again and again for over an hour all by myself.

It is the perfect shape and size for me.

If you read my previous reviews, I got the Salsa but alone it is over powered for me, but it fits PERFECTLY in the bullet hole for the Happy Valley Big Boy. Together, these two are over the top in g-spot orgasmic perfection. I'm not into anal, but I would imagine that together, they would be a dream for those folks so inclined.

I don't have anyone home to try with my harness. But this fit well in the harness I have and will be a joy to try on my partner when they are available.

I have to truly say, for a great all for one, one for all dildo, this is it.

I can't wait for my refractory orgasm period to reset, so I can do more "product testing".

The head is even nicely rounded so it felt comfortable when vigorously thrusting and shoving against my cervix.

This is quite the lint magnet, but what silicone isn't?

Other than that, this was a breeze to clean up with hot water and my favorite toy cleaner.

Take the bullet out and you can boil it or toss it in the dishwasher if you are so inclined.

I have on hand my own silk lined velvet pouch to store it. But the packaging leaves a lot to be desired and you may want to find a different storage solution, so that you are assured that it won't come into contact with other silicone toys or silicone lube. (you don't want your new toys to melt together into a horrible science experiment!)

Ok, so even with the lame bullet and what I'm going to tell you about the packaging, this is still a perfect 5 star dildo.

The packaging was a sticky clear plastic bag, with a printed card-board hang tag with hard industrial sharp staples holding it together. The toy was very difficult to get out of the plastic bag due to the stickiness.

But at the end of the day, I'd far rather have my dollars go into the product than the packaging. So, this section is information and not complaint.

Obviously this is not discreet packaging, and if you're giving this as a gift, I would buy a nice gift box or bag to wrap it in. (your friend will still thank you for getting them such a pleasurable gift, despite the straight forward simplicity of the manufacturer's packaging).

Full disclosure: I've been around the sexual block. But there was "one", encounter with "one" lover, "one" time. This encounter was THE most intense incredible sexual encounter ever. This dildo is exactly the shape and size of that lover. I "might" be biased when it comes to this toy. Coupled with the fact that I'm a g-spot slut, I would give this toy 10 stars if I could.

For me, (and that's a huge caveat) this is absolutely the perfect toy and my new best friend (sorry Tentacle, I still love you).

When I rated the vroom and the buzz on this toy, it was for the bullet that came with it.

The experience of the dildo itself, with it's glorious velvet silicone and perfectly g-spot oriented shape was almost as good as that one incredible perfect sexual experience, and with this toy, I get to recreate it in my bed every day.

Yeah, my toes curl when I use this, but my legs also go all akimbo and my hip waggle ravenously.