This toy is POWERFUL! When I first turned it on my hand went numb from holding it, the vibration was that powerful. Had tons of fun with it and had one of the strongest O's I've ever felt!

It wasn't loud at all. Would you be able to hear it if you were in the same room? Yes. Could you hear it if a tv was on or fan or the door was open a room away? Maybe. Can you hear it through a closed door? Absolutely not. Even on the strongest vibration it sounds like a faint hum, almost like a cell phone on vibrate, maybe even quieter!

HOWEVER, it does light up at the bottom very brightly, bright enough that you can see it through a blanket. I honestly think that would give you away before the noise would.

Now that the "discreet" review is out of the way, let's get down to what everyone REALLY want's to know; it's power -

This toy was the first vibrating anything I ever felt vaginally so I might not be the most experienced reviewer but let's just say I started moaning the moment I turned it on! It left my legs shaking and I swore I felt my body vibrating 5 minutes after I had turned it off. It was probably the best first time vibration experience I could have had. It vibrates strongly from shaft to tip, however, you seem to feel the most vibration right at the underside of the head (Basically right where it hits most peoples' G-spot or P-spot). Extremely powerful vibrations for its size and price. Personally, I kept it on high vibration and high pulsing action (I know, I know; High for your first time? But hey, go big or go home...And no one was home.)

Its size is...Perfect. It's thick enough to make you feel full but yet not enough to hurt. It's long enough to just brush your cervix and G-spot but not enough to be too much length. The head is bulbous which can make it SLIGHTLY difficult to enter at first but it creates the most wonderful feeling once inside. Honestly, if I could make the perfect man like Frank N Furter did in RHPS, my creation would have this penis; that's how in love with it I am! If the vibration went out on it I'd be sad but I'd still keep it and just use it as a dildo(Or get a new one), its size is that perfect to me!

Now on to those "flippers" at the base. I thought they'd be a problem, but they're not. They're flexible and were kinda just there for me. They were too short to be near my clit and I was to enthralled in the vibrations that I didn't even notice them on my labia, honestly. They can be insert-able but I couldn't get it in enough to find out what that would feel like. Basically, for some, they'd feel wonderful and others they'd be pointless but no matter what they won't be a problem.

All around I'm very satisfied with this purchase! If something happened to this one I'd be willing to buy another for full price it's that good!

- It does have a slight silicone taste but nothing overpowering and the smell is nonexistent.
- You really do need to lubricate and get used to the head but well worth it.
- Try it side ways, upside down, right side up. It vibrates the entire thing so you won't miss a spot!
- Really need to clean the underside of the head in the corona as it's quite deep and even when I thought I cleaned it a closer examination show's there was still moisture in there; make sure to clean thoroughly.
- I didn't try it anally but like any toy it needs a condom if you intend to use it there. (I know duh, but it's still a caution for newcomers to anal play)
- Versatile! I used it to practice deep-throating, used it on my breast, my clit, vaginally and though I didn't get to use it anally people very well can! It makes for a great dildo as well as a vibrator it's like a magic wand and realistic dildo in one.

Honestly, it was my first vibrator and I fell head over heels in love! Perfect size, so realistic, nonporous, deep rumbles, great vibration patterns (My fav is high, number 4 and number 6)

Then it started to lag and even die. I was very upset over that and so I actually bought another vibrator, which I didn't like nearly as much because it has that high pitched tickling vibration that is 'eh' but for me personally it tickles the clit in the worst way and is more annoying after awhile when a deep rumble. I kept this toy because...It was my first toy how could I not? Plus it still is shaped like a penis so it can still be used for penetration.

Then I tried two different sets of batteries and it's fine! I honestly think I just bought some really crappy batteries (They were Duracell and energizers so idk)...

However, it really does eat batteries like candy. I will get new batteries and after using it for 45 minutes it will be low or even die. And if you don't get the batteries in JUST right then it can have a hard time connecting.

That's honestly my only issue is the batteries I go through with it. If it was rechargeable...It would be a 10/10 for me...Even with the battery issue, it's still a 9/10 for me.

Really, it's worth the purchase.