The Mr. Limpy line of toys is a line of packing dildos. This means they are not meant for penetration, and in fact don't work very well for it at all due to their limp or flaccid nature. They're meant to be worn, by employment of a packing strap, dildo harness, or other clothing-compatible holder, by people who want a penis but have not had (or don't intend to have) the surgery to build them one. It's not a stand-to-pee (STP) device, so ladies, you'll still have to pull down your pants to use the bathroom.

Because of the price, this toy is a good place to start if you're not sure packing is for you. Take care, though, because the material it's made of (superskin) is fragile and tears easily. If you love it enough to wear it often or walk far from home, you'll need more than one in your lifetime.

As mentioned lightly before, this toy is made of Superskin, the same material used by Fleshlight to make their ultra-realistic strokers. It's very soft, stretchy, and when kept properly, does very much resemble the feel of a flaccid penis. (The testicles don't feel real, though, which is too bad... I'm patiently awaiting the day I can have a realistic penis and balls.) It's very fragile, highly prone to rips and tears, and where it rests in my strap, there is a ring around the base of the cock that has been rubbed into tiny pills, like an old blanket. You should even be careful with your nails.

When I first got it, my Mr. Limpy Small had a very strange, bitter smell. It would rub off on anything it touched, including my skin, the sheets, the bag I kept it in... you get the picture. After about two weeks in the open air, it finally dissipated and is now unnoticeable. It also secreted a bit of a small amount of an oily substance, which hasn't stopped, but slowed down quite a bit. (I wouldn't have noticed it, but I had laid the toy down on a piece of paper for some reason or another, and when I moved it later, noticed a grease spot, much like when you put potato chips on a cheap paper plate. Uh, minus the crumbs and salt.

I still don't have the guts to taste the toy.

The design of this toy is pretty good. But it's HUGE! For a toy calling itself "small," I'm certainly curious to see what their biggest Mr. Limpy is like. (The words "horse dick" come to mind.) Keep in mind that the average human male's penis when flaccid is only about 2.8 inches long. Mr. Limpy "Small" is a whopping 6 inches long! That's quite hung, if you ask me. My next packer will be smaller, because this guy is hard to tuck into boxers, even for an XXL girl like me.

Aside from the fleshy pink color (it's a little more fleshy than the carnation pink shown on the product page, but not much) I'd say Mr. Limpy looks quite realistic. It's veiny and the testicles have goosebumps and wrinkles. The corpus spongeosum is very distinct, perhaps more so than on the average flaccid penis. The head is highly pronounced, with wrinkles and a gathering effect behind the glans (possibly a retracted foreskin?), a highly detailed frenulum, and even a meatus, or urethra opening. I imagine, if not for its size, it would pass a "squeeze test."

It's in no way discreet, but to me, anything that fits in my suitcase is travel friendly.

My favorite part of this toy is the realistic texture. I'll play with it all day if I'm not wearing it, much like my Realdoe when it was my only realistic toy. Now it's a toss-up as to which I'll grab for as a stress-reliever to play with. I also really like the immense amount of detail put into it. It brings me closer to the penis I want at an affordable price.

Something that's not so wonderful about my Mr. Limpy Small is the fact that it's anything but small. It's hard to tuck away and it seems to make my boyfriend feel inadequate sometimes.

Superskin, according to Eden Fantasys, has a safety rating of only about 5. It's the least "safe" material I own in a toy, and probably won't buy another. It's a porous material, which makes it difficult to clean. It's suggested you use only very hot water WITHOUT soap, so it can't be sanitized, and for deeper cleaning, isopropyl alcohol is recommended. As such, try not to leave it in contact with anything that might encourage bacterial contamination, including but not limited to your genitals. I don't do it, but I recommend wearing it outside your underwear. To keep it feeling realistic, it should be sprinkled with corn starch and kept in a cool, dry place. I use flour because I can't find corn starch, but it's probably not the best thing to use.

I keep my Mr. Limpy out in the open air because at least once a day I tend to play with it. If I go a few days without using it, I place it in a plastic zip-top bag with a light dusting of flour (again, I don't recommend that, it's just all we have right now), give it a shake, and store it in the drawer under our bed where it's cool and dark.

Since this is not intended for penetration, I don't know why you'd be using lube with it, but if you should feel the need to lubricate your limp cock, please use only water-based lube.

My Mr. Limpy came in a simple, clear, heat-sealed plastic bag, coated in powder. There may or may not have had a brand name on a small slip of paper, but that was just about it. The bag had to be destroyed in order to get to the toy, so it's not good for later storage.

Because I work at a restaurant almost full time, and I walk to get there, I don't get to wear my packer as often as I'd like. I'm too worried about it getting damaged, either by the friction of whatever harness I use ripping it, or by the heat of the oven I near all day. Either is bad, so I leave it at home until I have a day off. If it were made of a sturdier material, that might not be an issue. I plan on buying a Mr. Right packer next, so I don't have to worry so much.

Mr. Limpy is a good friend. His fleshy feel is a comfort when I start to miss my boyfriend while he's at work, and he's always there when I start to feel the need to sport a cock. He's comfy against my skin and feels as close to natural as I've had in a wearable dildo. A note on fit though:

Many people recommend the Pete packing pouch by Spareparts. I didn't have money for one. Instead I tried the Spareparts Joque harness I already owned. It fit okay, but I didn't like that the testicles of the toy were hidden from view. Then I tried our Vegan commando harness, and while I was satisfied with the visibility of the whole toy, the faux-leather material quickly started to damage the material of the toy. In the end, I cut a tiny hole in a pair of panties, squeezed Mr. Limpy through it, and wore it that way. It's comfy, was easy to make the toy hang in the right direction, and easy to put on and take off at will. Based on these observations, I'd recommend the RodeoH packing harnesses, provided it comes in your size; it doesn't come in mine.